Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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StoicMoose said:
He was funniest when he wasnt paranoid of everytime someone tried to speak to him, and he was a lot more open about the dumb shit he did. Constantly trying to fuck with him has ruined it, not that the alcoholism didnt help either.
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Yes, which is why trolls need to back off, especially when it comes to Josh. True lolcows always provide on their own, and fucking with them only dries the milk in the long run.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Yes, which is why trolls need to back off, especially when it comes to Josh. True lolcows always provide on their own, and fucking with them only dries the milk in the long run.
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Too late now. To say nothing of IP2 and Wings weens, Courtney is more or less a "professional" retard collector. Unless she keels over, everything he does is going to, in one way or another, involve her. The true golden era of Cobra is over, we can only ever hope for occasional glimpses of his prior glory from here on out.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Too late now. To say nothing of IP2 and Wings weens, Courtney is more or less a "professional" retard collector. Unless she keels over, everything he does is going to, in one way or another, involve her. The true golden era of Cobra is over, we can only ever hope for occasional glimpses of his prior glory from here on out.
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Glory Days are gone…

I think his alcoholism is big factor. He just needs money for booze now and has completely pickled his brain. I used to think him being a drunk would be a funny turn but now it’s soured the milk. I suspect he doesn’t stream as much because he doesn’t want to constantly be drunk on camera — Clint don’t like that.

The Fat Bitch also plays a big role in this. She is clearly controlling where he goes and warns him off interacting with certain people. I don’t know if she is long trolling him or what?

what saga will be next? Any ideas?
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Too late now. To say nothing of IP2 and Wings weens, Courtney is more or less a "professional" retard collector. Unless she keels over, everything he does is going to, in one way or another, involve her. The true golden era of Cobra is over, we can only ever hope for occasional glimpses of his prior glory from here on out.
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:optimistic: I'm going to hold out hope that you are wrong. It does seem unlikely but cobes has always had a way of being "too dumb to troll." It may seem like he can't escape Courtney's influence now, but his dumbness has always found a way to surprise me. That's part of the entertainment, too: I can't really predict how things will change for him.
Some trolls paid hundreds of dollars to send him a sex doll, and they don't fuck with him anymore. The eviction was another game-changer that I think wasn't really expected.
 
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True and Honest Kerwin said:
DSP style taxes saga
Wet brained seizure hospital saga
Or my personal favorite, the incel pride saga
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Cobra is finally going to livestream again. Wolford is going to be over. Josh falls asleep on stream and someone pay's Alex $10 to shave Cobra's facial hair. Cobra will start ordering fake beards and trying to pass them off as real. It falls off on his next live, but he's too drunk to notice.
 
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Oh the boy streams live on Patreon now
EDIT: Putting my eggs in one basket now we're getting a drunk video for us regular folk later tonight.


?:?? Shouts out patrons (I'll get the timestamp when I finish this marathon of a vid)
4:46 mid thought he stops to whisper "long live Ozzy"
6:24 openly admits he would bribe a government official
7:09 he's a marijuana expert apparently
8:03 Drink combo is "tasty" proceeds to not describe it; cries because No WeEd FoR My AsPeRgErS
9:57 His arms look really red and he mentioned Darfliny a few times. Seems like he actually left his den for one reason or the other
10:39 "Courtney is the only patron who is in the $20 tier so [mouth noise] you're gonna get a personalized video where I take off my shirt and work out. <<<LET THIS STATEMENT SINK IN
11:40 "All plant based drugs should be legal" Cobes def wants more coke
11:54 SYSTEM REBOOT into more marijuana rant
12:47 Bud Light Platinum #2
13:23 "Colorado makes a billion dollars a year off of cannabis" But they don't last year was $423 million and it's $2 billion overall since legalization in 2014
13:28 He legit thinks if we legalize weed that "the government" will get $50 billion. He must think Alaska, Wyoming, California, and New Hampshire all have the same size population.
14:50 HUGE mark/scab on his knuckle. Baby angy about something recently
15:30 Shouts the patrons again?
17:00 Sneezes and nearly spills his new beer
18:17 Cobra has officially asked to stop with the mass shootings
19:00 He said add him on PSN to play GTA5. Didn't they take down PS3 servers?
20:30 He keeps trying to plugs the $20 patreon plan... to his $6 subscribers. Went from casting a wide net to forgetting how to fish
21:58 WE GOT A NEW ONE FOR THE BOOKS. HE NOW IS AN OF AGE GOTH HETERO ARIES MALE. Cobra blaming retrograde or whatever for his actions incoming
SKIP AHEAD TO 27:02 TO SKIP GUITAR
27:02 Plugs his $20 plan to the $6 viewers AGAIN. Also SHOUTS OUT HIS PATRONS A THIRD TIME
27:30 "Money is tight we are in a pandemic I get it" Says the man who Covid has literally affected zero. Also claims to be hustling.
27:40 "Every time I try and get a job in town the troles ruin it"
28:00 We also harass every girl he talks to I guess. Blames us 100% for him "not having a girlfriend or a job"
28:50 Stirs new drink combo with his pocket wand . call is "The Magic Vortex method" as it "optimizes the flavor of his drink at the molecular level"
29:40 "Being an adult isn't about your clothes its the decisions you make in life"
31:00 He's never heard of sunscreen

