Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I live in California and please dear God, don't. But best believe if I ever come across her in my daily life, I'm posting pictures and I don't care what you faggots say.

Also I love you guys, this is the only place I can be intentionally mean on the regular.

Nobody here is going to complain at all, I reckon.

I do not see her leaving Kentucky. She is stuck there unless TLC in the very unlikely event gave enough of a fuck about her for her to take an ambulance to Houston. And you know what? Love that for her.

Its weird that most of her day is spent actively trying to not see reality and daydreaming of a life that will never be.

Maybe that's why she's been journaleeen so much - making up stories about her and the "gf" escaping to California and not merely being immediately accepted, but also feted by all the hoi polloi.

I remember a big reason for her wanting to move to Lexington was being closer to food and stores she liked better than the poor people Wommart and Hardee's. So what store or restaurant is out here on the west coast that she's so desperate to get to? If she ever even got to California she would leave the house even less because she would have to use her legs more to get around.

What's that street where all the glamorous people go to show of their shit and shop at the fancy schmancy stores? Rodeo Drive? I can just pitcher Big Ham waddling around, going into store after store, trying to touch all their rich people shit.

My god, we get it, you’re lesbians. Must everything in your apartment involve tits or the female form?
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When you have no personality of your own and aren't intelligent enough to get past being gay as a personality trait.

God, I really dislike these. It's serial killer shit and not at all attractive or stylish. I like how one is obese too so Amber feels represented. Tasteless and tacky and will end up on the street outside a locked Goodwill in the next year.

Thank you! That's what it reminded me of. Those creepy stalker tpes in movies who have what amounts to altars with pictures and clippings and addresses, etc., of their victims, along with the mementos/trophies they kept from their kills.

 

[classtrash]

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"Freewheeling Seagulls"

Wasn't this sent into her by someone? There is a line going down the left side which means it's what was sent in. I think she deleted it because her reply was "too mean" because she said she doesn't enjoy long form poetry anymore. I didn't SS it because she was answering shit at bullet speed and is also terribly boring now.

It really just shows that both she and her fans are equally shitty at writing anything.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I doubt she can get a shoe on herself and that’s probably the reason for the slip on flats

She doesn't need shoes (or tarps) if she moves into the Californian Pacific Ocean, where her kind belongs.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

"Freewheeling Seagulls"

 

[Constellationzero]

She doesn't need shoes (or tarps) if she moves into the Californian Pacific Ocean, where her kind belongs.

* Bering Sea

 

[FatalTater]

I felt inspired to write a haiku. I hate haikus. Thanks a lot Amber.

California girl
She moved east when she was young
Never to return

 

[Blasterisk]

I felt inspired to write a haiku. I hate haikus. Thanks a lot Amber.

California girl
She moved east when she was young
Never to return

tubby youtuber
ate a whole entire cow once
never shows no laaaaygs

 

[Sarah Connor]

Our gorl is so fucking boring I had to resort to watching some of her older videos, and I couldn’t help but go schizo-mode.

In this video, she talks about how her dietician at the eating disorder clinic does not want to talk about weight loss, doesn’t want her to count calories, but instead eat her favourite foods and listen to her hunger cues. I can’t remember if this was discussed back when this video was posted but… I’m starting to wonder if Big Al told everyone at the clinic that she was anorexic. You don’t just tell a 600lbs behemoth to “eat whatever they want”. It’s on par with her using her heaviest weight to get more points on Weight Watchers, eating 5000+ calories worth of “zero point” foods.

I don’t know. I’d like to hear your opinions about it. Of course there is the whole hypothesis that there was no eating disorder clinic to begin with, but sometimes I wonder if she’s telling her health professionals that she has a restrictive eating disorder rather than the opposite of that.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Unrelated but all i can think about is seagulls burning out their freewheels to this song

Omg, based based based. This is good stuff. Personally I'm picturing Amber's sped up walking in circles South Park-esque gif to it.

Okay,,. Imma gonna digress from her fucked up poetic license here.

Seagulls are nothing but free shitting, not freewheeling. Rats with fucking wings. Go to the beach and dodge the seagull shit.

Protip: Do NOT look up.

Fucking sea pigeons. That is all, carry on.

Seagulls have prospered from eating human food, overbred and now inhabit not just the coasts but further inland. I like seagull cawing, I associate it with the beach and sun. The gulls themselves are food thieving overgrown massive bastards that poop everywhere though, kinda like Ambie, so in that sense it's appropriate.

 

[dfranki723]

Amber's going to cause some Depp fangirl seethe with this one.
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I couldn't care less about either of these people so no comment.

