Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Shekelslovakia]

Leftists really like The Last Jedi for some reason. Is it because it pissed fanboys off so much and had an Asian girl and purple haired girl-boss?

Not that Rise of Skywalker is good, it's just weird seeing people act like it's the only bad one of the new trilogy and that TLJ is top tier Star Wars when they're both shit.

That's because they're all sheeple that will believe in what the director says instead of thinking for their own on what the movies truly are. I went to a early special premier screening of TLJ at my local theater (that cost extra btw) only to be welcomed to a special preview featuring how impactful the music of Star wars and other bunch of LARPing.

As soon as I was hearing some of the jokes coming from the dreadnought battle I felt a cringy sense of dread running down my spine knowing "it was going to be bad".

That's why I also waited a week or two before seeing ROS since I didn't have any hope for this franchise anymore.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Leftists really like The Last Jedi for some reason. Is it because it pissed fanboys off so much and had an Asian girl and purple haired girl-boss?

Not that Rise of Skywalker is good, it's just weird seeing people act like it's the only bad one of the new trilogy and that TLJ is top tier Star Wars when they're both shit.

The People who like The Last Jedi only like it for the concepts that were presented which to be fair would at least be interesting, but don't bother to look at it in execution or in the bigger picture. But that person must have trash taste to put it and TFA higher than Revenge of the Sith and on the same level as the first two movies.


But it's honestly pretty funny that out of all Star Wars films, it's universally agreed that no one likes Rise of Skywalker.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

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Leftists really like The Last Jedi for some reason. Is it because it pissed fanboys off so much and had an Asian girl and purple haired girl-boss?

Not that Rise of Skywalker is good, it's just weird seeing people act like it's the only bad one of the new trilogy and that TLJ is top tier Star Wars when they're both shit.

Because TLJ cared more about the message than the story, which leftists love in their work.

 

[Ishtar]

TLJ was basically an SJW derived middle finger at the White nerds SJWS have attacked and demonized since Gamergate and before. The fact it made those same White nerds mad was a bonus on top.

TROS lost some of their approval because it switched from "insult the fans and champion le diverse tumblr ocs" to "boring corporate spectacle".

(That isn't to say TROS wasn't offensive in many ways, it was, it just didn't go out of its way to offend people SJWS dislike the same way TLJ did).

But it's honestly pretty funny that out of all Star Wars films, it's universally agreed that no one likes Rise of Skywalker.

TROS is Abrams and Lucasfilm hurriedly trying to one-correct Rian Johnson's raping of the franchise, and also correct their own creative bankruptcy and poor choices. It achieves neither, though its intent was clearly to salvage the ST into something at least passable. It makes no one happy because it doesn't please the fans, SJWs, casual movie goers, or even the critics(who were besides themselves with Johnson's faux autuer film making).

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

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Leftists really like The Last Jedi for some reason. Is it because it pissed fanboys off so much and had an Asian girl and purple haired girl-boss?

Not that Rise of Skywalker is good, it's just weird seeing people act like it's the only bad one of the new trilogy and that TLJ is top tier Star Wars when they're both shit.

Yes and no.

Yes, because it pissed off the fanboys, most of whom are conservative boys, which to the Left, is always a win.

No, because the deeper reason is that it engages in leftist subversion of the SW narrative, and not in a way to honestly critique it the way KOTOR 2 did, but to basically tell the fanboys "your heroes are shit and you are shit, our new goddess will replace your heroes." Aside from Rey replacing Luke, you also had Admiral Ackbar getting killed off and replaced by Admiral Holdo, who parroted the Left's "Listen and Believe" narrative while taking Poe Dameron (the only new ST character who seemed somewhat masculine) down a notch. Leia even chews Poe out for thinking that problems can be solved by jumping into an X-Wing and blowing things up........as if she forgot her brother's first official mission with the Rebel Alliance.

I'm more than happy to just write off RoS as just dumb shit that's inoffensive. Hey, at least Palpatine finally wins (LOL Rey did what Sheev wanted her to do) and Palpy got to chew the scenery, Force-lightning a whole fleet, and even had one of his ships blow up a planet. But TLJ was outright trying to be offensive for the sake of attacking the fans, and Disney's dogged persistence on the fans being wrong in that regard cost them a lot. Now they're just stuck doing fanservice shows (everything Dave Filoni does is just to get the normies and the reaction community on Youtube hyped up) because when Disney bit off more than they can chew, they lost big.

