Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[UncleDaddy]

Not to armchair, but I think a part of always getting patted down or whatever could be some self-fulfilling prophecy shit as well. If you're squirming around because you're anxious that you've been patted down every other time, you're gonna draw attention to yourself and get yourself a pat down.

But nah, it's probably bra straps, guys.

 

[Law]

I love how cozy the Kev thread gets in between drama and outbursts.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Wasn't there some dude who kept claiming the TSA was singling him out for harassment or some shit and it turned out it was because he was wearing a diaper (for fetish purposes not for accidentally or even intentionally shitting himself purposes) and that was showing up on the scans like he was hiding stuff?

If not, wait a few months.

 

[s0mbra]

While we wait for Kevie to do something funny...

I'm a mad slut for nature documentaries and have been on a mild prehistoric kick lately. And I think I found proof of alternate realities while guzzling dino docs tonight.



I did a fucking triple take when I saw this. It's Kevin if he actually did something with his pathetic fucking life and autistic obsession with dinosaurs.

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At first I laughed because "hey that looks like Kevin. I bet he's trooned out since this was filmed"
Then I saw the name.
So glad I glanced up just in time to see this
Doc was about Alaskan dinos btw btw

 

[AirdropShitposts]

While we wait for Kevie to do something funny...

I'm a mad slut for nature documentaries and have been on a mild prehistoric kick lately. And I think I found proof of alternate realities while guzzling dino docs tonight.

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I did a fucking triple take when I saw this. It's Kevin if he actually did something with his pathetic fucking life and autistic obsession with dinosaurs.

Spoiler

At first I laughed because "hey that looks like Kevin. I bet he's trooned out since this was filmed"
Then I saw the name.
So glad I glanced up just in time to see this
Doc was about Alaskan dinos btw btw

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

While we wait for Kevie to do something funny...

I'm a mad slut for nature documentaries and have been on a mild prehistoric kick lately. And I think I found proof of alternate realities while guzzling dino docs tonight.

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I did a fucking triple take when I saw this. It's Kevin if he actually did something with his pathetic fucking life and autistic obsession with dinosaurs.

Spoiler

At first I laughed because "hey that looks like Kevin. I bet he's trooned out since this was filmed"
Then I saw the name.
So glad I glanced up just in time to see this
Doc was about Alaskan dinos btw btw

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Funny that you mention it, that's a potential lolcow Riley Black. [A] It ticks almost all the boxes: troon, autistic fixation on a science, ill fitting clothes and abyssmal makeup, furfaggotry and stealing the name of an instathot.

Archive of the tweet from Kevvie.

The merge is truly happening lol.

 

[General Disarray]

I love wasting Sundays watching cooking shows. Imagine my shock when a 70's Julia Child was working with a tranny on-air. Gotta wonder what goes through the minds of the viewers both then and now.

 

[s0mbra]

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Funny that you mention it, that's a potential lolcow Riley Black. [A] It ticks almost all the boxes: troon, autistic fixation on a science, ill fitting clothes and abyssmal makeup, furfaggotry and stealing the name of an instathot.

Archive of the tweet from Kevvie.

The merge is truly happening lol.

All roads lead back to amhole

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Funny that you mention it, that's a potential lolcow Riley Black. [A] It ticks almost all the boxes: troon, autistic fixation on a science, ill fitting clothes and abyssmal makeup, furfaggotry and stealing the name of an instathot.

Archive of the tweet from Kevvie.

The merge is truly happening lol.

Kevin simping over Riley

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Pre transition pic and his real name; Brian Switek from Salt Lake City

Spoiler: Long

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His podcast (i can't archive it for some reason)

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Interview 2

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[AirdropShitposts]

I love wasting Sundays watching cooking shows. Imagine my shock when a 70's Julia Child was working with a tranny on-air. Gotta wonder what goes through the minds of the viewers both then and now.

Even though the culture was less accepting back then I imagine it's probably easier for the individual viewer to think of a random outlier who has something slightly odd about them but focuses on the cooking versus how today they'd probably stop cooking to instead spend seven hours talking about their fetishes and how heckin valid they are and how important the right to force lesbians to have sex with you is.

I certainly don't pretend to claim it was easier to be such back then as it probably was not but that person may have felt more accepted than someone like Kevin who is convinced all of reality is a conspiracy against him because it refuses to affirm his every immediate emotion constantly.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

All roads lead back to amhole

Mīlle viae dūcunt hominēs per saecula Am Hōlam.

Kevin simping over Riley

I was getting hopeful this would be Rioley Ravioli but it was just a dino sperg troon.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

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What a fucking waste. From decent looking nerd to tattood pornsick degenerate with a porn name too. Great way to end your career because no one wants you around at a dig in close quarters, creep. But I guess he'll just keep doing 'science journalism'.
I wonder if his wife stuck around.

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-019-02113-6

I’d been reflecting on this part of myself for a long time, trying to fit myself into a gendered box that was reinforced by my relationships, but the collapse of my marriage late last year opened an array of possibilities that allowed me to step beyond the suppressive influences of my old life and move closer to who I am.

NOPE.jpeg. Fly free, lady. Fly free.

