DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Holy shit so much gold packed in just a few seconds. Laments he can't do a Q&A because he has to play a video game, does a beg "lowest support of the year", how many times do we hear that on a weekly basis? Then immediately burps directly into the mic(wonder why people aren't paying for this) and on to a beg tweet. Tuned in at the perfect time.

 

[Lolidaki]

Rate me King Dent of the Dentheads in all of the Dentedlands, but what's up with his weird thought process and logic when it comes to Jasper? He keeps saying Jasper can't enter his office when Kat is home and points out that Jasper is actually outside his office door meowing to come in. If the cat isn't with Kat then why is it such a big deal if he opens the door for a few seconds to let Jasper in? His viewers would love it and he could use Jasper to rattle his tin cup even harder.

It's just so fucking bizarre to see a man sit there and go "I would like my cat to come in but he can't because my wife, who is doing nothing with the cat, is home." and just expect that to make sense to people. It's the equivalent to complaining that your shirt has a stain on it and then telling people who tell you to change shirts you can't because you're already wearing a shirt.

therapy cat is Khat's toy, and she doesn't want to hear him. He's not going to "lock his son up" inside a room unless he has to dood.

 

[snort inquisition]

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it's been so long since i heard an's voice and the only thought that comes to mind is that he sounds like a fucking mush mouthed retard

 

[daBonehead]

it's been so long since i heard an's voice and the only thought that comes to mind is that he sounds like a fucking mush mouthed retard

I appreciate his DSP clips but I can't take his voice either, or the cringe vtuber anime eyesore layout.

 

[Whaler]

He's addressed this in the past and it's as pathetic as you'd expect; when Kat is home he can't let Jasper in his office because Jasper is hyperactive and will want to go back out pretty quickly.

So... he'll have to get up and let him out mid-stream. Too much work dood!

therapy cat is Khat's toy, and she doesn't want to hear him. He's not going to "lock his son up" inside a room unless he has to dood.

I can't even begin to fathom how one guy can be so fucking pussy-whipped by a bitch he isn't sleeping with. Literally bought the condo and everything in it himself, paid everything to have her and her stable belongings flown over, bought the cat and pays for everything for it, literally pays for everything and every bill and he can't let the cat in or have the door open because Kat doesn't want to "hear him." I'm actually dumber now for having learned this. Real great marriage they have, real great soul mate he found.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I can't even begin to fathom how one guy can be so fucking pussy-whipped by a bitch he isn't sleeping with. Literally bought the condo and everything in it himself, paid everything to have her and her stable belongings flown over, bought the cat and pays for everything for it, literally pays for everything and every bill and he can't let the cat in or have the door open because Kat doesn't want to "hear him." I'm actually dumber now for having learned this. Real great marriage they have, real great soul mate he found.

Also, that bitch is a shut-in who can barely speak and probably has autism and is probably fatter than Phil is now.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Of course after the whale call, Anon turned up and gave Phil $100

 

[WolverineGuy22]

 

[PieceofShet]

Of course after the whale call, Anon turned up and gave Phil $100

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Sry if too big, that's what he said, I'm from phone.

 

[GoutMan]

I appreciate his DSP clips but I can't take his voice either, or the cringe vtuber anime eyesore layout.

Completely agree. The cringe is just too much and he will mute/talk over Phil's toxic and salty outbursts.

 

[blahblahblah678]

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Scopely says, "Thanks for the money, stupid fuck!"

 

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Sry if too big, that's what she said, I'm from phone.

Man, looks like ol' Timbo is working hard on bankruptcy #3. Way to go, bud!

 

[Iron Father]

he will mute/talk over Phil's toxic and salty outbursts.

You know if you want uninterrupted Phil you can just watch his stream right?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Everytime Phil does a begging tweet I always think of that snort clip “HAAALLLLLLPPPPP!”

You all know the one

 

[JimiHendrix]

Man, looks like ol' Timbo is working hard on bankruptcy #3. Way to go, bud!

if only i'd been nicer to him when he came here.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Give me the rainbow but to me the good ending is if Phil reconciles his relationship with John Rambo while asking if he has permission to use Rambo to grift. Die, you son of a bitch, you pigroach, but for fuck sake don't do it without a single person in this world to show up to your funeral. Somewhere in this midlife crisis fond it in your heart to ask for forgiveness.

That or accept Derich as your son.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Elon musk proposed charging a fee for business or commercial accounts on twitter. I'd imagine this could mean it will cost you to verify an account for a blue checkmark.

Watch how quickly phil will say "I'm a a casual user and my business is in no way connected to my Twitter, I just share my streams"

 

[Adebisi]

if only i'd been nicer to him when he came here.

Maybe Timbo has a hurtful truth threshold like CwC and we just hit him with too much at once.

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

Just die zoya, please.

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I love how being a DSP fan is an actual job. Good thing most of his fans don't have an actual one. "Subscribe, interact, like the stream, ask him engaging questions but only about food, superchat regularly but tips are preferred, chat can't be dead but don't just talk amongst yourselves, Phil must stay the focus of your conversation, don't forget to watch the uploaded videos on youtube, it's been a while he hasn't gotten a superthanks HINT HINT, also explain to him how to play the game or he'll pause the game until someone does, if you don't come out to the streams you're just fucking lazy,..."

Seems exhausting. I also can't put into words how funny it is that his fans don't have any money to eat out while he does so multiple times in a single day every week and orders Doordash regularly. Enjoy your crackers for dinner you fucking poor as dirt cucks. I'm sure you're happy to know Phil is going to nice restaurants every week. And as always: don't forget to tip

 

[Meerkat Ink]

"Consider becoming a member, even if you don't care about the rewards, it helps the channel in the long run" -> Stop caring about the rewards, just give him money.

We're back on the narrative he had in September, when memberships were equivalent to patreon pledges and you give him money simply to exist and shouldn't expect anything in return

What targets have to be met at a grocery store?

More or less the bare minimum of receiving new items, stocking shelves etc. I've worked in a supermarket with 70 year olds who had no problem hitting their targets. Kitty Khet must have been real bad if she couldn't even hold a job there.