God, I really dislike these. It's serial killer shit and not at all attractive or stylish. I like how one is obese too so Amber feels represented. Tasteless and tacky and will end up on the street outside a locked Goodwill in the next year.

Of course Amber thinks mean words said in jest and annoyance equal ABUUUUUUUSE.
I'm pretty sure she only has this outlook because people say mean things to her and she likes to think it's her being abused.

I don't think someone has to be a fan of Depp to see Heard for what she is.
Fat Cunt's ignorance shows whenever she tries to make some social commentary. Your bitterness toward men is showing.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

Her dad living in Guerneville lines right up with how white trash that family is. The only people who live out there and aren't gay are meth heads and poor asses. There are places in California she could afford, but they're all gonna be the white trash, super infested with meth heads, out in the fucking boonies areas. Which, if she's so obsessed with just being in California, shouldn't even matter, since she barely leaves her home anyway. Does she think just moving to California will magically make her not an immobile fat chunk of shit? She can't do hikes, camping, beach trips or any of the fun worthwhile shit. I remember a big reason for her wanting to move to Lexington was being closer to food and stores she liked better than the poor people Wommart and Hardee's. So what store or restaurant is out here on the west coast that she's so desperate to get to? If she ever even got to California she would leave the house even less because she would have to use her legs more to get around. Yeah, scootypuffs are everywhere, but parking, especially in a major city, is always a nightmare and Wipey isn't always gonna be able to just drop her at the front of a store with how traffic can be. California is never going to happen and even if it did, she would be exactly as she is now and just as miserable, if not more so because she doesn't fit in, in more ways than one.

I'd love to watch Big Al unintentionally recreate Mobility Mary videos

*zooms scootypuff onto freeway*
"OMG LIKE SO NERVOUS MOMENT"

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

When you have no personality of your own and aren't intelligent enough to get past being gay as a personality trait.

I swear, her apartment looks like it’s owned by a porn director from the 1970’s.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I swear, her apartment looks like it’s owned by a porn director from the 1970’s.
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Strange how all these items represent typical beauty norms, along with the people Amber has said to find attractive, it's almost as if 600lb behemoths are not sexy..

 

[BallBuster]

Omg, based based based. This is good stuff. Personally I'm picturing Amber's sped up walking in circles South Park-esque gif to it.
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Seagulls have prospered from eating human food, overbred and now inhabit not just the coasts but further inland. I like seagull cawing, I associate it with the beach and sun. The gulls themselves are food thieving overgrown massive bastards that poop everywhere though, kinda like Ambie, so in that sense it's appropriate.

There is something magical about this gif. Probably the sense that she is gliding because her laaaaaaygs are so fucking monstrous she can't lift them up to walk properly so she just does a shuffle type situation thing.

 

[Pippeyy]

Strange how all these items represent typical beauty norms, along with the people Amber has said to find attractive, it's almost as if 600lb behemoths are not sexy..

I use to think Becky's performative lesbian as her only personality trait was as bad as it could get.
I have since been proven wrong. This is way worse than all the buttons, hats, flags and shirts.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

My god, we get it, you’re lesbians. Must everything in your apartment involve tits or the female form?
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Start at Jade’s hand and move counter-clockwise and you’ve got Normal Weight, Overweight, and Obese. They’re candles, right? All she’d have to do is light the last one, and she’d have Deathfat.

 

[Bees]

Lmao I’d just love to see her try to scramble up some stanzas to rhyme (because in her pea brain, all poetry has to do is rhyme) with “cetacean stranding”

Freewheeling seagulls they shit and shout
Down on the sand “caw caw, bros, look out!”
“It’s a stranded cetacean,”
committing miscegenation,
Fatty’ll pay the toll, there’s no doubt.”

 

[FatalTater]

I swear, her apartment looks like it’s owned by a porn director from the 1970’s.
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I love how Amber's shower curtain looks upon her in judgement.

How old is Wipey? She wears a watch on her wrist. Does anyone under 45 do that anymore?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I love how Amber's shower curtain looks upon her in judgement.

How old is Wipey? She wears a watch on her wrist. Does anyone under 45 do that anymore?

I wondered that, too. Although I can't tell what kind of watch it is, it looks high-end, maybe a special gift from family or something?

Naah, who am I kidding? It's probably a knock-off Rolex sold on every street corner in NYC. Chasing the clout like Hamber and her imitation Vutton purses that are never used or go anywhere in public. But she has FOUR OF THEM!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!

 

[3322]

My god, we get it, you’re lesbians. Must everything in your apartment involve tits or the female form?
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Imagine if straight people decorated like this, just a bunch of penises going into vaginas all over the place. But then again I guess the straight way to decorate is just having your kids toys laying around all over the house.