Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[DoomerPerspective]

I never really liked PPP and found him quite annoying because he just seemed like a sperg, but I at least respected him because he had principles. He doesn't even have that now.

You thought he had principles? Haha none of us believe the virtue signaling that others levy against AF, not saying the critique is wrong but the ones doing it are doing it for the win, the revenge/jealousy or the grift. Simple as that.

The reason we watch is for the lols. It's cringe sometimes sure but at least it's funny on KC as opposed to other people (cough RPGcough)

If the majority of viewers don't see through the act now they will soon enough.

I believe surfer but I'm not going to explain the thought process like a faggot.

Bring on the kino.

 

[dreamwebz]

Majority of last stream was pretty boring. I can't believe that as more boring the stream is more money it gets

 

[K19]

About an hour into to the latest KC and what the fuck is going on? This is supposed to be a show where two Canadian goofs point and laugh at some retards online.

Don't know if it's the donos or what, but now PPP and Warski have entered themselves into a real life shitshow with these morons and it's insufferable. Listening to Warksi and PPP LARP about how they're going knock out Ralph and Baked, end their career etc. is cringe inducing. This boxing BS is likely to never happen and if it does things can only end poorly for the KC. Likes of Ralph and Baked are already gutter trash, there is going no lower for them, but if Warski comes out and gets knocked out by the gunt he would be forced to kill himself in embarrassment. More likely it's going to be a lardass and crackhead swinging weak punches at each other pathetically for a few minutes.

You aren't the main characters in this arc, you clowns. Stick to the commentary before you become bigger lolcows than the people you mock.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

"Like come on, tell me what you think Andy. Nick Fuen-tays thinking abouwt drivin' around in a car with a monkey eating hot dogs together, that's such an--"

"AAAAAH!! HAAAHAAA!! OHHH GAhhhhh -- oh wait wait 20 DOLLAR dono coming in, saying heylovingthegumroadcontentyouguysmakemy night, tonight keep on the awesome kino! Hey thanks so much man! This is such a good show tonight man, so fucking c-c-c-crazy like fuckin' Star Wars?! Man I never seen that movie but like episode 6? or was it 3?? Hahaha shit, I don't remember the one with the lava bro...."

"....yeah."

 

[DoomerPerspective]

About an hour into to the latest KC and what the fuck is going on? This is supposed to be a show where two Canadian goofs point and laugh at some retards online.

Don't know if it's the donos or what, but now PPP and Warski have entered themselves into a real life shitshow with these morons and it's insufferable. Listening to Warksi and PPP LARP about how they're going knock out Ralph and Baked, end their career etc. is cringe inducing. This boxing BS is likely to never happen and if it does things can only end poorly for the KC. Likes of Ralph and Baked are already gutter trash, there is going no lower for them, but if Warski comes out and gets knocked out by the gunt he would be forced to kill himself in embarrassment. More likely it's going to be a lardass and crackhead swinging weak punches at each other pathetically for a few minutes.

You aren't the main characters in this arc, you clowns. Stick to the commentary before you become bigger lolcows than the people you mock.

haha it's like when you have a group of guy friend and you're always talking about how guys suck when they get a GF and simp for her and hang out with her over your friends but when you get one yourself you do the same thing.

They criticize from the sidelines but become what they criticize when they get enough clout and money

 

[All becomes gunt]

Daily reminder that Surfer is a snake who blasphemously does “bible study” without having actually read the full bible. He has no right to talk down to people about their relationships with Christ.

Thats a bit of a hard topic, really it depends on how he does it. As long as he doesnt consider himself an actual preacher and is a humble guy that doesnt do these streams to appear hollier than thou and he genuinely believes in Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior then there is nothing wrong with doing Bible Study streams. Haven't bothered to watch him though so cant really condemn or approve.

 

[Beavis]

I'm sorry but what is PPP smoking claiming "a person of average athletic ability" could last "three rounds" in a boxing ring? He's clearly never seen how quickly the fight leaves someone after a 20-30 second engagement.

Six rounds of three minutes/apiece for Ralph is like buying a Boeing 747 for a pack of the peanuts. The average person who hops in the ring barely makes it through one round of anything harsher than a hug and a kiss on the forehead. Ralph has no more than 45 seconds, counting adrenaline and second winds of swinging or being hit.

