The General Thread

[Ass Johnson]

Just ate some really good ass fried chicken.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Do you ever sit there at night and wonder what the point of it all is?

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

I swear to God, if I'll see another instance of "take" used as a synonym of "opinion", I'm going to go fucking postal (in Minecraft Postal). It's the most retarded twitterism of them all and it makes me MATI as fuck.

Yikes, hot take

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Do you ever sit there at night and wonder what the point of it all is?

Personally I’m hanging on to see Olivia Rodrigo’s titties

 

[Shiversblood]

Skittles. Milk. The Rainbow

Okay. You have skittles and milk and now you are eating Breakfast someone they put skittles into the milk and WHOA after they ate skittles in milk they were going insane they just lost it with awkwardness okay but then a man says “I told him that he couldn’t handle the rainbow!” Whoa! Why did that man say this? To be clear he was speaking to Bart Simpson of course! Raises more questions than answers how does he know her! 4-24-2022 USA.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Christos anesti friens

 

[Squirrelcop]

Enjoying a sunny day, touching asphalt. And some grass, probably.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

The coyotes won't shut the hell and my back hurts. Trying to decide what program I want to enter at college. Apparently we've got a marijuana growing course there now. I'm probably going to go into one of the cooking or baking programs, so at least there will be a lot of hungry potheads willing to sample the food.

 

[Vapewizard]

On my way to work I always go past the same apartment building where one of the inhabitants now keeps hanging various pride flags on the window and switching them out once in a while and I've been playing a game of "Guess that identity."

Since I first noticed the flags there's been a modern gay pride flag, trans flag, ukraine flag, and most recently a lipstick lesbian flag so I have a pretty educated guess now.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Sit-ups are a really good benefit for anyone that wants to do them. Moods can change drastically the longer you keep doing them.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Earlier today I was at a Sonic drive in and someone had slapped a sticker of an ape NFT with a QR code, so I scanned it while I waited. I Google'd the user who owned to see what a NFT guy looked like in the wild. It lead to an instagram where front and center a good 30% of his posts involved the NFT in question... the newest picture being of him and presumably his young son wearing shirts with the ugly ape plastered on them. I was surprised how cliche it was. The ape is """worth""" 98k, so good for him if he sells it, I guess. The man in question has diamond grillz... so draw from that what conclusions you may.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Trust me, if you turn up naked at your grandmothers funeral just once, your parents will never speak to you again.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Can't sleep and have a 200 question exam in the morning. FML

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/4chan-bias/

OK, I like this site but...WHO THE FUCK IN THEIR RIGHT MIND TAKES 4CHAN SERIOUSLY, MUCH LESS AS A NEWS SOURCE?
Were people retarded enough to use 4chan as a legitimate news source, that they actually had to put it there? This is like using some drunkard tavern as a news source!

 

[Celebrate Nite]

So Stunning And Brave (Archive: https://archive.ph/SQbKe )

 

[Jewthulhu]

So Stunning And Brave (Archive: https://archive.ph/SQbKe )
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Women must not be too critical if they can afford to give every female a week off work every month.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I caved and bought a shortwave radio, almost immediately I found a conspiracy Alex Jones kind of broadcast on 4840 I think, it was refreshingly insane.

 

[anionfarflung]

I'm blasted to night; give me a link on which to click.

 

[marvlouslie]

I love how after December 21, 2012 came and went with nothing eventful ever happening, people just stopped sucking the Maya off practically overnight.

 

[SandyCat]

The place I work at has a bunch of weird creepy shit going on for years, one of which being every time I'm ready to go home at night I turn on my car lights and see a bunch of reflective eyes looking my way on a nearby golf course

Every time I go to look there's nothing there so I brought a flash light, snuck over queitly and found the source of the horror movie monsters

Spoiler: Don't click its too spooky

A whole lot of these little fuckers