May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[Mariposa Electrique]

I just don't understand how it's evil to make love to your mother.
Yes, society doesn't really approve of it, but society doesn't approve of a lot of things. Barb hadn't hadn't felt the touch of a man in a decade, she was getting older, what people thought of her no longer concerned her. Her eyes fell on the one pickle that she could still hope to take a bite of; Chris' pickle. Of course she may have not verbalized it, but Chris and his mother have been together for a long time. She didn't need to say a word for him to understand.

This is a case of others cruelly interfering in matters they had no business interfering in. The only evil here is society.

You're a stupid retard. Nobody in their right minds would ever make love to Chris. Waiting this long to get Barb Ussy means he did not have consent. He admitted she told him to stop and that it was painful. You're sick.

Has anyone considered that someone has been stupid enough to try this but we'll never find out because clearly the plan didn't work and admitting to committing a crime IRL to share a cell with Chris-Chan and failing is just way, way too embarrassing. Very unlikely but funny to think about.

sperging but if he remembers the username and password he can download all his digital purchases. The real problem is that he does not have a playstation to do this with, or a TV, internet connection, home, etc.

If I were a drug dealer I would totally sell drugs to Chris because he'd tell the cops that his Sonichu headcanon version of me named happypowder-chu from Dimension Bullshit gave it to him so he can stay awake long enough to see his husband Mewtwo.

If any bored artists are looking for a weird sketch prompt, happypowder-chu the 80's coke dealer from Miami electric hedgehog Pokemon and a coked out Chris might be a fun one.

This is a really bad take that seems to ignore a lot of the circumstances of his case. Barb may have been in a mental state where she couldn't consent, Chris was ejaculating in her food without her knowledge or consent, Barb's advanced age and the fact that Chris acknowledged this by buying a book about fucking the elderly combined with his lack of sexual experience and capacity for empathy meant he could (and possibly did) injure her. He also stole from her bank account after receiving an EPO.

If some redneck somewhere is consensually fucking his mom and they're both happy I really don't give a shit. It's their souls and their lives they're fucking up, not mine. As long as they're not parading around demanding they're valid like troons or making tard babies that become wards of the state, it affects me so little I don't care what happens. The only reason this case interests me is because it's Chris and because I know well enough to know that even if he is only charged and convicted of incest, it does not mean that only incest occurred. It means incest is what they can prove and what he's confessed to.

But bro. Come on...

>She didn't need to say a word for him to understand

1 hunnet

 

[King Kiwi]

Obviously the Merge did not happen after all.

The Merge did happen, Skippy.

It's now over and Chris has merged back into reality.

An Anti-Merge, if you will.

 

[AnOminous]

Westie runs the gamut. He could have and woke up there. Or he was put on the ward with 6 other jesuses and had to do group for a few weeks. I'm waiting for letters, they're usually pretty wild when someone has been there.

I think if in a mental institution you have multiple Jesuses or Napoleons, that they should have them fight to the death to decide who to declare the one true Jesus etc.

Well happy Mother’s Day to Barbara Chandler I guess

How is it a happy Mother's Day when she didn't even get laid?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think if in a mental institution you have multiple Jesuses or Napoleons, that they should have them fight to the death to decide who to declare the one true Jesus etc.

Send him to Corpus Christi state school fight club.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Send him to Corpus Christi state school fight club.

Why did the person who found the phone turn it over to police?
I would've mailed that shit to Bumfights guy so it could be put on a DVD called Tardfights.

Chris is lucky he was a low-key obedient child and didn't end up in trouble with the law until his 20s. He'd have tard rage in school but never got into serious fights. If he really attacked a teacher or flipped his shit on a classmate even once, he could've ended up in one of those state schools, and he'd get buck broken.

 

[AnOminous]

Why did the person who found the phone turn it over to police?
I would've mailed that shit to Bumfights guy so it could be put on a DVD called Tardfights.

You realize not everyone is a Kiwi? Some people have morals. I don't understand why but they do.