For anyone else who's boxed, it's not like Hajime no ippo. Getting hit drains stamina. Throwing a miss, a blocked hit, and a clean hit drains stamina. Keeping your guard up drains stamina. Moving around the ring drains stamina. Hell, you can lose stamina by breathing if you take a bodyblow and start sucking wind. Coupled with the fact I've never stepped in any ring that felt cooler than 75-80 degrees I don't know why these guys ever agreed on something more than 2 rounds at most. Because we're not getting more than a minute of actual fighting.

I'm rainbow posting here in assuming the fight does happen, but the whole thing is farcical.

There’s no way their fight will be sanctioned with 3 minute rounds. Rough n rowdy fights are three 1 minute rounds and those guys are usually gassed by the second round.

 

[Gangster Talk]

About an hour into to the latest KC and what the fuck is going on? This is supposed to be a show where two Canadian goofs point and laugh at some retards online.

Don't know if it's the donos or what, but now PPP and Warski have entered themselves into a real life shitshow with these morons and it's insufferable. Listening to Warksi and PPP LARP about how they're going knock out Ralph and Baked, end their career etc. is cringe inducing. This boxing BS is likely to never happen and if it does things can only end poorly for the KC. Likes of Ralph and Baked are already gutter trash, there is going no lower for them, but if Warski comes out and gets knocked out by the gunt he would be forced to kill himself in embarrassment. More likely it's going to be a lardass and crackhead swinging weak punches at each other pathetically for a few minutes.

You aren't the main characters in this arc, you clowns. Stick to the commentary before you become bigger lolcows than the people you mock.

I mean to be fair both of these people have already challenged issued internet boxing match challenges once before and they have always been clowns. This entire debacle is so fake and gay and stupid and so bound to not happen I can only hope it somehow loops back around to becoming real. None of the matchups even make sense and there is no universe where Boogie is actually going to fight anybody.

Also what the fuck is with these chatters, people telling PPP to "get a proper mic"?! PPP belongs on a shitty blurry laptop webcam this is all just weird now

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Fighting is completely different than even intense cardio. Any pro fighter will tell you, has to do with high adrenaline dumps and thinking fast, but pro fighters train just cardio for hours a day and still get gassed in pro fights. Completely different scenario, and running for 30 minutes/1 hour a day will not prepare you for 2 minutes in a ring.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Fighting is completely different than even intense cardio. Any pro fighter will tell you, has to do with high adrenaline dumps and thinking fast, but pro fighters train just cardio for hours a day and still get gassed in pro fights. Completely different scenario, and running for 30 minutes/1 hour a day will not prepare you for 2 minutes in a ring.

Its really exhausting. 3 minutes turn into fucking years in there, after the first 2 rounds you start feeling it even if you are a pro, however pros can just soldier through that. Warski is just talking big because his only W was by default, he hasnt actually fought. But as a tard he thinks that makes him an expert.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I mean to be fair both of these people have already challenged issued internet boxing match challenges once before and they have always been clowns. This entire debacle is so fake and gay and stupid and so bound to not happen I can only hope it somehow loops back around to becoming real. None of the matchups even make sense and there is no universe where Boogie is actually going to fight anybody.

Also what the fuck is with these chatters, people telling PPP to "get a proper mic"?! PPP belongs on a shitty blurry laptop webcam this is all just weird now

Why don’t they just meet up in Ethan Ralph’s unmowed backyard and do it then. Just have everyone agree not to be Kikes and Sue each other of things go well. Having to get a fight sanctioned is fake and gay

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Any pro fighter will tell you, has to do with high adrenaline dumps and thinking fast, but pro fighters train just cardio for hours a day and still get gassed in pro fights

Its really exhausting. 3 minutes turn into fucking years in there, after the first 2 rounds you start feeling it even if you are a pro, however pros can just soldier through that

Most training is to develop stamina, physical and MENTAL. Kill the body the head will die. Kill the head the body will die, etc.

I'd like to see how long Warski could do road work for.

Why don’t they just meet up in Ethan Ralph’s unmowed backyard and do it then.

