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Nah Brooklyn Cuck's frens just incited 4 months of rioting that killed 30 people and destroyed the socioeconomic prospects of millions of urban poor blacks and Hispanics and justified it as legitimate political discourse because they care about blacks and Hispanics so very very much
 
Twitter is banned in China though.
Oh fuck me im out of touch! Then fair game on Winnie the Pooh!
Probably not, he's most likely buying it to nosedive it into the ground to please his Chinese masters. Which suits me fine, I'm all for watching Twitter be destroyed even if its something China wants.

If Elon sanitizes Twitter enough to be unbanned in China that's probably the worst case scenario, but it would also immediately reveal Elon's angle.
 
No one tell that Bouzy faggot Tesla's stock is back above 900 today, he is very sure that the company is going to implode like immediately and Elon will shoot himself into the sun on the next SpaceX launch
 
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Just looked onto my twatter. My account is still shut down because I have to retract some shit I said, which I will never do. I just called an obvious faggot a "foghat" and apparently just that was bannable.

Nope, that dude was an absolute faggot, I cut him immense slack by just calling him a "foghat" and it is never being deleted.

Frankly, that is one of the most offensive and insulting aspects of a piece of cultural shit, disease, and cancer as Twitter is. "In order to participate in our corporate culture, you have to comply with this list of demands." And they kick you off and to be allowed back, you actually have to delete your offending post. If you are allowed back on, you cucked the fuck out and admitted your think was wrong. You begged a corporation to let you back on.

If you ever complied with a twitter demand, immediately commit suicide, because you are a weak pussy. You have betrayed civilization.

Well, fuck you, I'm never doing that, I'd rather [MINECRAFT] [COLUMBINE] [ABSOLUTE APEFUCK] [NUKE] [NUKE] [NUKE] don't take any of that literally though even though it is.

I'm not sure why, but most of the stuff in this post was supposed to have quoted other posts. However, I actually like the level of unintelligible gibberish this post has. Imagine a fat John Goodman out on his lawn, naked and rolling around and screaming every word of this post.
 
Palmer is literally a psycho. While almost everyone is at least aware of the existence of Elon Musk, almost nobody is aware of Bill Palmer, and I bet a higher percentage of people aware of the existence of Bill Palmer think he's a completely irredeemable lunatic than those aware of Elon Musk.

I am somewhat prejudiced because I have long dreamt of some disgruntled billionaire (even Donald Trump) just buying Twitter to fuck their shit up.

Also we could "unpack" the bullshit in this, claiming Biden actually "runs" the Democratic Party. That senile son of a bitch gets a train run on him by the DNC every night.

It's like claiming the Republicans are "run" by Donald Trump. Half of them hate his guts. But Trump has the unfortunate (for them) ability not to give a shit about that, and while many of these GOP turds hate his guts, they also entirely lack testicular fortitude and dare not talk shit to the Big Man. The instant he shows weakness, the Senators will pull out their knives. "Et tu McConnell?"
I thought that Palmer account was a parody for like a year.
 
Nah Brooklyn Cuck's frens just incited 4 months of rioting that killed 30 people and destroyed the socioeconomic prospects of millions of urban poor blacks and Hispanics and justified it as legitimate political discourse because they care about blacks and Hispanics so very very much
And Portland with a actual insurrection and bill is fuming I’m going to guess he has a small wang compared to Elon’s massive slong 3F8B8323-C6A4-4D45-9249-2446322EEF8A.jpeg

I thought that Palmer account was a parody for like a year.

Unfortunately blue check says other wise he is unhinged
 
I thought that Palmer account was a parody for like a year.
There was some period maybe in 2012 or so for me when I saw these 4chan screencaps of idiot liberals and I thought this is just obviously fake shit. As in literally, it's current year, this is obviously made up crap, you fucking chan trolls, nobody actually believes shit this stupid. I'm a libtard myself, this is obviously crap, though, because nobody could be STUPID enough to BELIEVE this absolute BULLSHIT!

I bet there's more than one of me though. Where we actually went to those sites and saw those people and realized holy fucking SHIT, people I know and like actually DO believe this completely crazy bullshit!

But worse, they also bought into the absolutely zero-wit idea that you have to treat anyone with ideas you don't share with complete contempt. This is why I hate SJWs more than anything.

I suppose if I have a single core idea, it's that people (people meaning any creature capable of having an idea) should communicate. People communicating, even in the very worst form (you know like here), is vastly better than the other forms of interaction we could have, you know, like killing each other.

Let's talk! Let's talk about colors and shapes!
 
Y’know, I swear that time Elon went on Joe Rogan’s podcast and smoked some weed either broke him, or woke up whatever this current form of Elon is…
Lotta moderate have seen how far-left the scale has tipped. It’s why you see Bill Maher stepping away from them.

A 2000s Democrat would be fucking shocked at the current state of the party
 
It would have been so much more satisfying if Twitter reversed their policies because they were afraid of normal people beating them to death.
That would have required them to have an ounce of humility and self-reflection; but these are warriors for social justice, and injustice anywhere is injustice everywhere, so to them, the fight is eternal and the victory is inevitable, so long as they keep fighting and indoctrinating the next generation.
 
Lotta moderate have seen how far-left the scale has tipped. It’s why you see Bill Maher stepping away from them.
I like watching Bill Maher - mostly because I find it funny how he’s ā€œbecome a right wing figureā€ without changing a single one of his own views.

We’re reaching the point where the only people who’re ā€œacceptableā€ are Left Wing Accelerationists - though if Elon buying their hugbox is what finally sets the pendulum back the other way, I’mma laugh. Still not gonna trust the guy, but in fairness if I had literal Fuck Off Money I’d use it to shitpost too…
 
Twitter is banned in China though.
That's not the point. The CCP already has its own people under control, for the most part. They don't need Twitter for that, but they do need sites like Twitter and Youtube to push propaganda on the west.

"There's no genocide in Xinjiang! Not a trace! Look at this happy Uygur family dancing!" Meanwhile, there are obvious CCP party members in the background, making sure the visibly terrified Uygurs keep dancing and smiling for the camera. And they make sure to enlist English-speaking, white westerners for their propaganda videos. These shills are called "white monkeys."

"Look at all this food the government delivered to me! Look how full my refrigerator is! No one is starving in Shanghai!" What the white monkey doesn't tell you in his tweet is that the CCP gives western propagandists priority over its own citizens, specifically so he can put that picture on Twitter.

"This is an ethnic Uygur living in Xinjiang, and this is where her family grows cotton! The western lie that they're forced to pick it is nonsense! They do it willingly and happily!"

And the CCP pays quite well. Usually, we're talking a few thousand USD, but some white monkeys can make tens of thousands of dollars on a single video.

Here's proof of how it works behind the scenes:
For more information on China, the CCP, and their propaganda, explained by foreigners who actually lived there for over a decade (before fleeing), I recommend the channels serpentza, Laowhy86, and ADV Podcasts.
 
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