Sorry to blueball you guys on the back half but I gotta go. I can transcribe the rest later if no one wants to sit through it. First half is fairly entertaining though.
 
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VeronicaDunham said:

Oh the boy streams live on Patreon now
EDIT: Putting my eggs in one basket now we're getting a drunk video for us regular folk later tonight.

4:46 mid thought he stops to whisper "long live Ozzy"
6:24 openly admits he would bribe a government official
7:09 he's a marijuana expert apparently
8:03 Drink combo is "tasty" proceeds to not describe it; cries because No WeEd FoR My AsPeRgErS
9:57 His arms look really red and he mentioned Darfliny a few times. Seems like he actually left his den for one reason or the other
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He's going to give us one hell of a drunk stream he's cranking up on energy drinks, with booze to follow that's one recipe for disaster.
 
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snort beg snort said:
When does cobes usually stream?

I wish I didn't find this goof so late. God I wasted so much time watching Wings boring ass suck at videogames.
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He’s been pretty random lately. Used to be nearly nightly streams, sometimes during the day. Now it’s 10 sec joke streams and maybe sporadic weekends or so.

Just put his shit on notify. Live streams are pretty boring anyway
 
VeronicaDunham said:

Oh the boy streams live on Patreon now
EDIT: Putting my eggs in one basket now we're getting a drunk video for us regular folk later tonight.


?:?? Shouts out patrons (I'll get the timestamp when I finish this marathon of a vid)
4:46 mid thought he stops to whisper "long live Ozzy"
6:24 openly admits he would bribe a government official
7:09 he's a marijuana expert apparently
8:03 Drink combo is "tasty" proceeds to not describe it; cries because No WeEd FoR My AsPeRgErS
9:57 His arms look really red and he mentioned Darfliny a few times. Seems like he actually left his den for one reason or the other
10:39 "Courtney is the only patron who is in the $20 tier so [mouth noise] you're gonna get a personalized video where I take off my shirt and work out. <<<LET THIS STATEMENT SINK IN
11:40 "All plant based drugs should be legal" Cobes def wants more coke
11:54 SYSTEM REBOOT into more marijuana rant
12:47 Bud Light Platinum #2
13:23 "Colorado makes a billion dollars a year off of cannabis" But they don't last year was $423 million and it's $2 billion overall since legalization in 2014
13:28 He legit thinks if we legalize weed that "the government" will get $50 billion. He must think Alaska, Wyoming, California, and New Hampshire all have the same size population.
14:50 HUGE mark/scab on his knuckle. Baby angy about something recently
15:30 Shouts the patrons again?
17:00 Sneezes and nearly spills his new beer
18:17 Cobra has officially asked to stop with the mass shootings
19:00 He said add him on PSN to play GTA5. Didn't they take down PS3 servers?
20:30 He keeps trying to plugs the $20 patreon plan... to his $6 subscribers. Went from casting a wide net to forgetting how to fish
21:58 WE GOT A NEW ONE FOR THE BOOKS. HE NOW IS AN OF AGE GOTH HETERO ARIES MALE. Cobra blaming retrograde or whatever for his actions incoming
SKIP AHEAD TO 27:02 TO SKIP GUITAR
27:02 Plugs his $20 plan to the $6 viewers AGAIN. Also SHOUTS OUT HIS PATRONS A THIRD TIME
27:30 "Money is tight we are in a pandemic I get it" Says the man who Covid has literally affected zero. Also claims to be hustling.
27:40 "Every time I try and get a job in town the troles ruin it"
28:00 We also harass every girl he talks to I guess. Blames us 100% for him "not having a girlfriend or a job"
28:50 Stirs new drink combo with his pocket wand . call is "The Magic Vortex method" as it "optimizes the flavor of his drink at the molecular level"
29:40 "Being an adult isn't about your clothes its the decisions you make in life"
31:00 He's never heard of sunscreen

Sorry to blueball you guys on the back half but I gotta go. I can transcribe the rest later if no one wants to sit through it. First half is fairly entertaining though.
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So he CAN stream, he just hasn't been
 
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