Technically, they could just go spar in a club somewhere. But it's about having a "sanctioned" match (ie for $$$$).

Which is ironic, considering that there is no way Gunt is getting signed off on that... so it does seem that this is a load of old pony kayfabe, probably so they can fill the KC with hype n smack talk.

I suggest that if the Gunt bails Warski should agree to box someone in his class at the local boxing club or something. He could do that, say on the rake back, he could say "Even if Ralph pulls out, I will still fight some bloke down the LBC and you can watch that... for free, don't worry kids, whatever happens, I, Warski will get into the ring with someone... whose trained"

He could do that.

 

[Udders4Everyone]

The reason the Canadian retard can't shut up his ADHD ranting about this fite me irl shit is because he thinks this is "his was back to the spotlight". The last time Retardski road high was with his fite me irl fight with Tonka, then he tanked it with AIM AIM AIM and solidifying his role of a lolcow. Bet in the back of his mind he thinks that IF, just ONLY IF he can get another fight going he will rebound and become an "internet darling" for this sector and he can dump PPP and keep all the money for himself. Tarski is a complete narcissist and backstabber and it is really surprising seeing all of you finally realize that. I thought most people could see what a sellout shilling faggot he was within a minute. Tardski thinks this is HIS show, not a shared show with PPP. Warski relies on his co-hosts for content and/or audience because it doesn't take long to figure out his is a simple grifter desperate for ANY adulation due to his parents failure of showing him any love as a child.

Also for those of you questioning his "work outs". I was asking myself the same question. As I have been going to the gym lately to knock out some of this weight I put on over the COVID shit. I started noticing pretty serious gains in weight loss and muscle gain/definition after about 2 weeks. Then I started wondering? What does Warski look the same after YEARS of working out. The guy still has a pot belly from all the booze he guzzles during a show. Also looks like he is starting to form tits as well.

I knew from the very begining Warski was a bad idea, I've always hated that fucking guy, I actually forgot how much i hated him and even why, But yeah, I didnt catch the first couple episodes of KC, I just saw out of nowhere PPP had uploaded multiple streams that i had missed (been busy with work) But I never expected PPP to actually let this retard do the shit he does to him. Im assuming PPP doesnt care as long as the superchats role in... but I cant understand why he doesnt comprehend they would be flowing in much more and will never stop if he would just get someone to help produce his rants. Keeping andy as fucking quiet as possible will only end in actual banter. The only reason any of us watch PPP to begin with.
It's painfully obvious that Tardski is taking all this over with the rhetoric that HE and PPP came up with all this together, I guaruntee the average poster here knows more about what PPP is showing than andy ever has. It's like grabbing some make-up tutorial youtuber and having them run obs while you show them the ultimate shitshow that most of the subject matter is, then the make-up tutorial youtuber actually cucking you, talking over you, telling you what is and is not a good idea, calling it OUR show, and even letting trolls like jesseps felt you live while saying "well i cant kick this guy off my show, It's technically HIS channel."
Yes andy has reminded me exactly why ive always hated him with a passion.

Also for those of you questioning his "work outs". I was asking myself the same question. As I have been going to the gym lately to knock out some of this weight I put on over the COVID shit. I started noticing pretty serious gains in weight loss and muscle gain/definition after about 2 weeks. Then I started wondering? What does Warski look the same after YEARS of working out. The guy still has a pot belly from all the booze he guzzles during a show. Also looks like he is starting to form tits as well.

Also, yeah Ive been hearing him mention working out so fucking much its killing my braincells. He obviously doesnt work out, like you have said, noobie gains onset very quickly, I am still 25 percent or so body fat and you can see muscle definition in me and it only took a few months. If i actually go on a cut i'd look ripped. I cant help but notice andy always moving his arms has zero muscle definition and i assume he goes to the fucking gym to run on a treadmill or something stupid.

I never really liked PPP and found him quite annoying because he just seemed like a sperg, but I at least respected him because he had principles. He doesn't even have that now.

