Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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And his stalwart companion, DeShon.

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Rumply4Skyn said:
Cobes has been quiet. Wonder if he has been taking Stefanie getting with a black guy poorly? You know he laid in his shitty bed that smells of alcohol sweats for years, hugging his pillow remembering banging that downy chick.

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The guy looks like the Black Cop from a 80's Buddy Cop film.

But seriously I'm glad she escaped the Cobes situation she seems to want to do something with her life that isn't sitting around Drinking and smoking weed.
 
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Josh is back again in MAD-am Mystic's stream.


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Must be takin a break from his hard work on his stand up set

Our boy uploaded a prerecorded rant, and it was swiftly taken down. Says happy may the 4th star wars shit, even though its the 5th. I guess his piggie handler REALLY doesnt want anything but less than a minute jokes going up.

 
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Ihatejackscalfani said:

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Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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Josh is back again in MAD-am Mystic's stream.


Content boys!

EDIT: Around the 3 hour and 40 minute mark he enters chat for those who can't make the stream.
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I just tuned in for five minutes and felt my brain melting. The MENSA meeting discussed beating antifa up with swords and ninja stars (lol) but more importantly one of them started talking about George Soros pumping a lot of new money into protesting "according to new papers released". No wonder Cobes' brain is so smooth.
 
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StoicMoose said:
Must be takin a break from his hard work on his stand up set

Our boy uploaded a prerecorded rant, and it was swiftly taken down. Says happy may the 4th star wars shit, even though its the 5th. I guess his piggie handler REALLY doesnt want anything but less than a minute jokes going up.
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Do we know what exactly Porkney is saying to get him to stop uploading long videos? I don't doubt she is behind it, I just wonder what her reasoning is.
 
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This youtoob streamer has under a 1000 subs and somehow Josh has manipulated his way into to trying to sell his Tactical soap bullshit in her live chat. He's such a peice of shit sometimes.

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Do we know what exactly Porkney is saying to get him to stop uploading long videos? I don't doubt she is behind it, I just wonder what her reasoning is.
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Could be an angle to get people onto his patreon or one of the money making services. One of his ‘management team’ probably thinks him only being there will force people to spend money if want Cobra Content.

I think it will slowly kill his viewer count. I already don’t pay attention to his notifications because the shitty ‘jokes’.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Could be an angle to get people onto his patreon or one of the money making services. One of his ‘management team’ probably thinks him only being there will force people to spend money if want Cobra Content.

I think it will slowly kill his viewer count. I already don’t pay attention to his notifications because the shitty ‘jokes’.
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The way these lolcows fall for these people blows my mind. I'm assuming she is paying him booze money or something.
 
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Ok, now everything is starting to make sense. A lot of the Youtube streaming cuties are using an app called "streamyard".

Apparently you can PM everyone that's on the live stream and that's how Josh is advertising for his bullshit products and YouTube channel.

He's such a celebrity in his mind.

EDiT: Josh said he is using a Macintosh on Facebook to get on the stream via Facebook. No cell phone. He is stream right now. That's why he hasn't been live streaming? Lol.
 
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I don't get how he can't stream without a phone and neither does he, apparently.
 
Peak of this live at the moment. Josh attempting to sing the song "Blackhole Sun" by legendary 90s grunge band " Soundgarden.


EdIt: Josh misses Shon so much. He said Shon is getting "upgraded" and he will be back soon. The feels.
 
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Duck Duck No said:
From what I've gathered, Josh can't livestream without a working phone because he probably has 2-factor on and can't go live. I think it's been mentioned in this thread before, but all things Cobra-related just swirl in my brain as a large, green, stanky cloud.
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He just talks to himself for 3 hours without interacting with chat anyway. Can’t he still just record a video and upload the shit?
 
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