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Credit where it’s due, memorials to United Cerebral Palsy shows that at least some of the Ralph’s were good people.
Inactive The Ralpharing - One ring to gunt them all, value dropping by the minute
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Ronnie was the “bad seed”
Agreed about those donations to Cerebral Palsy charities. A good buddy of mine, back when I did time in KY, had cerebral palsy. I’d like to think he benefitted in some small way from the Ralph family’s donations. He has a lot in common with Gunt, actually. Both are wrasslin’ fans, both are scat fetishists. They’d probably get along pretty well. He could even run Gunt’s website for him like he used to run Ricky Morton’s. Match made in Heaven.
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This is because Evan, the brother Ralph never sees, has cerebral palsy.
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Right, and you can bet Ronnie was left out of the decision for the memorial gifts.
Maybe the Ralph family tree has a good branch and a bad branch, as shown by the brothers Louis and Ronnie.
One can’t help but be curious when ralph brings his daddy’s family into play.
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Would this mean the gunt is truly a pig orc seeing as he is from a line of corrupt individuals.
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How did Ralph's grandfather get a hold of George Floyd's elden ring?
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The funniest possibility is that the ring is real but Ralph can't prove it by getting it appraised or even showing the inside of the band because it's stuck on his sausage finger.
do you think the good ralph branch has like a Nathan Ralph running a Healstream that actually is all the things ralph copes about and has a cool af expensive ring that actually fits his chiseled fingers
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131.57 Canadian Dollars = 103 US Dollars
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Even if we never pinpoint the exact Etsy listing of the specific ring Ralph was showing off- in a matter of a few hours we more or less proved you can get a near identical ring of the exact same design and quality for less than Gator's old monthly pittance... and given Gator's testimony that Ralph only makes $2000 a month from supposedly "working 19 hour days" the probability of it being a "genuine diamond ring to rival Putin's super-bowl trophy" has dropped down to an inverse logarithmic curve.
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Those prices are what jewelers sell them for. When the ring is bought and walks out of the store it value plummets. I wouldn't even give a pack of cigarettes for it and I don't smoke.
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The ring is one of Ralph's horcruxes now. The blue checkmark on twitter, the Killstream, the Kid Diddler hat, the ring, the manpurse (destroyed) and lastly... the gunt. If you destroy them all, Ralph dies.
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I just can’t believe the loathsome Dungeater has the eldenring
More like the feltenring,, also how classless is it to use a dead family members heirloom as an own in troll slapfights? Imagine your gammy or pappy dying and your first thought is FUCK YOU TWITTA BITCH AH GOT MAH DEAD PAPPYS RING THANK CHRIS HE DIED SO AH CUN FUCK YER ESS AWN TWITTA
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I wouldn't count him to stop with only one gaudy ring. Expect his hands and feet to be covered with ugly tacky fake rings so he can call himself rich soon
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That ring makes him a member of the Seethemasons
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Can't wait for The Captain to buy the ring and use it to get control of ralph back from the idea guys
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Gods sake at least take it for a proper cleaning Ralph. Then take your teeth for same.
I don’t understand that ring. Is the middle ‘diamond’ set differently? Is it sticking out like a ladies engagement ring? I don’t know the terms, @MirnaMinkoff help! I’ve looked at too many ugly rings today and none are set like Ralph’s. They’re close, but the diamonds are all uniform.
I bet that ring smells like dirty old coins. Get it professionally cleaned and appraised if it means so much to you sir.
I don’t understand that ring. Is the middle ‘diamond’ set differently? Is it sticking out like a ladies engagement ring? I don’t know the terms, @MirnaMinkoff help! I’ve looked at too many ugly rings today and none are set like Ralph’s. They’re close, but the diamonds are all uniform.
I bet that ring smells like dirty old coins. Get it professionally cleaned and appraised if it means so much to you sir.
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The ring really is gawdy and ridiculous. He should just get a sovereign ring and be done
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The ring has a full bezel setting done in a white metal to make the stones look bigger and more uniform. Good for hiding flaws and bad quality of stones. This particular type of full bezel is clunky and ugly looking and only seen in lower quality vintage jewelry.
If the stones are real they are old mine cut diamonds. Once modern tools allowed for brilliant cut and other better facet cutting there was a lot of old unfashionable jewelry floating around with old mine cut diamonds. Pawn stores ended up with a lot of these stones so tried to find ways to repurpose them for use in new jewelry. Using them in men’s rings was popular for the tacky trends in 1970’s men fashion. These stones were usually too flawed and low quality for engagement rings or prong jewelry, but perfect to be embedded in a clunky men’s ring.
The stones seem like Ralph’s eyes because they were probably taken out of random old jewelry and three were “close enough” to get in a row of three. They were obviously not customs cut for this ring, just a mix and match assortment of stones taking out of some old necklace or rings. The one in the center was bigger, with more depth, than the other two so did some weird asymmetrical setting to make it all “fit” into one ring.
It was also common for ppl to take old pieces of family diamond jewelry to a jeweler or goldsmith and have them remove the stones to make a new piece of jewelry. This isn’t the case with Gunt or else I’m sure he’d have mentioned how PawPaw’s ring came from dear Grandma Pink’s old rings.