James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%

  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%

  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%

  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%

  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%

  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%
  • Total voters
    2,852
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I’m in my early 40’s. I have as much hair as I did at 20.

He needs to get fit and get outside and also see a specialist about that hair loss.

He needs some ralphamale genetics to fix his shit genetics
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Do you swallow a lot of semen and that's why you have a head full of hair at 40'? You consume too much testosterone it seems.

Yet you are in KF commenting on the fucking angry video game nerd thread.

Curb your autism.
 
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Honestly I don't have any real problems with James. Most of the things posted here are complaining about minor character flaws and the fact that James treats AVGN as a job and he's kinda tired of it and like....yeah, would you not after 18 years?
Grumpy middle-aged guys working dead-end deskjobs don't get called lolcows. Why should he? He's normal and milquetoast.
 
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Decoy St. Chum said:
Honestly I don't have any real problems with James. Most of the things posted here are complaining about minor character flaws and the fact that James treats AVGN as a job and he's kinda tired of it and like....yeah, would you not after 18 years?
Grumpy middle-aged guys working dead-end deskjobs don't get called lolcows. Why should he? He's normal and milquetoast.
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People also really obsess over his hair for some reason.
 
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Grog said:
Every retard out there is now making "le fall of le avgn!!!!" documentaries like he's fucking Chris Chan and not just a dude whose videos declined in quality.
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Late but I couldn’t agree more, AVGN barely counts as a lolcow, he’s ultimately just a bit of a reviewer hack who has some genuine talent for filmmaking and comic writing but has gotten way too up his own ass over the years, making many poor creative decisions which has led to a big decline on video quality, he’s not friggin DSP, The guy has an actual brain on his shoulders.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
Late but I couldn’t agree more, AVGN barely counts as a lolcow, he’s ultimately just a bit of a reviewer hack who has some genuine talent for filmmaking and comic writing but has gotten way too up his own ass over the years, making many poor creative decisions which has led to a big decline on video quality, he’s not friggin DSP, The guy has an actual brain on his shoulders.
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It's straw grasping and it's very frustrating to read because half the time people have to lie about what James is saying to feel justified in hating him.

"I know this could've been anybody, but I think I might've found Spielberg on early internet."

"OMFG he actually thinks he talked to Steven Spielberg, what a retard. Mike clearly thinks he's a fucking idiot, he makes fun of him to his face but is just subtle enough that he doesn't notice but the rest of us do."

Like fucking get real.

Oh and let's not get started on the "HE HAS NO TIME" sperging as well.
 
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Uber driver reviewer said:
I’m in my early 40’s. I have as much hair as I did at 20.

He needs to get fit and get outside and also see a specialist about that hair loss.

He needs some ralphamale genetics to fix his shit genetics
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You might have low T. Baldness is a combination of genetics and Testoerones effect on men's hair. Why do you think so many baldmen are hairy everywhere else? Why do you think Eunuchs had luxurious manes?

You might need a testosterone shot.
 
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Decoy St. Chum said:
Honestly I don't have any real problems with James. Most of the things posted here are complaining about minor character flaws and the fact that James treats AVGN as a job and he's kinda tired of it and like....yeah, would you not after 18 years?
Grumpy middle-aged guys working dead-end deskjobs don't get called lolcows. Why should he? He's normal and milquetoast.
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
It's straw grasping and it's very frustrating to read because half the time people have to lie about what James is saying to feel justified in hating him.

"I know this could've been anybody, but I think I might've found Spielberg on early internet."

"OMFG he actually thinks he talked to Steven Spielberg, what a retard. Mike clearly thinks he's a fucking idiot, he makes fun of him to his face but is just subtle enough that he doesn't notice but the rest of us do."

Like fucking get real.

Oh and let's not get started on the "HE HAS NO TIME" sperging as well.
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I originally thought it was screenwave that people had the issue with because they absolutely have lolcows in it. Every business and promotional decision they made actively harmed the show and was just embarassing in some cases. Nevermind the fat cunt with the children's toy collection. James is fun to rip on, but actually wrapping this up in some "downfall" narrative is disingenuous. James himself is as boring as an internet creator can possibly be. He doesn't actively embarrass himself, he doesn't put his opinions out there and he doesn't put his personal life on full blast. Imo it was mostly screenwave causing the trouble. Calling him a lolcow is overkill.
 
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Uber driver reviewer said:
I’m in my early 40’s. I have as much hair as I did at 20.

He needs to get fit and get outside and also see a specialist about that hair loss.

He needs some ralphamale genetics to fix his shit genetics
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Learn how to chill or you will start malding. Also if you"trolling" the end result is you thought you pretended to be retarded. But it was only you who thought that
 
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Oh dear lord no. We do not need another James Rolfe Funko pop

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Pringles Can said:
Oh dear lord no. We do not need another James Rolfe Funko pop

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We don't need another Funko Pop period. Why do people like these things? They're figurines that don't move or anything and their entire purpose is to not look anything like the thing they're representing.

I just never understood the appeal.

......

Recently had a bit of 'pression (I'll let you decide if I mean de- or op-) and binged some of the recent episodes to see if they're really that bad. To be honest I still don't see much of a problem.... but god damn did I hate the two episodes in season fifteen that tried to be parodies of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

I don't know why, but I've just never seen a Fear and Loathing parody/homage that managed to land. I remember Nostalgia Critic did one too and it just made the video boring. I'm guessing Hunter S. Thompson is just a boring man to imitate.
 
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