Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

I'm more inclined to think the lie is in how much she used to weigh and she'll never admit it to anyone she was over 600, even if it meant she could brag about losing 150 pounds and being just 500 elbees now.

She was over 600 lbs on her 29th birthday and the only way anyone will ever convince me otherwise is to build a time machine, go back in time, and have Amber livestream a weigh in where we can see both Amber and the scale.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Oh my god. I refuse to believe that she's this stupid about taking her Lamictal - it takes months to taper up to a dose that high, and every time a psychiatrist sees a patient that takes it, they tend to be very, very thorough in making sure that the patient is compliant with taking it every day, since taking the wrong dose/not being consistent with taking it can lead to Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, which is a very serious and sometimes life-threatening side effect. And she knows this, because I specifically recall her speaking about being on Lamictal and how it can cause a "deathly rash".

Something about the way she says she "goes in waves" of taking her meds correctly makes it seem like she thinks it makes her some cute, quirky, misunderstood Manic Pixie Piggy Dream Girl.

she's got uterus cancer, bleed a shit ton of blood and she still can't stop stuffing her moonface. i don't think she gives a fuck about potential Stevens Johnson syndrome

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This is late but I can't emphasize enough how funny this is. I didn't know skipping lunch was such a scary feat, let alone a second one.

wtf is this lord of the rings second lunch shit lmao

 

[Bubblez McGee]

Sat here, waiting for Fatty's latest April filmed video to drop, when this was recommended to me. Ah....the good ol' days

Wow, I actually almost forgot that at one time her videos used to be entertaining, but they actually were, because the people around her were entertaining. Even Beggy, who on her own has the personality of a wet sponge, was more interesting when interacting with Hamber and visa versa. Now AL's videos her videos are just her inside in her apartment, either by herself or accompanied by whatever random body parts Wipey has consented to allow on camera, she's duller than dishwater

I KNEW SHE WOULD BE CRAWLIN BACK TO THE COCK. Inb4 this whale somehow by the power of inbreeding and the stupid being extra fertile will have a caramel colored heifer. And of course a single Mom on the dole.

I think that might actually be a woman. I'm not 100 percent sure, but their brow ridge appears flat, not thick and prominent like a male's usually is and that curly , sparse facial hair is something I've seen on black women with hormone imbalances. Again not sure...it's about 50/50 either way.

New video uploaded 4 hrs ago -

I’M OBSESSED WITH WEIGHING MYSELF | vlog

Spoiler: Archive

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She doesn't need advice. Hope she remembers that during her next inevitable ER visit..

She actually copied and pasted the exact same message about forgetting to mention that she's an Amazon affiliate that she used in the last video? Unbelievable.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Yawn! Ninjaed from Reddit:
Btw yeah she uploaded a new video, no one cares.
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You are not bipolar, you attention whoring cunt.

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I doubt she's taking these fucking meds at all.

Oh my god. I refuse to believe that she's this stupid about taking her Lamictal - it takes months to taper up to a dose that high, and every time a psychiatrist sees a patient that takes it, they tend to be very, very thorough in making sure that the patient is compliant with taking it every day, since taking the wrong dose/not being consistent with taking it can lead to Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, which is a very serious and sometimes life-threatening side effect. And she knows this, because I specifically recall her speaking about being on Lamictal and how it can cause a "deathly rash".

Something about the way she says she "goes in waves" of taking her meds correctly makes it seem like she thinks it makes her some cute, quirky, misunderstood Manic Pixie Piggy Dream Girl.

Well, it isn't like she could have some regular, plain old x condition. She clearly has the prime version of anything, putting her above the proles, because she's just so fucking quirky and speshul.

She was over 600 lbs on her 29th birthday and the only way anyone will ever convince me otherwise is to build a time machine, go back in time, and have Amber livestream a weigh in where we can see both Amber and the scale.
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Absolutely over 600. I'd say 640-ish here.

She actually copied and pasted the exact same message about forgetting to mention that she's an Amazon affiliate that she used in the last video? Unbelievable.

She's just lazy, and that same thing is on mutiple videos since the one she got called out for once again being a scammer. Telling you right now, Fatty: you better change his "I forgot" shit on you videos going forward. You "forgot" once. That's all you get. You do not get to use that same stupid fucking excuse on every video past that. Change it to accurately inform people about your affiliate shit without the inane and incorrect "I forgot".

Recap "I'm obsessed with weighing myself | vlog

Doing so well with all this vlogging, for real, guize.

Fix that disclosure text, bitch.