 

[Piggle-o]

I think if in a mental institution you have multiple Jesuses or Napoleons, that they should have them fight to the death to decide who to declare the one true Jesus etc.

That's pretty much group therapy for monomaniacs. Napoleon isn't as popular these days but Jesus is a perennial favorite. A lot of Cleopatras too. Sometimes they fight but getting that whiff of their own bullshit snaps a lot of them out of their delusion.

 

[GypsyBard]

Send him to Corpus Christi state school fight club.

Wait the video said that guy was 23
Dude what the hell happened to him he looks like he could be in his fifties

 

[Squirrelcop]

I just don't understand how it's evil to make love to your mother.
Yes, society doesn't really approve of it, but society doesn't approve of a lot of things. Barb hadn't hadn't felt the touch of a man in a decade, she was getting older, what people thought of her no longer concerned her. Her eyes fell on the one pickle that she could still hope to take a bite of; Chris' pickle. Of course she may have not verbalized it, but Chris and his mother have been together for a long time. She didn't need to say a word for him to understand.

This is a case of others cruelly interfering in matters they had no business interfering in. The only evil here is society.

Ok enabler

 

[Dead Red]

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What the fuck did they do to him?

I think it's a combination of reality and medication. He skipped so many reality checks/couldn't process them that now he's gotten the mother of reality checks (no pun intended) in conjunction with the medication he has no choice in that this is the result. No staying up all night, sleeping all day, no fast food, no whatever he did to fill his endless hours. All gone. Highly regimented and strictly followed programs for food and medication. You'll mostly hear but see things on the ward floors too, enough of that when you can't simply clock out for the day will sink in. He has nowhere to go either outwardly or inwardly. It's amusing he's finally hit a spot that so many others exist on after avoiding it for so many years that he looks like this.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Wait the video said that guy was 23
Dude what the hell happened to him he looks like he could be in his fifties

Soul food is that unhealthy.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

The Merge did happen, Skippy.

It's now over and Chris has merged back into reality.

An Anti-Merge, if you will.

Or a Mergency.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I'm not sure exactly what Chris thought with Comic Chris. Comic Chris' weirdest feature was exaggerated heterochromia before and after, but he also had the exact same clothing. Pre-troon Chris had the classic striped shirt, post-troon Chris had the god-awful turquoise leggings and skirt. In both cases, Chris drew himself how he was in the thrift store wardrobe instead of something more idealized.

I’m not sure if Chris genuinely liked his wardrobe choices or if he was too autistic to draw himself wearing anything else.

If you look at the comics as a Trojan Horse to advertise himself to women, then it would make sense to draw himself looking somewhat like he does IRL so the ladies would notice him, minus all the extra fat on real-world Chris. Otherwise I'm going to go with how unimaginative he is. Everything not ripped off from games or cartoons is something from Chris's life. Even when writing his wish fulfillment fantasies he had himself driving the same shitbox car he was driving IRL at the time instead of something like a Lexus or Ferrari because he can't picture himself driving a luxury car. Because he doesn't own a superhero costume or have the imagination to draw himself in better duds he just drew himself in his favorite clothes.

Has anyone considered that someone has been stupid enough to try this but we'll never find out because clearly the plan didn't work and admitting to committing a crime IRL to share a cell with Chris-Chan and failing is just way, way too embarrassing. Very unlikely but funny to think about.

I can defiantly see a ween trying this and ending up in the exact same scenario you described hoping to recreate "Lets go to Prison". He's in PC so even if you did get yourself thrown in jail to observe and torment Chris you wouldn't be able to do much except look into his cell every now and then. Congrats you got yourself thrown into jail to get a glance of Chris washing his ass in the sink or crying on his bed. Best we're going to get is maybe someone proves they were an inmate or guard at the Jail of Fail while Chris was staying there but even then there would be no way to prove their stories.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Christine is already 40 and has no kids. Judging by her latest pic "the change" is already upon her and she's rapidly running out of eggs, no matter how often she recycles her menses.