Ive always actually enjoyed his content, sperg or not, he does always find the funniest shit that i couldnt be fucked with to find myself, seeing as how most the time it involves hours and hours of slogging through retarded content. I truly have always respected the pictures he paints and stories he tells about these absolute bafoons, hence why it gets under my skin listening to Tardski speak as if he has contributed literally anything to that side of it. You want to be alpha obsslave, thats fine, i'd even give andy props on polishing up a show and making it look like it had some production value, but dont bring on people PPP is not trying to bring on, dont do anything but agree with him because you are obviously not slick enough to keep up with the drama, and for the love of god stop acting like all this work PPP is putting into exposing the retards for being retards is in any way a YOU thing. YOU have made it look very pretty, but YOU have no fucking clue about any of the lore from the last 2 years with these guys, hell, YOU dont even know whats going on with them now save for what PPP is showing you. Making YOU no different from any one of us posting on this board save for the fact that it seems 99 percent of the posters would have enough self awareness to not even think of trying to take the show over, let alone drown out the actual kino with retarded take after retarded take.,... "g-go ahead" "shut it down" "chat this is crazy" you are literally adding less than nothing to the show, you are singlehandedly destroying something legitimately entertaining in a world where there is hardly anything entertaining left to begin with.
Hell i wouldnt even be so sperged out about it myself if he didnt constantly prop himself up like he has LITERALLY ANYTHING to do with the idea of the show at all.
WE ARE ALL GRATEFUL YOU USED YOUR OBS SKILLS TO GIVE PPP A SHOW TO ACTUALLY FELT THESE IDIOTS WITH, cant that be enough...? no... it's warski. of course it can't. He has to be the diva, Flamenco would have been 1000 times better an obsslave. I will stand by those words until the day i die. Flamenco would know when to stfu, and when to let PPP bounce jokes off him to laugh.

Its really exhausting. 3 minutes turn into fucking years in there, after the first 2 rounds you start feeling it even if you are a pro, however pros can just soldier through that. Warski is just talking big because his only W was by default, he hasnt actually fought. But as a tard he thinks that makes him an expert.

PPP is playing the kayfabe "pro" wrestling angle. Andy is actually a retard that thinks he has ever trained at all... let alone for a fight.... He thinks because he can do 30 pushups while weighing 120 lbs he can take a punch to the face and I bet you he truly believes he can punch someone back. I would wager he even thinks he might be able to pull off an armbar or rear naked choke because he has done is in EA Sports UFC games and has watched maybe one or two real fights on youtube. Again though, this whole fight with ralph should have been between PPP and Ralph, i get ralphs a retarded faggot that would never actually do it, but thats just it, he wont actually do it anyways... why the shit is it between andy and ralph now...??? That stutterfuck is incabable of not letting the delusions hit him like a train. Look, if we are "autistic" or even actually autistic, we should still make sure to keep seperate, borderline genius, functioning and downsyndrome in their lanes. Andy, you know exactly where you l-l-land on the s-sp-sp-spectrum.

if Warski comes out and gets knocked out by the gunt he would be forced to kill himself in embarrassment

We would NEVER be so lucky.

 

[Jose Jordan]

isn't surfer supposed to go on Ralphs show tonight and drop some shit on the swatting?

 

[Udders4Everyone]

isn't surfer supposed to go on Ralphs show tonight and drop some shit on the swatting?

I doubt surfer will ever actually say anything of substance, and even if what he said had merit, it would be drowned out by the barrage of hyperbole, hypotheticals, innuendos and pure schizophrenia to ever really make coherent sense.

 

[Chris Mclean]

I had a dream where multiple PPP clones were blown into giblets by some sort of rouge AI in a dystopian 90s scifi movie while attempting to extract cybershekels from it.

