Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SanicBlackMagic]

Can someone give me a picture of whatever Cobra considers his coolest staff?

The Cobra Jr. XL?

He keeps that tucked in his pants, I'm pretty sure theres already a pic or two somewhere in this thread, though.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Not sure if it’s a ‘staff’ but he would probably say it is
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Some of you have seen more of his dick; is it really this small? or is this a few minutes into his video and it's that kind of "half mast" thing? Even still, that'd be a shockingly small little pecker.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Not sure if it’s a ‘staff’ but he would probably say it isView attachment 3248089

Ah yeah, thats it.

Now the question is it more or less mishapen than any of the others.

 

[Git]

Some of you have seen more of his dick; is it really this small? or is this a few minutes into his video and it's that kind of "half mast" thing? Even still, that'd be a shockingly small little pecker.

It's pretty small, and he fluffs it up for those videos. His claim is that it is "8 in long and 4 in wide".

 

[crying and shidding]

Beat me to it.

TMDWU, this "beauty" had a pricepoint of $666.00 at one point. It was eventually sold.
RIP Miss Green, killed by Boglim stench vapors.

uh Misses Green was not killed by stench vapors, she was actually already dying doode. he put her outside MULTIPLE times doode, she kept crawling back inside. Cobes welcomed her into his home with a few drops of a drink combination (dank, by the way), and fat delta 8 vape hits. she took refuge from the Wyoming heat in the Cobra Lair and, and as all praying mantisses do she went through her phase where she stopped eating to begin her journey into death. it's called the circle of life and even the blackest magic couldn't save her, everybody knows that. he held a beautiful wake on stream with a gfuel drink combo (also dank, you already know toobz) and comforted her until her eventual and inevitable death. she was then immortalized upon the head of a BEAUTIFUL, HAND CARVED, HAND PAINTED, HAND MOD PODGED, BLACK MAGIC INFUSED STAFF which even had a quartz crystal on it doode that feels like a fitting tribute. it is what it is though kiwiz you're just a bunch of pelican fucking meth head trolles and he rules your sad sick lives. get blocked from my thread doode....

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[Clint's Burden]

is it really this small?

Spoiler: if you really need to know

 

[crying and shidding]

Spoiler: if you really need to know

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he's also gained a bit of weight since then, so his lil cobra might be just a bit more lil.

 

[Git]

Spoiler: if you really need to know

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That isn't the worst of it. You can't see those strange scars from this side.

 

[Clint's Burden]

That isn't the worst of it. You can't see those strange scars from this side.

I'm surprised and quite thankful there's not more pictures of it on here. He is very proud of his dong, he shows it off to people all the time.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

That isn't the worst of it. You can't see those strange scars from this side.

Scars? I've heard multiple times that he has a fucked up mangled dick. That shit always reminds me of those serial killers that jerk off so much they have scar tissue.

 

[Bogliacci]

Scars are probably from his deathgrip. He's complained of getting "wanker scabs" before.

 

[Git]

Scars are probably from his deathgrip. He's complained of getting "wanker scabs" before.

I speculate it might come from his rings combined with whiskey dick. Furiously beating his pud to the days fourth orgasm. Dripping watery ejaculate onto the carpet and cutting his pecker in the process.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Spoiler: if you really need to know

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Fair play, that's at least closer to a "normal" size. I legitimately suspected he had a 4 incher based on the thong pic.

I speculate it might come from his rings combined with whiskey dick. Furiously beating his pud to the days fourth orgasm. Dripping watery ejaculate onto the carpet and cutting his pecker in the process.

It honestly never occurred to me that he was likely beating off with rings on until just now. That's gotta contribute for sure.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Spoiler: if you really need to know

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They say you learn something new every day. And they're right

 

[Bogliacci]

They say you learn something new every day. And they're right

It only took 6 hours for someone to post our boys trve staff

 

[The Esquilax]

Spoiler: if you really need to know

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If he thinks that's 8 inches long, no wonder he thinks he's 6' tall.

 

[Git]

If he thinks that's 8 inches long, no wonder he thinks he's 6' tall.

It's interesting to me that he claims it's that length despite showing it off every chance he gets. Does he truly believe that?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Cobes has been quiet. Wonder if he has been taking Stefanie getting with a black guy poorly? You know he laid in his shitty bed that smells of alcohol sweats for years, hugging his pillow remembering banging that downy chick.

 

[Big Nasty]

Wyoming Lando Calrissian

 

[SnusBurns]

Cobes has been quiet. Wonder if he has been taking Stefanie getting with a black guy poorly? You know he laid in his shitty bed that smells of alcohol sweats for years, hugging his pillow remembering banging that downy chick.

He has not streamed in 2 weeks on his account, but it's the black boyfriend that did it huh?