Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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TurdFondler said:
Cobes getting comfortable whipping out his cobra might get him into real world trouble. Lolcow to sex crime pipeline is REAL
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iirc, allegedly when he was more active on facebook, he would routinely add random Of Age women, chat with them for a day or so, and then out of the blue send them whack off videos. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten into trouble already.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
iirc, allegedly when he was more active on facebook, he would routinely add random Of Age women, chat with them for a day or so, and then out of the blue send them whack off videos. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten into trouble already.
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I’m guessing somewhere in that time ‘of age’ became pretty important haha
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I’m guessing somewhere in that time ‘of age’ became pretty important haha
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That whole thing is for a multitude of reasons, honestly.

It stems from an incident long ago in Cobraverse history. He was getting involved with this lady and then he found out she was underage, so he cut the whole thing off. He's also said that he's aware of how he looks and he doesn't want people to get the wrong impression, so he'll often reinforce that he's not a weirdo to combat that. Some of his close friends have fallen victim to that kind of stuff as children, so it's an upsetting thing to him when people call him that.
 
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Looks like that hippie chicks channel got terminated....
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Muze said:
Looks like that hippie chicks channel got terminated.... View attachment 3253479
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It was fun while it lasted. Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. Got quite a few memorable moments out of Josh on those streams.


EDIT: I can almost guarantee you that Josh will be back in the "GothieCrimzon" live streams soon since Mystic was banned .

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KingcobraJFS GOTHIE DRAMA

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Slowly but surely it'll culminate with him getting put on a sex offender registry - and it won't be because he went after anyone though. It'll be the most regarded thing like taking his green cobra out for a walk in public in some tardrage or being so drunk he takes a piss where he shouldn't.
 
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GrinningCat said:
Slowly but surely it'll culminate with him getting put on a sex offender registry - and it won't be because he went after anyone though. It'll be the most regarded thing like taking his green cobra out for a walk in public in some tardrage or being so drunk he takes a piss where he shouldn't.
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Cobra getting legally labeled as a sicko would be absolute poetic justice. Imagine the rants he would go on, "my trolls are so fucking stupid calling me a sicko just because I got arrested for having my dick out in public like the sexy goth bad boy I am doesn't make me a sicko dood! 'youre a literally a sex offender' yeah but I never fucked any kids get blocked from my channel troll. Anyway toobz tactical soap works. Fuck sickos."
 
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One of the Paypigs needs to pirate his Patreon videos for us. I can't justify giving him money to watch him do 'Hot Sauce Challenges' or whatever stupid shit he comes up with.

I can barely justify watching him for free when 90% of his content is him ranting on a loop. Cobes isn't the only one having a dry spell-- ours is from content though.
 
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