Sad to say but it looks like Chris will never be a mother.

I'll have you know that Christine has an elite, private stock of Zanshoes eggs that can last up to 2,000 years if not self fertilized through Orange Fanta- Semination. They're being housed at the Christine Weston Chandler school for supple, young girls.
, who curate and clean the eggs twice daily.

 

[sconosciuta]

I’m in the camp that thinks 2+ months for a mental health evaluation is insane. I know there’s a lot going on in the noggin’, but beds in mental health facilities are extremely precious. No one is kept one second longer than absolutely necessary. Chris is…well, Chris, but there are far more aggressive, lower-functioning, pants-shitting poop-flinging-pubic-health-and-safely-risks out there.

It makes me think maybe the medication regimen they have him on took awhile to stabilize. Medical professionals will try to find a regimen that won’t sedate you, and if it does, will try to taper it back. It’s possible he had some reactions to the meds too - worsening agitation, weird muscle spasms (sometimes permanent), seizure activity, and other assorted worrisome reactions can happen. I wish we knew more, but it seems to me something complicated his treatment.

Anyways, even the best medication regimen can’t fix autism or years of missing personal growth during the formative years. The meds can ‘flatten’ him out a bit so his delusions aren’t as rewarding or engrossing for him. Without those coping mechanisms, he might be in a lot of emotional distress, but he lacks the fundamental ability to connect that distress to his own actions and feel remorse. He’s demonstrated that over and over, and even the best medication regimen can’t fix that.

 

[Piggle-o]

I’m in the camp that thinks 2+ months for a mental health evaluation is insane.

I'm in a mental health adjacent paraprofessional field and it sounds to me like crisis intervention, stabilization, and having to work through the privilege or tier system in order to be safely released. I don't know how Western State handles criminal transfers but that sounds about average for other cases where they are then remitted back to local care or release.

 

[Ass Johnson]

It makes me think maybe the medication regimen they have him on took awhile to stabilize.

I was starting to think this as well. Usually whenever psych meds are introduced or changed, there’s almost always a “oh we have to wait 2 or 3 weeks to see if they work before we adjust” spiel.

 

[Hambubger]

He looks like he's been through wars for his life

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I can defiantly see a ween trying this and ending up in the exact same scenario you described hoping to recreate "Lets go to Prison". He's in PC so even if you did get yourself thrown in jail to observe and torment Chris you wouldn't be able to do much except look into his cell every now and then. Congrats you got yourself thrown into jail to get a glance of Chris washing his ass in the sink or crying on his bed. Best we're going to get is maybe someone proves they were an inmate or guard at the Jail of Fail while Chris was staying there but even then there would be no way to prove their stories.

Two Ways to see Chris in person without committing a crime

First: The Way of the Lord
1. Join church near jail that does prison outrach.

Prison Ministry

Prison Ministry

www.stthomasorange.org

(website says they go to CVRJ)
2. Join the prison ministry.
3. If Chris is at Sunday service, get firsthand information about the merge
4. If Chris isn't at Sunday service, ask some of the inmates what they know about Chris
5. ???
6. Chris Chan information and possible in-person encounter without having to go to jail.

Second: The Way of Justice:
1. Go to https://vadoc.virginia.gov/job-opportunities/
2. Get a job (Corrections usually has high turnover rates and has been hit hard by the Great Resignation so it shouldn't be too difficult)
3. Get transferred to CVRJ
4. ???
5. Get paid to interact with Chris.

 

[AnOminous]

Wait the video said that guy was 23
Dude what the hell happened to him he looks like he could be in his fifties

The first rule of Tard Fight Club is potato.

That's pretty much group therapy for monomaniacs. Napoleon isn't as popular these days but Jesus is a perennial favorite. A lot of Cleopatras too. Sometimes they fight but getting that whiff of their own bullshit snaps a lot of them out of their delusion.

And yet somehow nobody remembers their past lives as Bob the Neurotic Wall-Eyed Accountant or Nancy the Plain and Forgettable DMV Clerk.