Opens with Amazon shit, "purchased by moi". Great, can't wait to see more tacky bullshit you buy that will likely never be used. JFC, the wounds/scars on her arm. Hope you're happy trying to convince people you pick your skin compulsively to the point where you now have beetus poor wound healing because you had to do it somewhere people would see it. Cleaner crap she of course saw on TikTok. It occurs to me that Big Ham, useless waste of resources, would be a waste o time in those consumer focus groups that companies do, because she will literally be amazed with any fucking thing and ant to buy it, even if is melts your skin off if you use it without gloves, or gives you nonstop diarrhea, leading to dehydration and organ failure due to electrolyte imbalances. She wouldn't care, and would skew their results.

OK, where were we? Right, cleaner. Skipped over her pretending to be a trained seal for the "gf" and laughing and giggling instead of just saying something about the shit an moving on - this is just another reason people won't watch your boring ass videos, Hamber. You're constantly talking or laughing at your fucking "gf" instead of talking to the audience. If she wants to be a character in this universe tell her to get on the fucking camera. Nobody is interested in whatever it is she has to say about anything otherwise. She does her wheezing laugh at something the"gf" says, and leans over onto the counter because it's so fucking funny, with a caption something about she would normally edit out. THEN DO THAT, YOU STUPID TWAT. Nobody is interested in your gasping, wheezing shitfest of a laugh over something that is not hysterically funny.

Got a dog food and a dog treat container, to continue her streak of buying containers for things that already come in containers. Salt and pepper grinder kit that this time the "gf" does a gasp and says it's just what she wanted! Sure, like either of you cook enough to be able to appreciate them, "So uh-seh-dic" Big Ham declares. You don't know shit about aesthetics, bitch.

Rarity is trying to sit in a very small box. Awww. Skipped Hamber yakking and telling the "gf" to look. Wasabi! Hello, kitty! Rarity reaches out to touch him. So cute! Hamber ruins things and does her irritating af cackling.

FFS, a "taste test". "Listen," she says, using yet another fucking crutch words she's picked up from somewhere. Of course it isn't something exotic,or from another country, or just a regular food she has never had. Nope, it's sugar loaded crap: Fruity Pebbles made into a crisp. Her favorite cereal, when it isn't Capn Crunch. Makes it a point to tell us that it's just 140 calories per bag. There's more to food than just its overall calories, dumbass. Congrats, more empty calories with no nutritive value, but a lot of sugar, BeetusLynn.

Big Ham says she was expecting the crap in the bag to be, like puffed! But is shocked to discover they're like chips, Yes, because that's what "crisps" are, FoodieLynn. Gets the "gf" to have one with her. They crunch into them and Hamber does her exaggerated ohmygod acting bullshit like it's beluga caviar with truffle shavings instead of a sugar-laden beetus bomb. The"gf" hates it and actually spits it out, so one point from me for that, Hamber says all she needs to go with it is a glass of melk. Spends almost a full minute ignore the audience and speaking to the "gf"'s disembodied voice. Way o keep that rapport with your audience, Ham. She then puts a blob of cream choose on another crisp and throw it in her piehole. Does that stupid wide-eyed reaction she does to every food, and the "gf" chimes in: "Best thing I ever ate." Another point from me, as Big Ham repeats the line. So fucking predictable. Has another one, again with cream cheese. Bet she ate the rest of the bag like that.

We are now six minutes into this 11:50 video, and still nothing at all about how "obsessed" she is with weighing in.

Twinkie! And who is holding her leash? Certainly not Hamber. No, if you have a caretaker, that's their job. tells us to watch how Twinkie walks over a drainage grate. Twinkie jumps over it instead of walking across it as a fuck you to Big Ham. Twinkie goes into the grass to do her business. Hamber walks with her shadow, which is fucking gigantic. She waves at herself, meaning that she is still not walking Twinkie.

Now it's the next day. A bad muh mentalz day. JFC, just because you're not wheezy and laughing at some stupid thing, it doesn't mean you're depressed or it's a muh mentlz day. Of course she "binged" the night before. No, you did not. You just felt like eating shitty food, so that's what you did. You do not have BED. Oh, of course: she downloaded some fucking app to "track your binging". Stop using all these fucking apps. I needn't worry, I think. She'll use that about as consistently as she uses anything else and then it goes into the memory hole. This all means that she has "started overrrr" she says with that fucking vocal fry she's copied from someone. Vocal fry is neither quirky nor cute, Fatty.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. More fucking "art" cards, and I am skipping this 4th grade level bullshit.

Goddamn, no wonder people can't sit through this shit. She's figured out how to record her phone screen and just has to show this newest fucking app she'll use once and then never again. Skip.

Twinkie! Rarity! they're on the bed, and Hamber has to put her balloon hand into the frame and do some pointing to tell us to not mind something, yadda yadda, shut the fuck up and let us enjoy the animals, bitch.

We are now 9:44 into this video, and not a single fucking thing about just how "obsessed" she is with weighing herself.

Fucking hell, we don't care what video games you're playing as you continue to do fuckall with your life except be a lazy, useless twat. Skip.

