May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

I'm so writing a 20,000 word fanfic called "Wheeling and Dealing".
As long as it has a section in there with Borb and Chris sitting around the dinner table. Bob is talking getting Chris auditions with Nintendo and and Sega. Suddenly Chris drifts off into a daydream about a black terminator, and without realizing it, gets up and screams, "I'll Be Black", like it's the most hilarious thing in the world.
 
Chris has a nutritious shake for her alright. It's all free, all natural, and tastes great when you eat pineapple.

every time somebody types anything suggesting chris' spunk-junk is still functional, i wanna shoot it down... but then i realize, i do not want to be exposed to any evidence for me nor against me.
LOL
cheers electri-Q !
 
Yeah, some lawyer would take the case. There's no shortage of really dumb, ambulance chaser lawyers in this country. Unfortunately, it's not about finding someone who'll take the case. That part's easy. You want someone who will win the case and get you money.


That would be pretty awesome for the junkies but unfortunately that's rarely the case. I'm not saying that there isn't a single jail in the country that would do this, but I think about 95% of jails will let the puking, shitting junkie suffer. It's no skin off their back.
Not to power level but a dear friend of mine was incarcerated for addiction-related crimes and it was exactly as you said. She was left to puke, shit, and shiver without any medical interventions. Of course this was at a county jail (as you stated, since you specified jail), on a related note I wonder if a prison would handle it differently?
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This is simultaneously funny and sad.
Sad ... why? The truth will set him free.
 
I imagine Chris got out of the State Hospital like the guy from Endless Love. He just sperged way too hard about how HE HAS TO GET OUT FOR DA MERGE. He wouldn’t stop Sperging and Sperging.
 
I think most of it was his molestation(if it happened). Chris seemed to genuinely believe his teacher was trying to turn him gay by molesting him, and that all gays behave that way.
I think Bob and Barb were probably homophobic and passed that on to Chris. People their age often believed that gays need to "recruit" young people as a method of reproduction. I've met younger people with that view and I asked one if he could be turned gay and he said he could, but as a Christian he believed that doing so would be a sin. I found this a strange viewpoint because I do not think I could be turned gay.
I imagine Chris got out of the State Hospital like the guy from Endless Love. He just sperged way too hard about how HE HAS TO GET OUT FOR DA MERGE. He wouldn’t stop Sperging and Sperging.
We still don't know why he was sent to the state hospital in the first place. I wonder if it was an epic tantrum, like the time Paris Hilton got out of jail by freaking out so hard.
 
We still don't know why he was sent to the state hospital in the first place. I wonder if it was an epic tantrum, like the time Paris Hilton got out of jail by freaking out so hard.
Strong evidence supports that the entire thing was arranged by attorneys to be used in the upcoming case. It’s not often an inmate gets recommended there by jail staff, unless they’re an extreme case. It’s most likely prosecution as well as defense wanted a full psych evaluation of Chris before this whole thing reaches its conclusion.
 
She was left to puke, shit, and shiver without any medical interventions.

in my theoretical @Caesare 's theoretical, i said the person was dehydrating after days. i meant, like unresponsive n needing IV fluids.

not "oh shit! give him his prescribed perkies quick!"

i know jails have no sympathy for any drug abusers. the prescriptions for opiates say "as needed" that alone is enough for a jailhouse physician to say "it's not needed. this isn't 'back pain' it's withdrawal."

i think we all agree.

just sayin'.
 
