May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[Manly_Brony]

I imagine Chris thought he resembled Sailor Neptune with "Battery-Charged Blue" hair.

In other words, how "Comic Chris" looks after "going Tomgirl" - or the "Christine doll" - is what Chris thought he looked like IRL.

I know Chris thought he was strong at one point but I keep thinking about how weird the thing you mentioned was considering that he immediately recognized the Hambeast and Kacey as fat in the olden days when his life was... dare I say it... more normal.

Where do we really get that, though? There was that one phone call where he said something about how he'd seen burning crosses, as some kind of vague threat, and one dad joke about Obama. He hung around with Korean Christians and was a UN supporter (probably specifically because of his participation in the Korean conflict).

I wouldn't be surprised if either Bob or Barb or both were at least casual racists but I haven't seen much indicating he was some kind of hardcore Klansman.

Bob got out of Korea before the Reds started rolling over the 38th parallel. He was still classified as a WWII vet IIRC. His support of the UN most likely came from the time it fought to defend the ROK AKA the only time it was useful.

And he only said he has seen some shit down in Alabama and is connected to scare some trolls to stop the constant prank calls. It was probably the Southern equivalent of an Italian American bragging about knowing some made guys to make you shit your pants in his time. I'm amazed at the people who call him a racist while knowing he memorized a shitload of information on Black musicians most casual Jazz enthusiasts have never heard of and probably bought many of his records in coon town.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Because of Chris’s former lawyer, Rob Bell, they have to find him somewhere to stay. This will probably be some kind of tard home. We all go back and forth over whether or not Chris would rather put up with their rules or leave, but given that he wouldn’t deign to sleep in a van for more than one night he’ll probably at least try.

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At best they might give him a few months rent at the motel 6 down off the highway. Tard homes by and large wont touch him. He has a history of gross sexual impropriety. Which makes letting him in the door a huge legal liability for most such tard homes. He's going to stick his dick in someone else who lacks capacity to consent or deny his friendly and magical healing advances.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

At best they might give him a few months rent at the motel 6 down off the highway. Tard homes by and large wont touch him. He has a history of gross sexual impropriety. Which makes letting him in the door a huge legal liability for most such tard homes. He's going to stick his dick in someone else who lacks capacity to consent or deny his friendly and magical healing advances.

State school. Everyone claims that sex offender registry is so bad, but for Chris it's not. The Internet chronicled this incidence on a national level, so even if he were to escape to a place like Texas he would be quickly found out and chastised. His only options are California, Washington, Oregon, or NYC. In those places, the only thing they care about a man that rapes his mother is if they can watch or join in.

 

[AnOminous]

The other inmates will, however, get on people's cases for not showering. It's tight quarters in jail so you don't want to be sharing that limited space with nasty, smelly people.

Fights will happen over an inmate refusing to shower for too long.

This is the one seemingly universal thing I've heard. You're (probably) not going to get raped. You're (probably) not going to get shanked. If you do it's (probably) because you're a complete asshole.

But if you are a stinky bastard you will be bathed, by force if necessary, and if the jailers don't, the inmates will.

Bob could have been fine with Koreans and just disliked niggers. I mean, they are niggers, not really lovable even if you aren't racist by default.

None of the sources say he ever said anything disparaging about black people anyway.

 

[Hepativore]

This is the one seemingly universal thing I've heard. You're (probably) not going to get raped. You're (probably) not going to get shanked. If you do it's (probably) because you're a complete asshole.

But if you are a stinky bastard you will be bathed, by force if necessary, and if the jailers don't, the inmates will.

None of the sources say he ever said anything disparaging about black people anyway.

I also heard that many COs will not fuck around with that sort of thing either, and they have many inventive ways of coercing an inmate that is having compliance issues with jail/prison rules.

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

None of the sources say he ever said anything disparaging about black people anyway.

He was a white Southerner, of course he was racist.

 

[Male Idiot]

Chris could have picked up the hatred of niggos from any other relative he was shown, need not have been Bob anyway.

We have seen with the Jesuschu saga just how easily he absorbs shit.

 

[King Kiwi]

We have seen with the Jesuschu saga just how easily he absorbs shit.

Based on that last picture we saw of Chris, don't be surprised if the Jesus Saga is over.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

It's also down to uncleanliness in general,

yeah but it was way more fun to type "he schiddid in his dick up his shitter".

