Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Already posted this in the Becky thread, but seeing as no one hardly uses that and this is just too good to not share...
In the UK, when someone is extremely lazy, they are called bone idle, which nowadays is shortened to just saying that someone is bone...
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Einstein wrote a paper on calculating Amberlynn's true weight change between two pictures based on measuring how light is distorted around her gravitational pull. They did experiments in two different parts of the world to prove it and everything.
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Due to relativity, time also does weird things the closer you get to amber's orbit. This is why, despite a video only being 5 minutes, it will feel like an hour or more to an observer outside amber's gravitational field.
 
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Gergg said:
Due to relativity, time also does weird things the closer you get to amber's orbit. This is why, despite a video only being 5 minutes, it will feel like an hour or more to an observer outside amber's gravitational field.
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But with her event horizon and accretion disk, there SHOULD be time DILATION, not time creeping to an almost grinding halt.
 
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FupaCitySheriff said:
Already posted this in the Becky thread, but seeing as no one hardly uses that and this is just too good to not share...
In the UK, when someone is extremely lazy, they are called bone idle, which nowadays is shortened to just saying that someone is bone...
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Why the fuck does Becky look like that? She's truly morphing into a thumb.
 
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Billie Ross said:
Can't remember seeing it in here.
Dana and her new nigga.
What's about the morbidly obese and niggas? 🤔
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I can't tell if that's a heboon or a sheboon.

These absolute retards owning objects that scream what they are, lest they forget what NAPKINS, UTENSILS, CAT FOOD, FOLD SCRAPERS, RECTAL SPECULUMS are.

idk what Amber needs NAPKINS for. I have lidurlee never seen her use one.
 
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Yet again she forgot to mention she is an Amazon affiliate - so another video filmed ages ago.
Assures us she buys her own Amazon crap and Becky er.. Jade buys her own Amazon crap - same old story, just a different assistant.
Jade opens the Amazon box for Fatty. Well, that’s what an assistant is paid to do. Fatty pretends Jade does it out of love.
More pointless crap from Amazon. Containers to contain things that are already in containers.

Hey Hambo, you really wanna know how much Jade ‘loves’ you? Ask her to appear on camera. No matter how much she doesn’t want to - if she loves you, she’ll do it. *Not a hope in Hell. When she’s done with this grift, she wants to disappear into anonymity with the car and as much cash as she can carry. Living with Hambo must be a bit like trying to win prizes on a gameshow.

Get yourself someone who looks at you the way Fatty looks at herself
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Billie Ross said:
Can't remember seeing it in here.
Dana and her new nigga.
What's about the morbidly obese and niggas? 🤔
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Simply put? They cull the fattest of bitches that nobody white would ever want to be seen with.

Oh, the true stories of this I could tell. Bless them in their efforts. They are doing the rest of us a favor.

Dana and negroid surprises me not in the least.
 
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FupaCitySheriff said:
Dainty gorls don't send nudes. They think it's risque to show an ankle and there is no way Hambo is even showing one of her dainty cankles.
If there really were nudes, which I doubt, they would be ideal if Wipey wanted to try a spot of blackmail on Hambo.
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I doubt this story 100%, just like all the horrific sexytimes questions "people" asked her. She finally got the fucking hint to stop asking herself these things because people were grossed out. Goes doubles for your supposed nudes, Fatty.

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As for walkeen a mile, I doubt Fatty could scootypuff for a mile before it breaks down.
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Wrnt to the doctor the other day - just my annual checkup/checkin, nothing special. Got to the room to be parked until my doc came in, and the ONLY chairs in the fucking room were those gigantic ones that two normal people could sit in. One had arms, and one did not, I guess to cater to the fatties like Hamber who are as wide as they are tall who couldn't sit in the one with arms. Those chairs make me feel like I'm being swallowed by a whale.

Babygorlwhisperer said:
11 minutes of my life i never get back.
soooooooo boring.
fat as ever.
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Cued

Gravity and time are definitely not her friends, holy shit. It's finially happening: her upper arm fat is starting to slide down her elbow into her forearm. It's more pronounced on the right arm, but the left is joining in on the fun, too. In addition to Weebles (except she falls down), this children's toy seems apt.

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Babygorlwhisperer said:
i did not know there was a difference.
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More useless shit to contain items that comes in their own containers. Amazing.

Owlflaps said:
To be fair, any relationship after Density is an upgrade. She's a goblin. Here's to hoping her new boo treats her right (and isn't a feeder).
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Maybe she'll convince him to shed some poundage, too.

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Know what pareidolia is? It's when people, in their constant need to impose order on a chaotic world, see images in things like clouds or burnt toast, or in this case (my case), opening this image full size and seeing a pig face outline in that lighter spot in the lower portion of the image. Even your cat food is trying to tell you that you're a PigLynn.
 
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Maybe it's just a "me" thing...and "normal" tugs or smoothing doesn't register.

But TorridLynn gets on my very last nerve with her incessant pickin', then pick-pick,
pick-pickin' at her clothes. Sweet Fanny Backshelf. It's. Every. Damn. Try-on.

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Since there are names for any and all of the neurotic phobias imaginable,
there damn well should be a name for loathing this whateverthefuckitscalled, too.

And, just when I start to holla, "Christsakes, buy the next size up, Fatty!"...I realize:
It's Torrid. There isn't one.
 
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