Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

This shot of Lawyer Troon truly demonstrates what a Brickhon he is, the Woman as a comparison just further illustrates it.
Shockingly, This Brickhon legal scholar has made a Cinematic appearance
I'm honestly glad I keep seeing this Lawyer Troon everywhere. Just makes the community feel smaller when you see the same retarded faces appearing everywhere. Same with the guests in Keffals' stream. Everyone of these people on his stream has their own thread except the Matrix Troons.
 
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If only your dad wasn't a loveless drunk and your mother wasn't a cold-hearted useless bitch, Lucas.

You could have grown into a bright shining star, shit-posting amongst us against troons on Kiwifarms!
 
Ok, highlights of the charity stream:

  • Lucas is a god awful gamer. Marbles was run constantly because he’s so bad at games. I saw him die in the first level of Star Fox and struggle to play Dr Mario. Apparently he also struggled to play Lego Star Wars.
  • The mods on the stream are way too numerous and dedicated for a streamer of Lucas’s level. There was always an abundance of them ready to do whatever needed to be spammed in chat.
  • Lucas likes to repeat an argument about transphobia by comparing its change in to homophobia’s. He says it used to be from ignorance and now it’s from ideological hatred. He said this on each of the sections I covered once iirc.
  • Lucas was on caffeine pills, 4 coffees, and Adderall for the stream.
  • The first guest was Denims. Denims is a crybaby who wants rehabilitative justice and thinks dehumanizing pedos and the like is bad.
  • Schmoople or whatever was next. Troon that sounded like a gay guy and seems to be a NEET gamer.
  • Another troon called DemonMama was next. Debatably the worst segment as it was just constant donation begging. Any glow fags that are here should consider using this as torture.
  • One of the two Matrix director troons was next. All the previous guests and Lucas sucked him off before he came on. I didn’t cover this, but he sounded like an old man.
  • The next section I covered started with InTheMorning. It was a boring segment that had a highlight of Lucas saying he likes dogs and wishes he had one. Wonder why. Some dumb song was played.
  • The original MMA troon was on next. He really hates Joe Rogan due to Joe spitting facts back in the day and wants Joe off of Spotify. There was some retardation about troons in sports. Some political sperging as well. Guest troon sounded like CWC when donation begging.
  • Mafia Jinx came on after that. She’s a pothead who used to be addicted to Percocet. Lots of political sperging and sex work is real work. It did produce the unique screencap of this:
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  • The above is hentai faces on Lucas’s keyboard, something a normal person doesn’t have. Only male coomers really have that type of shit. Hmmm.
  • Some fake Southerner troon was next. It was a lot of donation begging. Lucas spent $110 on Taco Bell for him and his partner for the stream. He only refers to his partner as such. $110 is easily 5 meals for two people at least with the prices at the Taco Bells near me. There was some threatening of shutting the stream off. This is when Star Fox was started. Lucas had never played it before.
  • Bobposting came on after that and resulted in me a-logging some. Lucas said he only wanted this groomer on to plug the DIY HRT website. Bobposting is apparently very active in DMs. Lucas can’t figure out weak points in video games. Dr Mario was started due to this. Marbles was soon booted back up. Like half of the guests didn’t understand the marbles game.
  • This is the final section I did and it began with some podcast cunt named Julian Feeld idc, he was boring. This is when the beating Colbert in fundraising began. Chat was told to not bitch about Vaush as he was the upcoming guest.
  • Vaush was as retarded as per usual. Lots of political sperging with some Kirby sperging as well. There’s a little too much for this post, so just check the notes.
  • LivAgar, another troon, was after that, it was just grifting.
  • Lumi Rue was the last one, guess what? Yup, another troon. Just more e-begging, but with a really annoying pro trans song in the background. More good torture material.
  • Final total was about $205k. Lucas finished the stream by reading some of the $50+ donation messages and singing Big Iron. It sucked. Posted a tweet about ratioing Colbert about the whole thing mentioned earlier. Told viewers to raid Ellen (not sure who exactly) and then the stream ended.
  • The donations fell off hard after the first part I covered. Resulted in lots of bullying for donations and the like. Wouldn’t have gotten to $200k without some whales at the end.
If anyone needs clarification on anything, just ask. I’ll try my best to remember and respond.