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It's Bob's nightmare come true. Bob may have been right about how mental hospitals treated the mentally challenged, but for better or worse, the state hospital is helping Chris whether he realizes it or not. Unfortunately Bob couldn't keep an eye on Chris all the time, so he left Chris to his own devices (big mistake) and ended up being paranoid because everyone was 'persecuting' Chris (which is a huge misconception on Bob's part). Since Bob's death Chris did what he wanted which ended up where he is today. Chris' brain was mush way before he ended up in jail/state hospital, now I suspect he's hollow with no purpose. Of course sonichu was his purpose, now, I wouldn't be surprised if he stopped drawing his 'OC' completely not because of laziness, but because he no longer sees the value in it. I wonder if he's been placed on suicide watch?
Man, if there is an afterlife and a hell, I bet all that's going on in bob's hell is he's placed in front of a big screen that just shows what's going on in chris' life. That's worse torture than burning in a lake of fire
 
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I pity Chris because his parents failed him. He didn’t get the help he needed as a child and those formative years can fuck you up even if you don’t have autism. Many do survive horrible circumstances but just as many don’t and while Bob seemed kinda okay he was cucked by Barb.
Yes people tried to help him as an adult but fixing already ingrained habits is difficult and having his mom enable him didn’t help. ultimately though he had enough agency to try being better at least but he never even tried. That’s on him. So I guess I pity the child who was raised badly but not the adult who never even gave change a chance.
 
Wasn't Chris anti gay at one point?
Like most high schoolers of the day, he'd probably been called a faggot a lot, and he viewed the trolls as gay because they started trolling him with that, too. So I don't think he actually had any really deep-seated homophobia, just what was typical of the time, and then trolls rolled with it, and since he associated being gay with being a troll, he didn't like them.
 
There's no way it actually got into his butt. but I do believe his gooch is so toxic it would have given him a UTI
Idk, since he shoves shit up his ass regularly and fantasizes about trolls fucking him in the ass legitimately, I can see him being retarded enough to shove his flaccid dick in his ass while my little pony plays on the tv in the background in between RPing with retards on discord.
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I pity Chris because his parents failed him. He didn’t get the help he needed as a child and those formative years can fuck you up even if you don’t have autism. Many do survive horrible circumstances but just as many don’t and while Bob seemed kinda okay he was cucked by Barb.
Yes people tried to help him as an adult but fixing already ingrained habits is difficult and having his mom enable him didn’t help. ultimately though he had enough agency to try being better at least but he never even tried. That’s on him. So I guess I pity the child who was raised badly but not the adult who never even gave change a chance.
You should wear a Sonichu veil and cut off your genitals in front of the jail.
 
Overtly, yep. Granted Megan also encouraged that behaviour and he also heard the same opinions because of Bob who was a massive racist.
Where do we really get that, though? There was that one phone call where he said something about how he'd seen burning crosses, as some kind of vague threat, and one dad joke about Obama. He hung around with Korean Christians and was a UN supporter (probably specifically because of his participation in the Korean conflict).

I wouldn't be surprised if either Bob or Barb or both were at least casual racists but I haven't seen much indicating he was some kind of hardcore Klansman.
 
Idk, since he shoves shit up his ass regularly and fantasizes about trolls fucking him in the ass legitimately, I can see him being retarded enough to shove his flaccid dick in his ass while my little pony plays on the tv in the background in between RPing with retards on discord.
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It's a length issue. The size of one's taint, known by the medical community as "anogenital distance", has a median of over 5 inches in the average male. That means that -- flaccid -- a dick has to be at LEAST five inches long to even attempt this. Longer than that if there's actual penetration. I've seen his dick and it doesn't measure up. The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
 
Idk, since he shoves shit up his ass regularly and fantasizes about trolls fucking him in the ass legitimately, I can see him being retarded enough to shove his flaccid dick in his ass while my little pony plays on the tv in the background in between RPing with retards on discord.
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It's totally in-character for him to try that, but there's no way in hell he's telling the truth about succeeding. Even if his disfigured johnson really is seven whole inches, which it's not, that's still not possible.
 
It's a length issue. The size of one's taint, known by the medical community as "anogenital distance", has a median of over 5 inches in the average male. That means that -- flaccid -- a dick has to be at LEAST five inches long to even attempt this. Longer than that if there's actual penetration. I've seen his dick and it doesn't measure up. The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
He's lying. While he was in Barb, she was probably cognizant enough to believe they were tickling her with a pipe cleaner.
 
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