She's outside, waddling, says she almost saw a car crash. If they saw you, they probably did a doubletake and that's why they almost crashed. Terrible angle. We get to look up at her chins and see her upper body heave back and forth, not unlike being on a boat in rough seas. It's literally enough to induce nausea. Wow, revelation: walking when the sun is not out is cooler and more pleasant than walking when it's out and blasting. Genius. Surely the Pulitzer committee will be calling any second now.

People are "supposively" asking he about he wearing flats to walk. She says they're comfortable for her because of course she could never admit they're the only thing that fit her fat feet. Gets to a stair "molment", wistfully laments she can no longer run down the stairs as she used to in her imaginary reality.

Gah!



Her fucking upper arms, swear to fuck still the creepiest I've ever seen. Continuing to move like the blob to eat her forearms. Cannot wait until they drop far enough that she has to push them back to get to her wrist, like she's wearing a long sleeved shit.

Oh, we're finally to he obsession of weighing herself, I guess. It's just the last minute f the video. One day, Hamber, people are going to start reporting you for clickbait titles. Can't wait.

Waddles down the hall, claims she weighed herself before her walk and is now going to weigh herself after. Claims to "literally" lost .8 of a pound, but naturally does not give us her weight. Acts all surprised about this minor weight fluctuation. Like a total idiot.

That's it. Screen goes to her stupid end of video cards: promises a weigh-in "soon", OMFG. Then a series of cards that bitchily say:

I truly don't want anyones [sic] input on my weight any longer. I don't need advice. I don't need people telling me that I can be doing better. Clearly I have an unhealthy relationship with the scale right now. But good news is I am losing weight. I'll see you guys in the next video. Much love."

Sure, DoctorLynn Medicine Woman. No one understands nutrition or medical science or psychology like you do. How's that worked out for you over the past nine years?

TL;DW/R: rattles on for over 10 minutes on bullshit unrelated to her weight. The most interesting spots in the video are the ones where her fat face isn't in the camera because it's pointing to the animals. Walks - how long, How far? Who the fuck knows? She didn't tell us, just like she doesn't tell us her weight. Her "obsessed weighing in" took up a grand total of 26 seconds of this almost twelve minute video. She still manages to be a complete cunt in the end boards - which, by the way, take up 33 seconds - so that's some kind of accomplishment, I suppose.

 

[dfranki723]

She was over 600 lbs on her 29th birthday and the only way anyone will ever convince me otherwise is to build a time machine, go back in time, and have Amber livestream a weigh in where we can see both Amber and the scale.
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Definitely.
I always think of that picture where she's trying to get Becky to stand with her legs apart and look upwards. She's absolutely monstrous in that video, if she's around 500lbs now and managed to look so drastically bigger back then - she was over 600lbs whether she admits it or not.

You have to gain a lot of fucking weight to look noticeably bigger when you're already super morbidly obese.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Oh my god. I refuse to believe that she's this stupid about taking her Lamictal - it takes months to taper up to a dose that high, and every time a psychiatrist sees a patient that takes it, they tend to be very, very thorough in making sure that the patient is compliant with taking it every day, since taking the wrong dose/not being consistent with taking it can lead to Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, which is a very serious and sometimes life-threatening side effect. And she knows this, because I specifically recall her speaking about being on Lamictal and how it can cause a "deathly rash".

Something about the way she says she "goes in waves" of taking her meds correctly makes it seem like she thinks it makes her some cute, quirky, misunderstood Manic Pixie Piggy Dream Girl.

I’m on 200 mgs of this shit for seizures and there are two things that you DO NOT do. You don’t break the pills and you damn sure don’t go on and off of them willingly. Hamber thinks it’s cool to pretend to be the emo girl with manic tendencies that goes off the fucking reservation regularly for attention, but mania is by far not the only side effect of neglecting your lamyctil. This vapid cunt isn’t taking her meds at all. If she ever actually felt what happens to your body when you are doing what she CLAIMS she’s doing with this particular medication….she would never willingly put herself through that and there would be a multitude of other symptoms that could easily be spotted. She says this shit for attention. Point blank period.

 

[Cosmologic]

100% agree with this. her body does look slightly different, but not because she’s actually putting any effort in. it’s mostly because gravity is taking its toll now that she’s approaching 32, which for someone at her size with her problems is the equivalent of 80.

she’s eating fruity pebbles and cream cheese and showing us maybe 45 seconds of “mobility” in each vlog. i know that some of you have taken her moving around and walkeen at face value, but she’s clearly on a delusional streak right now, and she’s at the very least capable of pretending to do more than she actually can just to show off. she just wants to FEEL accomplished so she doesn’t have to put the work in to BE accomplished.

just wanna emphasize here: i do not believe she is actually more mobile or anymore capable of moving around now than when she was 200 pounds lighter. even in the destiny era she said she had trouble moving around without becoming exhausted, and we saw at even 615 that she is capable of walking around in short bursts. i fully believe that any extra “mobility” we’re seeing is overcompensation and commitment to the lies.

also: jade is becoming more comfortable being acknowledged and vaguely participating in videos now, so i’m betting that there’s gonna be a face reveal coming up sooner rather than later, and of course past the point where anyone truly cares!