>Well the latest Kino casino was compelty shit. Well i need something to watch might aswell try the gumroad.
>As soon as i finish filling in my dad's credit card details everything gets colder... Darkness surrounds me, oddly comforting. This is how it ends i guess...
>A door slams shut in the darkness with a bang. Distant voice: Night night Chrischris i see ya in the mornin'
>Wake up, WTF.JPG I tought that was it. Strange i seem to be in an anglo bedroom.
>All of a sudden a pc montior turns on. Youtube countdown music starts blaring.
>Check title, KINO CASINO #59 Ralph VS PPP in the kinodrome, special guests Daddy Jim, Godwinson and tell all guest Jaden Mctwink!
>Ohshitthisisgonnabegud.jpg
> I sit down in my chair. Stream starts, but whats this? Everything is all wrong..
The youtube layout is crimson red instead of its usual ghastly white. PPP is longer in his left corner and is replaced by a sleeping cancer paitent. Warski's usualy lit cam is replaced by him in brooding redish lighting. The dono goal in the top right corner is not a 1000 dollars anymore but 666...
>My sense of dread kicks in, something isn't right...
>"Spspspsecial rules tonight guys for 2 dollars i'll drink a shot!" "G..g..guys we are g..g..gonna get straight in to the content but first let me get in to these superchats!"
>I try to close the chrome tab but i can't move my arm. Something is compelling me to watch. Almost like its sucking me in to the screen.
> Hours roll by with Cokeskis reading every single fucking superchat, all of them are compelty nonsensical. His manerisms getting more and more animated as he gets drunker. As if it wasn't bad enough, the video buffers every time he does his coke laugh. But with each time the image gets more and more distorted.
>Thats all for now! ISN'T THIS A GREAT SHOW! Let's get on in to the content!
>Hallelujah.MP4
>-Kyler in his pixilated state starts twitching in chair and speaking in tounges-
-"Whats that k..kkkkkkkyler?! SSSSIGNALB00T sent us a 2k dono! He want us to skip the show and he wants us to watch reality tv instead!" Warski has an unnatural smile on his face and it feels like his usually dead docile eyes are now full of evil and staring straight in to my soul as he says: "Let's just put the rest of this content on the Kkkumroad"
>Warski goes back to reading superchats.. But the odd thing is that they sound like repeats from before.
>The colour drains from my face as im starting to realise the consquenses of my actions, Im stuck here.. forever..
>Soft piano music starts playing.. But i can't be! I have heard this before It sounds like the Sheppards boy by Murray Gold.
>I glance at chat as Warski rambles on about how Twisted minds was the greatest era of youtube. The chat no longer spells out n-word towers.. It instead says.. R.....E......P......E.....N.....T. The piano music grows in to a cresando with the superchats.
>A soft familiar british voice calls out in the darkness: "It dosen't have to be this way. They can't be saved anymore the Kino here is gone and you need to accept it and move on, but the final arc of the neet samurai is yet to be written. The magic flame still shines in the darkness. It will light your path.
>I turn around and see Godwinson with a ciggy in his mouth the lit cigarette being the only lighting execpt the monitor.
> -"But Godwinson, you didn't tell me where can i find your channel!" I sputter out.
>Godwinson 'sighs* as he puffs on his ciggy. -"How many years have you spergs watched yet you still don't understand. Kino isn't something manufactured in a plant. Kino is the macabre tale of human existence, it reflects our very souls. The audience knows what kino is yet it can never be explained to the likes of subhuman superchatters. Like machines all they see are numbers and the next big thing. Kino is something very intimate to the human experience its whats inside all of us it yet it can't be expressed. Simple as."
-I starred at the anglo just dumbfounded. All i could say was: "Godwinson don't leave we need you to get PPP down to earth again. We need you to save the thousands of rhonin that are astray!."
>Godwinson starts fading out with a sly smile as he puffs smoke in my face. As he starts getting more translucent the music gets quieter and quiter. But before being compelty gone he offers some final advice: Just don't paypig you fucking spergs.
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Im sorry i felt i needed to lighten the mood and this sperg post have been floating around in my head for the last couple of days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPJIGyRAHNU

 

[Jose Jordan]

