May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[Mr. Manchester]

Now that I think of it, he's going to get a wheelbarrow full of autistic letters when he gets back. Whatever that mental ward did to try and fix him will be undone immediately lol

 

[Pork Packer]

 

[chaotic_socket]

When you think The Merge will save you but it's been 9 months and Sonichu hasn't busted you out yet.

 

[chaotic_socket]

The fact that Chris is probably the thinnest he's been in decades...

 

[chaotic_socket]

I was thinking the same thing, except for those huge bags under his eyes

Reality is just now starting to set in

 

[Pappy Striderite]

I wonder if they prescribed him anything, that might explain the dejected look. Saw plenty of friends on various meds suddenly turn bored and dour looking.

he knows he's lost his playstation account permanently this time and he has to start everything over. real life in the real world just started.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Reality is just now starting to set in

I would like to think so but it wouldn’t surprise me if the first post mental institute letter we get is Chris doubling down on the goddess nonsense.

 

[3-2-1836]

Hey you guys know if you go to the jail and file a FOIA request they will give you full resolution printouts of his mugshot right? Though probably in the mail a week or two later.

I would do it but I'm not going to Virginia.

 

[Breadbear]

Of course all of this hinges on whether Barb would agree to such an order. Unless her family or the state has assumed a guardianship role, it would be up to her.

Is there any way to look up if someone has filed for guardianship over Barb?

 

[King Metalia]

Calling it now, Chris will try to off himself

Chris fears death to much to off himself. Why do you think he spent so much time developing elaborate fantasies to avoid it.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Any time people tell me government institutions are ran by smart, competent people I’m going to point out that these slow in the mind jerkops posted an image of Chris to the internet with a watermark telling people not to copy it.

Kind of poetically similar to the copy of Sonic The Hedgehog everyone bought with that “Not For Resale” watermark on it

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Hey you guys know if you go to the jail and file a FOIA request they will give you full resolution printouts of his mugshot right? Though probably in the mail a week or two later.

I would do it but I'm not going to Virginia.

You can send in a lot of FOIA requests by email or letter around here. So if anyone is so inclined to try it out.

 

[Huguenot]

Guys, I don't want to laugh about this.

Chris looks terrible.

I know I'm being a dweeb but this is really fucking heartbreaking.

Man fuck that, this is funny af and ima laugh

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Someone's going to upload the entire CWCki into some software that uses the data to recreate Chris's personality and he will end up roaming the Internet forever

like the constructs in Neuromancer!
...but completely fucking useless in every way

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edit : like, kike; tomaito, tommAtoe...

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

He doesn't believe that shit enough actually to bash his brains out trying to walk through walls. He isn't that nuts. Also just the ability to fake normalcy well enough not to be in a loony bin is itself some evidence that you may be nuts but are probably not an immediate threat to yourself or others.

Fake Normalcy.

Dude fucked his elderly, demented mother. There's no taking a step back from that crazy land.

You don't just do that and pretend to be normal - nor do I think anyone in their right mind would think him to be such. You don't go back from that Rubicon.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I fixed the mugshot. Everything is fine. Chris is having fun.View attachment 3247191

'In Heaven, everything is fine...'

 

[Norman B. Normal]

In that picture, he thought it was going to be like other times he was arrested, and he knew what was going on. They'd let him out in a couple hours and then he'd have to stress-sigh through a few meaningless continuances and hearings and then nothing would happen. He'd get to call his victim a gouging kike in open court with no consequences, after the guy had generously let him out of jail.

I think he was just smiling because they gave him a striped shirt.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

one thing that has me in a state of confuzzlement is whether there is some meaning to him being transferred back to CVRJ instead of just left in whatever loony bin he was in.

insurance.
if a doctor can't think of something the hospital needs to do, that the jail can't do just as well...
jail is far cheaper than a mental hospital bed.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.

EDIT: I used an AI enhancement service (PicWish) to zoom in and enhance. I'm attaching it to this post.

Even from the low resolution picture, it can be inferred that Chris is looking a lot different. Much thinner than last time, ironically looking fresher due to weight loss, but it's clear that the experience hasn't been fun for him. Looks clearly under the effect of medication. Depending on the treatment protocols, they probably broke down his coping mechanisms and he is closer than ever in facing his own fate. Quite the development!

The fact that Chris is probably the thinnest he's been in decades...

Without a daily influx of McDonald's and soda he lost a lot of weight, even with Comissary he isn't able to indulge himself as he did before. The second he is a free man is the start of him becoming obese as shit again, with the added bonus of the harsh prison experience motivating him to eat crap again!

Any time people tell me government institutions are ran by smart, competent people I’m going to point out that these slow in the mind jerkops posted an image of Chris to the internet with a watermark telling people not to copy it.

Kind of poetically similar to the copy of Sonic The Hedgehog everyone bought with that “Not For Resale” watermark on it

They probably know it is going to be at least indexed by search engines, these things exist so that they can have proof you violated the terms when you show them around. It's a measure meant to be enforced after it's violated. So it does make sense, lol!

There's no taking a step back from that crazy land.

You don't just do that and pretend to be normal - nor do I think anyone in their right mind would think him to be such. You don't go back from that Rubicon.

Precisely. His dejected look could be either from the treatment and it's side effects, or because he might have finally realized, after a long time, that he fucked himself over as hard as he could and is now feeling the consequences of his actions for the first time. Either that or he pissed off the staff enough that they slowly broke him with mistreatment, an equally likely possibility. Chris ruined himself and is now on his own, and it's too fucking late for him to find a way out: There simply isn't anywhere he can go!

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Are we sure he isn’t into fentanyl or any kind of drug that would pass through prison?

uhmmm... drug dealers don't sell to le rhet'hardt.
not because they care about chris, but because the know chris will talk.

besides, what would chris possibly do in a hospital, to earn any credit to buy dope? ffs, dude. he shits himself.

and in jail he's in solitary. he'd need a guard that's into scat.