 

[FeatherPlucker]

What a fucking waste. From decent looking nerd to tattood pornsick degenerate with a porn name too. Great way to end your career because no one wants you around at a dig in close quarters, creep. But I guess he'll just keep doing 'science journalism'.
I wonder if his wife stuck around.




NOPE.jpeg. Fly free, lady. Fly free.

Thank God she broke free.
He sounds like an insufferable "I'm so intellectual" twat from his blog to begin with.
He has the nerve to imply that she was suppressive. Why? Because she didn't want him chasing dick and rainbows?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-019-02113-6

I remember when Nature was considered a prestigious science publication.

 

[trickyzerg23]

I love wasting Sundays watching cooking shows. Imagine my shock when a 70's Julia Child was working with a tranny on-air. Gotta wonder what goes through the minds of the viewers both then and now.

You seriously haven't realized yet that Julia Child was a man the whole time?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Thank God she broke free.
He sounds like an insufferable "I'm so intellectual" twat from his blog to begin with.
He has the nerve to imply that she was suppressive. Why? Because she didn't want him chasing dick and rainbows?

Why is so many decent to Normie looking guys some with wives no less keep giving all that up just to become hideous no effort troons?

It was one thing when it was porn sick incels taking themselves out of the gene pool that was actually a good thing, but remember that neck, this new potential cow Riley Brian, and Landon "spider face pussy "Hiscock all had girlfriends or even wives just before throwing it all away to chase the troon dragon.

 

[Law]

He has the nerve to imply that she was suppressive. Why? Because she didn't want him chasing dick and rainbows?

It's funny cause "suppressive person" is a term Scientology uses.

Why is so many decent to Normie looking guys some with wives no less keep giving all that up just to become hideous no effort troons?

It was one thing when it was porn sick incels taking themselves out of the gene pool that was actually a good thing, but remember that neck, this new potential cow Riley Brian, and Landon "spider face pussy "Hiscock all had girlfriends or even wives just before throwing it all away to chase the troon dragon.

Sexual fetishes can turn any man's brain to soup if they're indulged. It's like alcoholism. It can happen to you if you're rich or poor, pretty or ugly, married or single. It can be overcome, but if it's enabled or indulged, it's not gonna be pretty.
Also AGP was never just incels. Early AGP organizations like The Tri-Ess Society (founded in 1977, so we can't even blame internet porn) had entire separate clubs and newsletters for the wives.
Imagine that level of cope.

Spoiler: Vintage Troonsperging

I decided to add this cause some of you might find it interesting. This is "The Sweetheart Connection", a newsletter published for the wives of Tri-Ess Society AGPs.

Notice how troons have been terrible at naming things for roughly 50 years.
Tri-Ess materials are a warped labyrinth of cope. It's all about viewing crossdressing as a magical special gift, instead of a depressingly common and tawdry sexual obsession. While this may have worked for some of these wives, I doubt any of them set out to marry a troon. It also shows how an indulged crossdressing fetish can take over everything in a man's life, to the point that he's publishing newsletters to try and convince his wife that what he's doing is cool. It also demonstrates that the current troon explosion has roots going back at least 50 years, and what we're seeing today is the product of decades of organizing by men who steal their mom's nightgowns. Also notice how flippantly jobs, families and close relationships are treated. "Julie Freeman, The Devil Woman" seems to think that instead of being the foundation you build your life upon, jobs and relationships are just inconveniences that stand in the way of a man's "desire". I also think that the "Devil Woman" moniker is interesting, since modern twitter troons always try to be goth girls. Thus concludes my REEEEEsearch.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Kevin is making his magic deck.
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Spoiler: How much does the shiny cost?

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Spoiler: How much does a more reasonably priced (lol) version of the shiny cost?

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Just wanted to mention that the deck-box Kevin is showing off here had a limited production run in 2017. Originally they retailed for about $19.99, but I’m assuming Kevin picked his up recently which means…
So what happened here is Kevin decided to build a new deck that’s black/green (I assume it’s new, since he said doesn’t own the commander yet and he was always running green/blue before) and he absolutely had to own the matching deck-box, which you can only find on the secondary market for triple the price.

 

[Law]

he absolutely had to own the matching deck-box, which you can only find on the secondary market for triple the price.

According to Boner, the Tranch had 9 dollars in its bank account.
Kevin's finances never cease to baffle and mystify.
I hope we get a "Tranchers go to Work" saga. It could be like The Surreal Life, as directed by David Lynch.

Edit so I don't doublepost: Why did Brian Switek also change his last name? Would Riley Switek just be too manly? Did he change it after the divorce? Does Riley Switek not sound enough like the protagonist of a terrible YA urban fantasy novel, but Riley St'Orm Darktit or Riley Dementia Raven Way would be too on-the-nose?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

According to Boner, the Tranch had 9 dollars in its bank account.
Kevin's finances never cease to baffle and mystify.
I hope we get a "Tranchers go to Work" saga. It could be like The Surreal Life, as directed by David Lynch.

If you made a movie about the Tranch that was even halfway accurate to real life, people would pan it as too ridiculous and unrealistic. This truth is far stranger than any believable fiction.