>Well the latest Kino casino was compelty shit. Well i need something to watch might aswell try the gumroad. >As soon as i finish filling in my dad's credit card details everything gets colder... Darkness surrounds me, oddly comforting. This is how it ends i guess...
>An slams shut in the darkness with a bang. Distant voice: Night night Chrischris i see ya in the mornin'
>Wake up, WTF.JPG I tought that was it. Strange i seem to be in an anglo bedroom.
>All of a sudden a pc montior turns on. Youtube countdown music starts blaring.
>Check title, KINO CASINO #59 Ralph VS PPP in the kinodrome, special guests Daddy Jim, Godwinson and tell all guest Jaden Mctwink!
>Ohshitthisisgonnabegud.jpg
> I sit down in my chair. Stream starts, but whats this? Everything is all wrong..
The youtube layout is red instead of its usual ghastly white. PPP is longer in his left corner and is replaced by a sleeping cancer paitent. Warski's usualy lit cam is replaced by him in brooding redish lighting. The dono goal in the top right corner is not a 1000 dollars anymore but 666...
>My sense of dread kicks in, something isn't right...
>"Spspspsecial rules tonight guys for 2 dollars i'll drink a shot!" "G..g..guys we are g..g..gonna get straight in to the content but first let me get in to these superchats!"
>I try to close the chrome tab but i can't move my arm. Something is compelling me to watch. Almost like its sucking me in to the screen.
> Hours roll by with Cokeskis reading every single fucking superchat, all of them are compelty nonsensical. His manerisms getting more and more animated as he gets drunker. As if it wasn't bad enough, the video buffers every time he does his coke laugh. But with each time the image gets more and more distorted.
>Thats all for now! ISN'T THIS A GREAT SHOW! Let's get on in to the content!
>Hallelujah.MP4
>-Kyler in his pixilated state starts twitching in chair and speaking in tounges-
-"Whats that k..kkkkkkkyler?! SSSSIGNALB00T sent us a 2k dono! He want us to skip the show and he wants us to watch reality tv instead!" Warski has an unnatural smile on his face and it feels like his usually dead docile eyes are now full of evil and staring straight in to my soul as he says: "Let's just put the rest of this content on the Kkkumroad"
>Warski goes back to reading superchats.. But the odd thing is that they sound like repeats from before.
>The colour drains from my face as im starting to realise the consquenses of my actions, Im stuck here.. forever..
>Soft piano music starts playing.. But i can't be! I have heard this before It sounds like the Sheppards boy by Murray Gold.
>I glance at chat as Warski rambles on about how Twisted minds was the greatest era of youtube. The chat no longer spells out n-word towers.. It instead says.. R.....E......P......E.....N.....T. The piano music grows in to a cresando with the superchats.
>A soft familiar british voice calls out in the darkness: "It dosen't have to be this way. They can't be saved anymore the Kino here is gone and you need to accept it and move on, but the final arc of the neet samurai is yet to be written. The magic flame still shines in the darkness. It will light your path.
>I turn around and see Godwinson with a ciggy in his mouth the lit cigarette being the only lighting execpt the monitor.
> -"But Godwinson, you didn't tell me where can i find your channel!" I sputter out.
>Godwinson 'sighs* as he puffs on his ciggy. -"How many years have you spergs watched yet you still don't understand. Kino isn't something manufactured in a plant. Kino is the macabre tale of human existence, it reflects our very souls. The audience knows what kino is yet it can never be explained to the likes of subhuman superchatters. Like machines all they see are numbers and the next big thing. Kino is something very intimate to the human experience its whats inside all of us it yet it can't be expressed. Simple as."
-I starred at the anglo in amasment. All i could say was: "Godwinson don't leave we need you to get PPP down to earth again. We need you to save the thousands of rhonin that are astray!."
>Godwinson starts fading out with a sly smile as he puffs smoke in my face. As he starts getting more translucent the music gets quieter and quiter. But before being compelty gone he offers some final advice: Just don't paypig you fucking spergs.
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Im sorry i felt i needed to lighten the mood and this sperg post have been floating around in my head for the last couple of days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPJIGyRAHNU

 

[Techno-primitivist]

Why do all good IBS revival have to end up in 100000% gay as fuck MUH IRL FIGHT spergery?

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Why do all good IBS revival have to end up in 100000% gay as fuck MUH IRL FIGHT spergery?

This is why you don’t let a retard like Andy co host on PPP’s show.