Edit: Oh shit, forgot Lucas basically admitted to doing the pornos. That Jinx section really was gold.
 
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Here is a song some guy made for Keffals that he played on stream, in case anyone cared. Archiving more for my own reference. A while back tranny musician Left At London said he was gonna make a song for Keffals, and I have eagerly been awaiting it so I could make a transphobic parody out of it. It's been a couple weeks and this song still has not been released so I might parody this one once I get the time

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Alright against my better judgement I spent all day on working on this parody instead of doing school work for university

 
I’m not positive on this, but this may be the ratio that was brought on by a viewer donating asking for Lucas to ratio his dad. I missed this part of the stream, but it was mentioned later on.

Edit: it was a FtM troon that wanted the ratio, was just mentioned again.
Ray Blanchard is not some random ftms dad, he is the author of the "two types of transsexualism" theory that trannies hate. It makes sense that cockwaffles would try to ratio him eventually
 
I’m not positive on this, but this may be the ratio that was brought on by a viewer donating asking for Lucas to ratio his dad. I missed this part of the stream, but it was mentioned later on.

Edit: it was a FtM troon that wanted the ratio, was just mentioned again.
No, this is Ray Blanchard, he's one of the biggest enemies of troons everywhere since he's a sexologist who basically put together a typology of trans 'women' that gave us the concept of Autogynophilia to (accurately) describe what makes these people want to go trans. I can't understate how hated he is in the community since he suggests that there may be considerably fetishistic elements to trooning out for many people rather than their preferred way of talking about it as their gender soul manifesting their true personality, Of course the people who are most mad at him tend also to be those who most closely adhere to his autogynophile categorization. Like even Contrapoints made a whole video complaining about how he's the worst person on Earth.

The irony is that Autogynophilia in his studies only accounts for some people who go trans, others he talks about as HSTS, or Homosexual Transsexuals, people who present as feminine from a very early age and are usually sexually attracted to their own sex. Accordingly these people tend to be less insane than the Autogynophiles, and its easy to interpret HSTS are more genuinely trans since they tend to express Dysphoria from a very early age. Blanchard isn't even actually anti-trans, even for Autogynophiles, he supports gender transition for both groups because he thinks its best for their mental health and mood, and yet he's still considered literal Hitler by most of these clowns.
 
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So much money pooled in the interest of grooming and cultivating mental illness in children. But what else can I expect from clown world and the idiots that enable this lunacy?
"Cutting children's dicks off is more important than keeping them off the streets and with food in their bellies" ~Keffals, 2022
 
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This person’s dad must be deaf and blind. Also, a Frenchie, fucking disgusting.
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Hey Lucas, since you’re reading this, click this link. You will never be an Italian.
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Tucker never gonna see this lol.
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Can’t confirm the top part of this, in fact I can deny it (regret). May Allah cleanse me.
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Almost forgot this one, whoops. Yeah, this is just autism.
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I dunno Lucas, I'd argue that getting tons of plastic surgery and filleting your genitalia to be a gross facsimile of a woman is a hell of a lot more "insane and out of touch with reality," than refusing to enable you. If someone dropped tens of thousands on surgery to look like an Asian, I'm sure people would mistake them as such, but being mistaken for something (especially after going to great lengths to imitate it) is not the same as actually being it. People often think my Serbian friend is Mexican-- that doesn't magically make her Latina.
 
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Alright against my better judgement I spent all day on working on this parody instead of doing school work for university

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I couldn't even bare listening past one line of the original version but this version I listened to the whole thing because it was that gold.

I think you just won this thread.
 
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