Inactive The Ralpharing - One ring to gunt them all, value dropping by the minute

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How much is the Ralpharing worth?

  • 100k+

    Votes: 27 4.0%

  • 10-100k

    Votes: 5 0.7%

  • 1-10k

    Votes: 40 6.0%

  • 100 bucks

    Votes: 257 38.5%

  • He found it in his gunt folds, Clyde never even existed.

    Votes: 138 20.7%

  • Less than Meigh's 50 cent Kinder egg engagement ring.

    Votes: 200 30.0%
  • Total voters
    667
Berb said:
Whoever made this post, please touch grass. Not to concern troll, but if you're obituary trolling as a lolcow's retarded brother then you're too far gone. It's morbidly hilarious though.
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Ordinarily I’d agree, but Ethan Ralph does stuff like this to other people’s families all the time, and this is the predictable result of that. Any concerns about collateral damage can be directed him.

Besides, it’s not “going after” Evan. It’s really just another shitpost on another website.

(For the record, I didn't make that post)
 
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#KillAllPedos said:
Ordinarily I’d agree, but Ethan Ralph does stuff like this to other people’s families all the time, and this is the predictable result of that. Any concerns about collateral damage can be directed him.

Besides, it’s not “going after” Evan. It’s really just another shitpost on another website.
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To piggyback on this; Ralph has proudly made it a prominent character trait going after peoples children and significant others. He actively and aggressively says terrible and disgusting things about them and actively doxes them on his show with photos, audio, etc. In fact he's celebrated the supposed death of peoples family members and mocked people for having their children die untimely deaths. Ralph is a special exception.
 
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There's light at the end said:
It was removed due to poor taste and irrelevance. With which I agree, there's no need to hound invalids. Well, unless we talking about black dragon Tony. But it's another story
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It was "removed?" Maybe you're thinking of another post, because this one is still live: https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/23906926/clyde-l.-ralph

Or maybe it's actually the real Evan Ralph. You know, I had always heard that Evan was mentally retarded. But from what people are saying ITT, I guess he's got cerebral palsy. People with cerebral palsy are physically disabled, but they aren't necessarily retarded. Some are very smart. I actually met a dude who had it. He was mentally normal, and he was able to type with his one finger. So it's not impossible that it's the real Evan Ralph leaving that comment. If so, it would be pretty messed up to doubt its authenticity just because Evan happens to have a disability.
 
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#KillAllPedos said:
It was "removed?" Maybe you're thinking of another post, because this one is still live: https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/23906926/clyde-l.-ralph

Or maybe it's actually the real Evan Ralph. You know, I had always heard that Evan was mentally retarded. But from what people are saying ITT, I guess he's got cerebral palsy. People with cerebral palsy are physically disabled, but they aren't necessarily retarded. Some are very smart. I actually met a dude who had it. He was mentally normal, and he was able to type with his one finger. So it's not impossible that it's the real Evan Ralph leaving that comment. If so, it would be pretty messed up to doubt its authenticity just because Evan happens to have a disability.
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A high percentage of people with cerebral palsy are mentally retarded compared to the general population.

The Facebook group for the nursing home he stays in has lots of people on, and they actively post social events and activities. Evan appears on it very seldom, and doesn't ever appear in their videos talking etc.

The pictures he does appear in he does not really look like he is fully aware of his surroundings.
 
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#KillAllPedos said:
It was "removed?" Maybe you're thinking of another post, because this one is still live: https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/23906926/clyde-l.-ralph

Or maybe it's actually the real Evan Ralph. You know, I had always heard that Evan was mentally retarded. But from what people are saying ITT, I guess he's got cerebral palsy. People with cerebral palsy are physically disabled, but they aren't necessarily retarded. Some are very smart. I actually met a dude who had it. He was mentally normal, and he was able to type with his one finger. So it's not impossible that it's the real Evan Ralph leaving that comment. If so, it would be pretty messed up to doubt its authenticity just because Evan happens to have a disability.
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Who is Zadie Ralph anyway? I think it's authentic unless the a-logs have became so crafty, they found the information of Ralphs not many know of.
What's clear to me, Evan's brother doesn't provide him with anything, no warmth, no family, no security. Evan's existence is to be Ralph's vessel for social security checks, and for Ralph to annex his righteous share of Ronnie's shack and the family's natural habitat, I mean mud swamp.
 
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Christorian X said:
While hunting down Ralph's ancestry here:


I came across this gem:

The surname Ralph was first found in Herefordshire where Ralph the Timid, the Earl of Hereford (died 1057) held lands and estates. Apparently, "he was in command there in July 1049, when a force of pirates from Ireland and Welsh under Gruffydd ab Rhydderch invaded the shire. He fled before them, leaving Worcester to be burnt by the invaders, and gaining for himself the appellation of 'the timid earl.' [1

That's right friends, the founder of the Ralph family line was known as Ralph The Timid.
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Herefordshire - cousin fucker central. Britbong version of Arkansas.
 
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Once it goes black, it'll never grow back.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I have a question. Which is worth more, the gunten ring or the single Chris Chan coin that I own? @MWV tell me you giant faggot. Tell me damn it!
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KikeKiller1488 said:
131.57 Canadian Dollars = 103 US Dollars
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Chris Chan coins go for $400 on eBay (or at least they were going for that much money last time I checked). You can buy 3 (or 4, if you're willing to lay down extra $12) of Ralph's rings with that.
 
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Daily Affirmation said:
Evan is a potato without internet access. How would you begin to "hound" him?
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You could go irl with an airhorn and blow it whenever he tries to do any task woth his cerebral palsey

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This is so vile.
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See this is why Ralph's family needs to be harassed they could have aborted this grotesque mockery but chose not to, as far as I'm concerned they're responsible for every rape and misery the rage pig spreads
 
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