Trashfire Ralph at pro-choice protests in DC - 3rd May 2022 - Ralph vs women's rights or something, who cares possible shitshow tonight. Ralph & Corinne were both detained and released over a fake bomb threat.

[NynchLiggers]

Ralph was eating is steak out of spite. This after spite walking what next?
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At least someone can cook things other than over well done.
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This is all absolute lies Ralph probably walked 2-3 miles today and was whining in the car about his boots blistering his pinky toe.
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What is magic about this dinner was the wide range of funny faces that were made over the meal. Ralph should be considered acting.
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Holy shit hahahhahah, Ralph is killing himself with rage like Movieblob, only way funnier.
He probably dreams about Jewsh penis then wakes up early.

 

[ManBearHog]

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He needs to close his fat toothless mouth Pussy when he’s chewing, fucking slob.

 

[Null]

This one is especially for @Null, Ethan explains the struggles of keeping a website operational. To Corinne

in ralphs defense there is literally no point in explaining shit to corrine. just brush it off. "yeah expensive unga."

 

[BelUwUga]

Through exclusive sources I have been able to acquire footage of Ethan Ralph during his detention (volume warning):

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Late to the party but it’s insane how often this dude looks at his phone while driving.

It’s like those commercials where they show the last text someone was writing in the car before they crashed and died, except in Gunt’s case it would be “actually if I had to guess it’s probably YOU that’s distracted driving right n”

Side note: since I’m sure you’re reading this while cruising down the interstate, I don’t wish you dead, fat boy. I’m just saying it’d be funny if you did die in this manner, because it would be. Also you’re fat and smelly.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

On one hand, this fake bomb threat thing is really retarded and I cannot in good conscious condone it. It was retarded with the bowling event and it's retarded now. On the other hand, Ralph did this to himself. He has driven people to utterly despise him so much, that they are willing to commit crimes to see him ruined. Ralph needs to keep his ass at home before gets run up on by cops in a state that's a little more trigger happy. Seriously Ethan, stay home and take care of your family.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

This is that instagram richfag lifestyle supercar superwhore type of shot, one hand on a wheel, bling all exposed, like it's nothing, random casual ya know.

An aluminum Apple Watch in a cheap Amazon case and fake leather strap?

Cmon man. The things are ubiquitous.

 

[Salubrious]

That steak dinner is probably the healthiest meal Ralph has had in years. At least he got some protein and not his usual "liquid diet."

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

They are attaching and not inserting.
The button you are highlighting is hotlinking images. You should be attaching and then inserting as thumbnails.

Okay, just double checking. I do attach them and insert as thumbnails..but that doesn't mean everyone knows to do that as opposed to hotlinking.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

Through exclusive sources I have been able to acquire footage of Ethan Ralph during his detention (volume warning):

Those cops really aren't phased by all of Ralph's hollering

 

[LadiosSopp]

Why? AF is a cringe no where movement with no support other than being monitored by the FBI. None of its members have real jobs much less have a seat in local government.

I mean, looking at AF fans and how Meigh's dad acts online would you be surprised?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My favorite quote from the whole thing was Corinne telling the cops “I’m probably one of the most banned, censored women in the world besides Alex Jones.”

Ralph always had a face for audio-only, but the Portuguese girls who rearranged his eyes have turned him into the only worthless Picasso in existence. I love the fact that he must think his deformed face is barely noticeable lol.

 

[Slimy Time]

Ralph was eating is steak out of spite. This after spite walking what next?
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At least someone can cook things other than over well done.
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This is all absolute lies Ralph probably walked 2-3 miles today and was whining in the car about his boots blistering his pinky toe.
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What is magic about this dinner was the wide range of funny faces that were made over the meal. Ralph should be considered acting.
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Imagine eating at a nice looking pub/restaurant and you see this fat greaseball shoving steak down his gullet while hollering into his phone while T2S is playing? This is him every time he's out, no wonder he's getting assaulted every time he goes anywhere.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

He's such a gross eater, very reminiscent of Chantal and other fatties who have never been taught table manners by their parents. I would be so utterly embarrassed being in his company while he eats with his mouth open the entire time, loudly smacking and dribbling all over himself. Doesn't know how to hold a fork or knife properly and is constantly talking with his mouth full... amazing they let a sloppy pig like this into a nice restaurant in the US. Can buy a $90 steak, but you can't buy table manners or class.

Damn he is so happy to be away from Meigh and eat a proper meal for once lol. A man whose wife regularly cooks for him doesn't get this excited over a piece of meat and some broccoli. The comment about how Metokur's wife throws frozen dog in the deep fryer is top tier projection because that's what Meigh usually serves him at home: frozen crap. The only times she cooks we see it on twitter.

Another example of what to avoid, thanks Ralph!
You can tell everything about a person by the way they eat.
If a grown man eats with his mouth open, in public or private, they are trash.
I’m especially judging parents who let their kids eat like this in public without correcting them because they don’t care or don’t know better. You are garbage people.
Teach your girls if they see a guy or his family act like that, RUN. They have zero standards.
NOTE- I realize Ralph probably has to eat like Tony Soprano apnea-style because he is a deathfat mouth breather but that still is a reflection of his trash-level life choices and confirms the last thing he should be doing is shoveling cow in his fat fucking face.

 

[Stoneheart]

Is his relationship with pantsu actually open to the point she'd let him fuck her/bring her home? I'm not sure if even he would want to chill with such a retard otherwise.

the alternative would be her having sex with him, so yeah its clearly a super open relationship.

 

[Beef Elemental]

That steak dinner is probably the healthiest meal Ralph has had in years. At least he got some protein and not his usual "liquid diet."

I don't even think he likes spitesteaks, he probably would rather go back to spiteburgers.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm waiting for the Ralphabomber manifesto to be published on theralphretort.com

 

[Fivehead]

It's kind of curious to me that Ralph didn't once consider the possibility that maybe a left-wing opponent like Antifa called in the fake bomb threat? They hate him just as much as anyone and he was on their turf. They also have a history of calling fake bomb threats to shut down opposition. Instead he immediately goes off on Cancer Man and Peg Man. He knows deep down it wasn't them.

This is the AF purity spiral where it's more important to divide and conquer the dissident right than focus on what really matters.

 

[Hüftpriester]

It's kind of curious to me that Ralph didn't once consider the possibility that maybe a left-wing opponent like Antifa called in the fake bomb threat? They hate him just as much as anyone and he was on their turf. They also have a history of calling fake bomb threats to shut down opposition. Instead he immediately goes off on Cancer Man and Peg Man. He knows deep down it wasn't them.

This is the AF purity spiral where it's more important to divide and conquer the dissident right than focus on what really matters.

He probably didn't consider it cause despite saying he was going there to troll, he basically just acted like an impartial observer at best. Antifa probably thought he was on their side cause he's a dysgenic fat freakshow like them. Ralph always bitches out at these IRL events. Especially now, he can't afford to be confrontational with his so called political enemies with the suspended sentence hanging over his head.

He didn't even have the balls to tell off the mother in the restaurant who had her kids masked up after getting the $80 dono, he made Corrine do it. As for who swatted him, who knows. His list of enemies is long...but the last people he should suspect are us (he gives us content) and the Casino (they make thousands a week off laughing at him).

 

[NetVet]

This is the AF purity spiral where it's more important to divide and conquer the dissident right than focus on what really matters.

aka The Guadalahara Grift Gambit