 

[TinCan Wizard]

Return of the Jedi is better than ESB.

 

[Adamska]

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just...just look at this shit
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I mean it's not all wrong...but it's not right either

I strongly remember Filoni killed press conferences whenever he got too much criticism myself. Also it's not like he actually gets shat on all that much given the target rich environment. Also is it really actually working when George propped him up after he served a role in Avatar: the Last Airbender?

Also lol at him knowing lore.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Zoomer YouTuber doesn’t recognise Dash Rendar’s Outrider.

In his broccoli-haired defense I don't recognize it either, but only because I never had an N64.

In my opinion, Mark and Hayden easily outmatch Daisy, but Mark has the edge over Hayden because he had better dialogue and directing to work with. Hayden, to me, has more raw emotion and anger compared to Mark when he’s allowed to utilize his talents.

Daisy is just bland and wooden from start to finish. The character is already a cliche Mary Sue and Daisy doesn’t seem to be interested in giving some depth to Rey Rey.

lol wtf? Daisy's bland and wooden but Mr. Sand Everywhere isn't? Next you'll be telling me Jake Lloyd and Natalie Portman were actually really great in TPM.

She will convert you.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

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Leftists really like The Last Jedi for some reason. Is it because it pissed fanboys off so much and had an Asian girl and purple haired girl-boss?

Not that Rise of Skywalker is good, it's just weird seeing people act like it's the only bad one of the new trilogy and that TLJ is top tier Star Wars when they're both shit.

TLJ is full of a lot of surface level bullshit that makes Breadtube-adjacent pseudo-intellectuals feel very very smart for noticing it, and since it really pisses off the toxic chud fanboys loving or hating it has become some bizarre shibboleth for them. Unless Rian Johnson decides to go on a tirade against troons or something they'll never shut up about it being the most underrated Star Wars (or even one of the only 'good' ones depending on how open their disdain for Star Wars is). Rise of Skywalker on the other hand actively shat on a lot of the bullshit introduced in TLJ so they naturally view it as JJ Abrams selling out to the fanboys demanding mindless fanservice, while everyone else also hates it for being incoherent retardation.

 

[Ishtar]

I don’t think it’s even as complex as “we will replace male hero with bland feminist fanfic” it’s really is “it makes the chuds mad” as a reason why they like it.

A lot of SJWs will praise literally any media, no matter how much they may otherwise disdain or be disinterested in, if it achieves the goal of pissing of the chuds.

Like, someone said they would watch the LOTR on prime series because it angered conservatives-literally for no other reason.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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I mean it's not wrong but at least Rian has more balls in killing off characters compared to Filoni who has to keep going through loops to keep his OCs alive regardless of narrative.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

Maybe a segway for this thread, but I want to share my experience with the new LEGO title so far and was curious if anyone else got it.

The game feels underdeveloped. I have been playing through just the main story so far and the quality is all over the place. I have played both sequel and OT and half of prequels. Doing so made it fairly obvious where most of the work went. The. OT was fantastic, great levels that felt just the right length taken from great set pieces. The sequels were utter dog shit (as expected) with levels feeling like they choose the most unsubstantial things to focus on. I have no idea what the thought process was when choosing Finn taking Poe to a ship as a level over the attack on Mos’s castle and TR-8R fight (they name him differently which is stupid). Going through the prequels, having experience with the complete saga, so much feels rushed and levels are not based around things that I feel they should be. For the story mode, it really only felt like the OT got focus, which sucks as 2/3 of the main campaign drag.

I haven’t experienced free-roam yet, but I have heard less than stellar things as it seems very repetitive according to reviews.

 

[Creep3r]

I mean it's not wrong but at least Rian has more balls in killing off characters compared to Filoni who has to keep going through loops to keep his OCs alive regardless of narrative.

Even Filoni's fanboys are starting to become aware of his shameless favoritism and backtracking, and how little it accomplishes for the plot.

https://aminoapps.com/c/star-wars/page/blog/dave-filoni-and-unrealistic-survivals-read-before-voting/zbFx_u2pDjbdj46KLL6YMr6eqYwV5

(FYI the author also leaves out Filoni's tarantula boy surviving numerous fucking ship explosions)

Season 2 is also when George became less active with the show and Filoni took more control, so its no surprise why Filoni made it his goal to kill his least favorites or characters that would simply cause more hiccups in the continuity for no reason while only preserving the ones he had a personal fixation on by any means necessary.