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Based on that last picture we saw of Chris, don't be surprised if the Jesus Saga is over.

I doubt it. Chris has been known to shove humble pie up his ass and ask for more when he gets hungry.

 

[Tiggletown]

I doubt it. Chris has been known to shove humble pie up his ass and ask for more when he gets hungry.

Not when they lobotomized him with strong antipsychotics.

He's in the real world now.

 

[King Kiwi]

I doubt it. Chris has been known to shove humble pie up his ass and ask for more when he gets hungry.

A wager then.

If I'm right, you make another prediction about Chris.

If I'm wrong, I will make another prediction about Chris.

 

[Chazzed Up]

That's all I'm really in this for anymore - to see if Chris has a breaking point in terms of his commitment to his "religion". Hard to say if he's going to be given access to outside communication anymore at this time. But if I had to bet money, even if he privately (just to hospital/jail personnel) abandoned his beliefs for any amount of time, I still think when he's eventually released that he will be back online talking about the same shit as if nothing happened.

 

[Muu]

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Chris is the only person in the world to be dumber than Dougie Jones.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

aid the community

Speaking of, whatever happened with that community service Chris was supposed to do after the 2011 Snyder incident?

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

Question, if Chris was in the loony bin they probably made him take pills to control his delusions, but now that he's back in regular jail can he still be forced to take meds? If I understand the headspace of Chris, he wouldn't want to lose his absurd delusions, so the moment he gets the opportunity to not take brain medicine he'd stop instantly. I know Jails will fill prescriptions for inmates, but can they force them to take medicine?

Will chris be schizo ranting about electric hedgehog pokemon by the next court hearing if they cant force him?

 

[Ophelia]

Question, if Chris was in the loony bin they probably made him take pills to control his delusions, but now that he's back in regular jail can he still be forced to take meds? If I understand the headspace of Chris, he wouldn't want to lose his absurd delusions, so the moment he gets the opportunity to not take brain medicine he'd stop instantly. I know Jails will fill prescriptions for inmates, but can they force them to take medicine?

Will chris be schizo ranting about electric hedgehog pokemon by the next court hearing if they cant force him?

Can they force Chris to stop believing something he doesn’t really believe?

Cope by way of makebelieve and actual clinical delusions are different things.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Can they force Chris to stop believing something he doesn’t really believe?

If the meds somehow reduce autistic thinking, that could stop the "fanning the flames" of the cartoon delusions.

 

[Mason Verger]

Question, if Chris was in the loony bin they probably made him take pills to control his delusions, but now that he's back in regular jail can he still be forced to take meds? If I understand the headspace of Chris, he wouldn't want to lose his absurd delusions, so the moment he gets the opportunity to not take brain medicine he'd stop instantly. I know Jails will fill prescriptions for inmates, but can they force them to take medicine?

Will chris be schizo ranting about electric hedgehog pokemon by the next court hearing if they cant force him?

Those meds only work if you have an actual chemical imbalance causing auditory and visual hallucinations. They won’t dent an elaborate lie that’s %75 performative internet theatre kept up for self gain and as a personal coping method for doing amoral things. Here’s hoping a doctor figured that out finally.

Can they force Chris to stop believing something he doesn’t really believe?

Cope by way of makebelieve and actual clinical delusions are different things.

And now he’s facing doctors that are actually trained and motivated to tell the difference between the two. Since he’s back in jail and back on track to actually facing consequences, it looks like somebody was finally unimpressed with the Sonichu act.

 

[Hepativore]

Question, if Chris was in the loony bin they probably made him take pills to control his delusions, but now that he's back in regular jail can he still be forced to take meds? If I understand the headspace of Chris, he wouldn't want to lose his absurd delusions, so the moment he gets the opportunity to not take brain medicine he'd stop instantly. I know Jails will fill prescriptions for inmates, but can they force them to take medicine?

Will chris be schizo ranting about electric hedgehog pokemon by the next court hearing if they cant force him?

Jails/prisons can force people to take various psychiatric medications as part of what they need to do in order to enforce compliance if an incarcerated person is misbehaving or needs to be controlled.

I doubt Chris actually believes any of the elaborate fantasies he wrote in his prison letters, but since he is basically a manchild it is like a child's game of make-believe or telling imaginative stories.

Now, he might be so out of it by the heavy medication they have him on, that he now lacks the motivation or the focus to think of much at all, as he might be heavily sedated to the point of being a walking zombie.