James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%

  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%

  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%

  • Board James

    Votes: 442 15.5%

  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%

  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%
  • Total voters
    2,853
José Mourinho said:
I honestly thought we're getting a new AVGN episode pretty soon, but turns out it's been like a month and a half since we got one. The episode is alright, not as great as "The Last Ninja" episode, but still one of the better modern AVGN episodes. You can see James is really into this video in terms of reviewing the game and the jokes even when apparently Mike is doing the gameplay footage (this one is unconfirmed, but if anyone has proof that Mike is doing the footage please let me know).


Overall once again an alright episode. Definitely would watch again compared with the other modern AVGN episodes for the past few years.
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It seems that at the very least someone over there realized that the Slobs needed to be more hands-off.
 
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Seems like throughout the pandemic, if anyone had any potential to be a lolcow, it came out sooner or later. The already slipping quality of AVGN slid downhill faster throughout, and it came to a head with the BTS video and the Cinemassacre Podcast.

Turns out, James isn't much of a cow himself, but he's around a couple of them. He's a luddite, a boomer, somewhat autistic, overly idealistic, but not really a cow. They seemed to actually right the ship since the top of the year, canceling the podcast and putting out good content. It's a shame that they wasted episode 200 on a mix of a bad episode and a clip show, but 201 and 202 were pretty good.
 
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Really did him dirty with this.
He'll be looking like Tim Pool soon
 
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Wraith said:
About a decade ago when the video game company bioware took righteous fury because of the mass effect 3 fiasco, some hilarious anon sent the company a massive amount of cupcakes. They came in three colors, the colors of the initial three endings to that stupid game series which pissed people rightly off. The cupcakes came with a note. The people at bioware can only choose one color to eat. Bioware has a poop fit and gave away or tossed the cupcakes (I forget which) because the human filth had no sense of humor. I honestly wonder what would happen if anons sent james a 200th episode cake that made that turbo cunt look rightly embarrassed for drawing breath. I mean something that felt like somebody cared. I want to see james break in tears about what 's become and what he used to be. Sorrow leading to repentance and all that.
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This is the gayest shit I've seen anyone write in years.
 
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Pissmaster said:
I watched Mike's face the whole time James was telling that story, and you could tell he's been through this exact kind of conversation hundreds of times with James, where he knows there's no point in telling James he might be wrong, so he just goes along with it and lightly mocks him just enough so he won't catch on.
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I watched the same video and he literally says "it could've been anybody."
 
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Megaroad 2012 said:
Nah, you'd be given choices like chase a badguy or head to lab under seige straight from the get go.

There's also the secret jurassic park ending if you climb up a secret passage.

I don't even think it had difficulty options outside of literally physically getting the Japanese version that includes a health bar or the Murican option where it's one hit deaths.
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Hard Corps is very aptly named, that game does not screw around. Muscle memory can carry me through Contra 3 on easy and normal, but HC wrecks me on the first stage.
 
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Really did him dirty with this.
He'll be looking like Tim Pool soon
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Trying to decide if he'd lose the hair but growing a well kept beard would help.

Straight bald won't help him.

The Penultimate Warrior said:
Hard Corps is very aptly named, that game does not screw around. Muscle memory can carry me through Contra 3 on easy and normal, but HC wrecks me on the first stage.
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I've played this shit enough times over almost 30 years Hard Corp is a walk in the park at least until the last two levels of any given path for me, and that's the American lifebarless version.

I admit I find the level 4 boss just an exhausting to fight anymore. Not because it's hard it just keeps going and going.

Now a days I will just play up to the secret thunderdome fight in the junkyard, marry the monkey and call it good.
 
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Having just played Contra Force... honestly, that strikes me as a game that's not so much "bad" as just "not as good as other Contra games."
 
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