When Filoni falls in love with a character he can never let them go, and even when he seemingly kills them off he intends to bring them back somehow, somewhere, someday even if it ultimately accomplishes nothing. His weirdest obsession probably revolves around Plo Koon as covered here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/star-w...ise-of-skywalker-spoilers.32492/post-10995717

TheForce.Net - Jedi Council - Interviews | Henry Gilroy and Dave Filoni

www.theforce.net

https://web.archive.org/web/20220122093409/http://www.theforce.net/jedicouncil/interview/henrygilroyanddavefiloni.asp

Even his most notable death from Aladdin's Rebels was just his pet character quickly being reborn as a wolf since Filoni has a massive micro hard on for wolves and a certain togruta youngling.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

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just...just look at this shit
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How is Rian Johnson "hollywood Royalty"? He worked on only four movies and Breaking Bad before the tlj. Say what you want about the guy but picking him was very much of a off hand pick.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

Even his most notable death from Aladdin's Rebels was just his pet character quickly being reborn as a wolf since Filoni has a massive micro hard on for wolves and a certain togruta youngling.
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David Filoni is the porn parody version of David Filoni.

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

Almost forgot to post this before the day was over.

Happy Mother's Day​

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Even Filoni's fanboys are starting to become aware of his shameless favoritism and backtracking, and how little it accomplishes for the plot.

https://aminoapps.com/c/star-wars/page/blog/dave-filoni-and-unrealistic-survivals-read-before-voting/zbFx_u2pDjbdj46KLL6YMr6eqYwV5

(FYI the author also leaves out Filoni's tarantula boy surviving numerous fucking ship explosions)
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Season 2 is also when George became less active with the show and Filoni took more control, so its no surprise why Filoni made it his goal to kill his least favorites or characters that would simply cause more hiccups in the continuity for no reason while only preserving the ones he had a personal fixation on by any means necessary.

When Filoni falls in love with a character he can never let them go, and even when he seemingly kills them off he intends to bring them back somehow, somewhere, someday even if it ultimately accomplishes nothing. His weirdest obsession probably revolves around Plo Koon as covered here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/star-w...ise-of-skywalker-spoilers.32492/post-10995717

TheForce.Net - Jedi Council - Interviews | Henry Gilroy and Dave Filoni

www.theforce.net

https://web.archive.org/web/20220122093409/http://www.theforce.net/jedicouncil/interview/henrygilroyanddavefiloni.asp

Even his most notable death from Aladdin's Rebels was just his pet character quickly being reborn as a wolf since Filoni has a massive micro hard on for wolves and a certain togruta youngling.
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Yeah this makes me convinced that David Filoni is some emotionally attached autist who gets way too attached to his characters. Like its fine to have that, but if you're this high up in the industry, that sort of mindset that are reserved for fanfic writers and D&D players should be thrown out the window.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Spoiler alert: Vader kills Reva!

 

[Sneed F91]

Here's a meme I like a lot

Star Wars fans circa 2015 - 2017.

Spoiler

It's sad it took people as long as it did to realize that Rey/Snoke's characters never made sense in the first place and their headcanons were a waste of time.

How is Rian Johnson "hollywood Royalty"? He worked on only four movies and Breaking Bad before the tlj. Say what you want about the guy but picking him was very much of a off hand pick.

Just a thought, but I think if any other literal who director pulled some shit like making The Last Jedi they'd get fucked for it. He got away with it because of who he is and he used it as a career move so he could direct whatever stupid non-SW movies he wanted to afterwards.

But it's honestly pretty funny that out of all Star Wars films, it's universally agreed that no one likes Rise of Skywalker.

JJ managed to pull off the impossible and make a Star Wars movie more hated than AOTC. It's the movie people compare other movies to so that they can describe how bad they are. People have tried to justify how TROS turned out but that's nothing compared to the rabid defenses I've seen of TLJ or even the many excuses I've heard about TFA over the years.

 

[Akumaten]

Rick Worley returns!