 

[Udders4Everyone]

>Well the latest Kino casino was compelty shit. Well i need something to watch might aswell try the gumroad. >As soon as i finish filling in my dad's credit card details everything gets colder... Darkness surrounds me, oddly comforting. This is how it ends i guess...
>An slams shut in the darkness with a bang. Distant voice: Night night Chrischris i see ya in the mornin'
>Wake up, WTF.JPG I tought that was it. Strange i seem to be in an anglo bedroom.
>All of a sudden a pc montior turns on. Youtube countdown music starts blaring.
>Check title, KINO CASINO #59 Ralph VS PPP in the kinodrome, special guests Daddy Jim, Godwinson and tell all guest Jaden Mctwink!
>Ohshitthisisgonnabegud.jpg
> I sit down in my chair. Stream starts, but whats this? Everything is all wrong..
The youtube layout is red instead of its usual ghastly white. PPP is longer in his left corner and is replaced by a sleeping cancer paitent. Warski's usualy lit cam is replaced by him in brooding redish lighting. The dono goal in the top right corner is not a 1000 dollars anymore but 666...
>My sense of dread kicks in, something isn't right...
>"Spspspsecial rules tonight guys for 2 dollars i'll drink a shot!" "G..g..guys we are g..g..gonna get straight in to the content but first let me get in to these superchats!"
>I try to close the chrome tab but i can't move my arm. Something is compelling me to watch. Almost like its sucking me in to the screen.
> Hours roll by with Cokeskis reading every single fucking superchat, all of them are compelty nonsensical. His manerisms getting more and more animated as he gets drunker. As if it wasn't bad enough, the video buffers every time he does his coke laugh. But with each time the image gets more and more distorted.
>Thats all for now! ISN'T THIS A GREAT SHOW! Let's get on in to the content!
>Hallelujah.MP4
>-Kyler in his pixilated state starts twitching in chair and speaking in tounges-
-"Whats that k..kkkkkkkyler?! SSSSIGNALB00T sent us a 2k dono! He want us to skip the show and he wants us to watch reality tv instead!" Warski has an unnatural smile on his face and it feels like his usually dead docile eyes are now full of evil and staring straight in to my soul as he says: "Let's just put the rest of this content on the Kkkumroad"
>Warski goes back to reading superchats.. But the odd thing is that they sound like repeats from before.
>The colour drains from my face as im starting to realise the consquenses of my actions, Im stuck here.. forever..
>Soft piano music starts playing.. But i can't be! I have heard this before It sounds like the Sheppards boy by Murray Gold.
>I glance at chat as Warski rambles on about how Twisted minds was the greatest era of youtube. The chat no longer spells out n-word towers.. It instead says.. R.....E......P......E.....N.....T. The piano music grows in to a cresando with the superchats.
>A soft familiar british voice calls out in the darkness: "It dosen't have to be this way. They can't be saved anymore the Kino here is gone and you need to accept it and move on, but the final arc of the neet samurai is yet to be written. The magic flame still shines in the darkness. It will light your path.
>I turn around and see Godwinson with a ciggy in his mouth the lit cigarette being the only lighting execpt the monitor.
> -"But Godwinson, you didn't tell me where can i find your channel!" I sputter out.
>Godwinson 'sighs* as he puffs on his ciggy. -"How many years have you spergs watched yet you still don't understand. Kino isn't something manufactured in a plant. Kino is the macabre tale of human existence, it reflects our very souls. The audience knows what kino is yet it can never be explained to the likes of subhuman superchatters. Like machines all they see are numbers and the next big thing. Kino is something very intimate to the human experience its whats inside all of us it yet it can't be expressed. Simple as."
-I starred at the anglo in amasment. All i could say was: "Godwinson don't leave we need you to get PPP down to earth again. We need you to save the thousands of rhonin that are astray!."
>Godwinson starts fading out with a sly smile as he puffs smoke in my face. As he starts getting more translucent the music gets quieter and quiter. But before being compelty gone he offers some final advice: Just don't paypig you fucking spergs.
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Im sorry i felt i needed to lighten the mood and this sperg post have been floating around in my head for the last couple of days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPJIGyRAHNU

Why do all good IBS revival have to end up in 100000% gay as fuck MUH IRL FIGHT spergery?

it's the cycle of internet autism.
The cycle starts on a not-so-well known show, being streamed from a remote indian reservation...
Donga Tribe has last laugh
Donga Tribe did ritual dance instead of showing up to knoxville.
This is known.