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thegooddoctor said:
Imao no, it’s a friend and he’s well ahem a flatulence enthusiast. :oops:
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He should date a girl with ibs or at least a curry fan. Deb Lister must fart alot
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I just recently finished cleaning my stationary PC. Since I evidently suck at this, it took me a good couple of hours to get the job done. I had to read the manual for the motherboard to know where to reinsert all the cables and so on. It was a mighty task indeed, but considering the absolute state of the miasma of dust covering the inner workings of my computer, it had to be done.

But man, when it's done, it's like ecstasy. You know you have a clean computer, free from dust and filth. It's like when you've cleaned the house thoroughly by using a vacuum, feather duster and water and soap. Completing this herculean task has afforded me a sense of absolute triumph, and I invite all of you beautiful cunts to share in it with me!
 
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Wafflestompin' Tubpuker said:
Uhh help? Either I'm fucking retarded or my browser is fucking retarded. I don't see any "like" button anywhere on this website. How the fuck do you use ratings?
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It's tough. People have difficulties.

But the first thing is you have to shit yourself. Then you have to piss yourself. Then you have to jerk off (or jill off we are not judgmental here), then you have to slip in your piss and fall in your shit! At that point you become royalty and you are a true Kiwi.
 
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Itsagundam is funny and everything but people are so woke and insane it’s not even funny to detract them anymore, it’s just sad so many people are at the point of insanity they’d eat cat turds right out of the litter box.
 
I’m making an attempt to watch snl for the first time in a long time, between the opening sketch and the credits with smirking pricks and Coof masks I think I already have cancer

Edit: I started pissing blood about 25 minutes in
 
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Wafflestompin' Tubpuker said:
Uhh help? Either I'm fucking retarded or my browser is fucking retarded. I don't see any "like" button anywhere on this website. How the fuck do you use ratings?
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I think us newbs don't have the like feature until we somehow get out of the new account phase (which is when your posts have to be reviewed by moderator), I donno how it works but I think it should appear for you shortly.
 
Spaghetti.jpeg said:
Quote and reply is all I can see. Glad I joined a community I can't lightly engage with! Fuck lurking and fuck new people amirite
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It's probably that way now because of people who register extra accounts to like their own posts, to try and give themselves unearned respect. This isn't Twitter or Reddit though, so such a practice is considered gay as hell and we'll laugh at anyone caught doing it.
 
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The tranny that wanted my butthole apparently moved out before I did and is spamming this really embarrassing artwork they’re doing at a community center for disabled adults, it’s hilarious Chris Chan levels bad. They moved to a Latino neighborhood for the hot spicy cocks I guess, I hope they like Louie Anderson in a dress.
 
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Quantum Diabetes said:
The tranny that wanted my butthole apparently moved out before I did and is spamming this really embarrassing artwork they’re doing at a community center for disabled adults, it’s hilarious Chris Chan levels bad. They moved to a Latino neighborhood for the hot spicy cocks I guess, I hope they like Louie Anderson in a dress.
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Can you post an example of their artwork without it being identifying? Blur out a signature or whatever.
 
Jewthulhu said:
Can you post an example of their artwork without it being identifying? Blur out a signature or whatever.
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I checked and you can reverse google search it, it’s like all childlike Black Lives Matter and tranny shit. They are the epitome of an npc.
In my old neighborhood they had a program that removes tugboat people from mental health nursing homes and they become a huge nuisance to the area, I often did tard safaris like going to 7-11 at midnight when the tugboats/ food stamps hit to laugh at their antics.
You can spot a tugboat tard almost immediately, hanging around dollar tree, the bus stop, etc desperately lonely to annoy the shit out of civilians. They’re always locked into whatever clothes/hairstyles/pop culture that was popular when they were 15-17 so it’s pretty funny to see mullet guys yelling about wwf wrestling and their former and current wigger activities at age 50.
There are very few where I’m at now, but they are lapping up every bit of the fake Ukraine war and saying they want to go help. Motherfucker you look like you wash your hair with bar soap and reek of shit
 
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