Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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7:09 he's a marijuana expert apparently

I remember listening to him talk about growing marijuana like it was a pick-and-mix station and I just couldn't stop laughing.

Dood you put the Sour Diesel together with Gold Cobra and Purple Haze and Ellen's Deeelight and the Scabby Wilkins and boom, you get Cobra's Chronic which will have one billion THC and you'll get high just looking at it youtube, you dont even know
 
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There’s fuckin CHILLI DOG GFUEL. Not even like”oh we called it chili dog for the meme but it’s actually a fruit flavor” no it’s legitimately chili dog flavor. God imagine the drink combos
 
I remember I tried calling this a couple of months back. I always wondered if courtney or someone else had an admin/mod role(before it was made more public) that allowed them to private the vods right after Josh stopped streaming. Because, it always seemed very coincidental that his more embarrassing streams were privated/deleted shortly after he ended the livestream even when josh was shit faced drunk. A couple of people tried telling me that Josh just conditioned himself to take them down.

I dont think Courtney is a troll per say but she cares about cobes, and doesn't want him to suffer embarrassment for the trolls amusement so she tries to "cuck" content whenever she can
I really hope someone got it
 
I'm sorry I have let you down friends. I was only able to make it through half of the stream. By the time I came back it was 86-ed. It didn't finish downloading so the last bit is missing some audio, but I will try my best to salvage what I can. I might be able to screengrab it if I can find what did load in my temporary files. Also blue arm sonichu is no more since Cwc is back alive. Not tempting Jesus Christchu Princess N-Gage or whatever new entity he has become since on prison psychotropics.


So, in a surprising turn of events, Stephanie’s new boyfriend is black. Figured she’d be with another pale-vampire-self-harm-mcdonald’s type
Money on the table her boyfriend is editing her shit now. Nothing wrong with that, it's just weird seeing one of the bog squad have videos that look better than Bill Nye VHS tapes.

View attachment 3244470There’s fuckin CHILLI DOG GFUEL. Not even like”oh we called it chili dog for the meme but it’s actually a fruit flavor” no it’s legitimately chili dog flavor. God imagine the drink combos
Please be an April Fool's joke...
Please be an April Fool's joke...
Please be an April Fool's joke...
 
Ah yes, Boglim's Razor: The simplest and stupidest explanation is probably the correct one.
It was a reupload on a newer "clip" channel. The guy started the stream by recording it from Patreon with OBS. Unless the back half had some DMCA-able content and he axed it to save a strike, the uploader is scared of Oinkers and the Bog Boys.
 
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So, in a surprising turn of events, Stephanie’s new boyfriend is black. Figured she’d be with another pale-vampire-self-harm-mcdonald’s type.

Edit - New boyfriend’s floundering YouTube channel for posterity:
Yooo. Josh talks about how he was going to make his channel more professional looking, doesn't deliver, but not even a month later his ex comes back with a professional looking video. The writers this season are bringing back the stephanie salt
 
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Yooo. Josh yalks about how he was going to make his channel more professional looking, doesn't deliver, but not even a month later his ex comes back with a professional looking video. The writers this season are bringing back the stephanie salt
How much money has Josh gotten "to support the stream" and how much of that $3674.28 from the past 7 months has he spent on anything upgrading his station?
 
I realize im :late: on this one, but I've been going through :null:'s MATI archovies and this guy was one of the funniest cows so far.

Question is, how/where can I catch the King's livestreams? Are they behind a paywall or in a private stream server?
 
I realize im :late: on this one, but I've been going through :null:'s MATI archovies and this guy was one of the funniest cows so far.

Question is, how/where can I catch the King's livestreams? Are they behind a paywall or in a private stream server?
He's hiding behind six IRL proxies (fat fucks who want him as a pet). Top scientists are currently trying to figure out the logistics. As soon as the number one journalist on this side of what my VPN says is Casper finds out I will let you know.
 
I realize im :late: on this one, but I've been going through :null:'s MATI archovies and this guy was one of the funniest cows so far.

Question is, how/where can I catch the King's livestreams? Are they behind a paywall or in a private stream server?
He normally just streams on his youtube channel. But he hasn't been streaming much lately. It's been 2 weeks.
 
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Stephanie dating a black guy is unintentional gold. You know Cobes will be fucking seething at that shit.

“I’m not racist or anything BUTTTT it’s obvious my huge cawk stretched Stephanie out. Some fans tell me she is dating the only black guy in Wyoming…”

Also, could you imagine her showing you pics of her 'X'? Some googly eye boglim and now she is with you? I'd be wondering what the fuck is wrong with me
 
Stephanie dating a black guy is unintentional gold. You know Cobes will be fucking seething at that shit.

“I’m not racist or anything BUTTTT it’s obvious my huge cawk stretched Stephanie out. Some fans tell me she is dating the only black guy in Wyoming…”

Also, could you imagine her showing you pics of her 'X'? Some googly eye boglim and now she is with you? I'd be wondering what the fuck is wrong with me
That's a golden gun on Stephanie's part. Imagine being a 6, feeling like a 4, then ya girl makes you feel like an 11. She unintentionally was big brained; somehow the polar opposite of Kingus the Dingus intentionally swelling his gourd to George Lopez flashback levels.
 
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