IP2 Andy Dick - From having his own tv show and being in movies with Pauly Shore to sleeping on a cot eating liver and onions, he truly is "living his best life"

In case you don't know, Andy Dick had a music career. Most of his music is absolutely awful but there's one song I am very, very fond of. However, I may be the only person in the world to like any of his music. In any digital copy of this song I could find for *years*, it had 3 seconds missing from the top (important to the song) and then follows up the very sentimental song with the first 3 seconds of "I WILL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES". This obviously completely fucking ruins it.

So, apropos of nothing in OP, here is a song I really like by Andy Dick: Secret Garden.
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If you're wondering where the first three seconds of the song went, it's on the previous song of the album, "Cock & Balls". For the interest of anyone willing to put any effort into stitching together a full version of Secret Garden. It is a surprisingly pleasant song, actually.
 
Yep, and we have Lolcow threads for Kanye West and Donald Trump. Andy definitely qualifies as lolcow.

If someone is constantly being trainwreck online for all to see they're a cow. I would only say OP's post needs to be more focused.
jesus christ, he missed so much. did he even snort any of it? and why not do it on his desk? lmao
 
Confirmed Andy Dick has been acquired by the RV, and already getting streams struck down for grabbing cock.


Wappy seething and calling out also lolcow Elisa Jordana
(Thread) while watching Andy enter the RV.
Watch Captain Content and IP2CEO/Atilla Bakk for the latest updates and remember to archive! These streams are going down fast.
(Edit) This whole saga is a crossover with the IP2 thread, so check page 794 and 795 for more clips of these streams. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ip2-c...om-c-shithole-pcmemes-net.80825/post-11674075
 
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Confirmed Andy Dick has been acquired by the RV, and already getting streams struck down for grabbing cock.

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Wappy seething and calling out also lolcow Elisa Jordana
(Thread) while watching Andy enter the RV.
Watch Captain Content and IP2CEO/Atilla Bakk for the latest updates and remember to archive! These streams are going down fast.
(Edit) This whole saga is a crossover with the IP2 thread, so check page 794 and 795 for more clips of these streams. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ip2-c...om-c-shithole-pcmemes-net.80825/post-11674075
So the deal is that Elisa basically coordinated Andy Dick to be at wappy's.

I wonder how much of a cut off of donos Elisa was getting? Also, Elisa is engaged to Andy Dick but doesn't give a shit about him.

EDIT: No mention of current events on Elisa Jordan'a's Twitter yet but expecting soon. Keep an eye out and archive.
 
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Andy + IP2 made it to the front page of TMZ
https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/18/andy-dick-las-vegas-cops-called-welfare-check-bizarre-live-stream/
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https://archive.ph/9m0NQ
the donations have been coming in non stop since he's arrived at the new RV, seems Andy is not a fan of nigger donos

kiwi farms got a shout-out
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he's already pretty sick of the donos and the tts
Casey is going to set up Andy with his own channel and house after they get back from "looking at houses" aka doing coke
 
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Andy Dick being kidnapped by various e-celebs to be used as content is literally the sort of crappy plot someone would have come up with back in 2006 as a film idea. only instead of ip2 it would be Stickam
It sounds like a movie they'd make now but it would be for a made up app and involve the dark web.
 
Figured this would be relevant to post. Sorry I can’t archive atm. Compilation of that deranged Wappy character abusing Andy Dick. The fact that that Elisa leech was scolding Captain about Andy not deserving his freedom due to his bad decision making and being safest under Wappy’s supervision tells me all I need to know about that scummy bitch. There’s no way she could be that naive and/or retarded to believe a word of that bullshit she was trying to feed Captain.
 
Andy Dick sniped the Goocheese stream today. DickCheese from about 2:06:14 to the end of the stream. Also I hear he's staying on the Captain Content RV.
(EDIT) Currently One Sonic has Andy feeling him up and the cops just showed up.
 
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As of writing this thread is still in prospering grounds, anyway the IP2 dick andy saga might be at an end unless somebody else picks him up. Looks like Andy was allegedly grabbing Soynic's dong while he was passed out. Andy Dick will always be a trainwreck though as shown on this homeless drunk IP2 arc.
Supposedly Pauly Shore offered him a place to crash in a phone call yesterday so he might end up there.
 
As of writing this thread is still in prospering grounds, anyway the IP2 dick andy saga might be at an end unless somebody else picks him up. Looks like Andy was allegedly grabbing Soynic's dong while he was passed out. Andy Dick will always be a trainwreck though as shown on this homeless drunk IP2 arc.
Supposedly Pauly Shore offered him a place to crash in a phone call yesterday so he might end up there.
Please let Pauly Shore have high as balls Andy Dick stay at his house, this is the reunion I needed.
 
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