 

[C3PBRO]

Hi guys. Just ducking in cause I noticed something while watching Amber's most recent video;

"Jade" appears a few more times while she's typing, I just capped one. She uses an iPhone, and as per Apple's predictive text support page, "as you type text on the iPhone keyboard, you see predictions for your next word, emoji that could take the place of your word, and other suggestions based on your recent activity."

I know we've been knew wipey is Jade, just always nice to find more breadcrumbs of info that locks Amber into her lies.

 

[WasabiPasta]

I know we've been knew wipey is Jade, just always nice to find more breadcrumbs of info that locks Amber into her lies.

Is it though? Nice I mean? it's either that she intentionally left it there to get people talking, or she accidently missed it because Amber is a goddamn moron.
Either way, fucking yawn, boring.

Amber is a dull, Chantalverse is stale, this is a terrible era for the fat cows.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

She really is beyond help. SHE is the one not taking her medicine. How arrogant do you have to be, to not take your medicine, then say you're having a bad mentulz day? Same with everything - she knows what works for her.
Just wondering as someone from outside the US, can doctors refuse to treat a patient if they are repeatedly uncompliant? It might explain why she bounces from doctor to doctor. Not her doctor shopping, but rather them refusing to waste their time.

0.8 of a pound lost? Wow, fatass, gongrats on taking your morning shit.

I’m on 200 mgs of this shit for seizures and there are two things that you DO NOT do. You don’t break the pills and you damn sure don’t go on and off of them willingly. Hamber thinks it’s cool to pretend to be the emo girl with manic tendencies that goes off the fucking reservation regularly for attention, but mania is by far not the only side effect of neglecting your lamyctil. This vapid cunt isn’t taking her meds at all. If she ever actually felt what happens to your body when you are doing what she CLAIMS she’s doing with this particular medication….she would never willingly put herself through that and there would be a multitude of other symptoms that could easily be spotted. She says this shit for attention. Point blank period.

I forgot to add that my doctor tests my blood to check my lamyctil levels EVERY SINGLE MONTH.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I feel like they just put Amber on that shit to humor her. She’s also really big so 20mg would not work the same way as it would for a regular sized person. She might as well be eating breath mints at that point. Nobody who is actually on a decent working dosage of Lamictal could just haphazardly start and stop like that. That tells me she’s either never actually taken any of her pills or it simply doesn’t work because she’s on too low of a dose for her weight.

Here are her medications from her surgical report

Outpatient Medication/Rx Writer:

Estradiol 1 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
Sertraline 50 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
lamotrigine 150 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day

I suspect that she goes on and off on all her medications. One reason might be that she never go back to the doctor and can’t have any repeats.

 

[peach tea]

Here are her medications from her surgical report

Outpatient Medication/Rx Writer:

Estradiol 1 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
Sertraline 50 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
lamotrigine 150 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day

I suspect that she goes on and off on all her medications. One reason might be that she never go back to the doctor and can’t have any repeats.

My B. I misread the screenshot last night when I was half asleep and thought I read 20mg instead of 200mg. My point about her not being bipolar stands though, along with the fact that there’s no way she’s stopping and starting Lamictal like she says she is. It has way too many side effects for that and it’s not something you fuck around with as @Totally real FBI Frank stated above.

Thanks for the correction. I need to go back and double check myself more in the future.

Edit: deleted the original post as to not shit up the thread since it appears in the quote anyway.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She was over 600 lbs on her 29th birthday and the only way anyone will ever convince me otherwise is to build a time machine, go back in time, and have Amber livestream a weigh in where we can see both Amber and the scale.
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This is like center of the universe black hole fucking massive. She can deny forever, but peeps have eyes and can see for themselves the lard that was overflowing the container that was meant to withhold it. It's beyond Jabba the Hutt shit. It's free flowing FAT.

Okay, I'm a skeptical and cruel bitch. She has made (a dent or another fold?) since this picture. Ya, yaaah and fuck her. Still waaaaaay too fucking massive.

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

Oh my god. I refuse to believe that she's this stupid about taking her Lamictal - it takes months to taper up to a dose that high, and every time a psychiatrist sees a patient that takes it, they tend to be very, very thorough in making sure that the patient is compliant with taking it every day, since taking the wrong dose/not being consistent with taking it can lead to Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, which is a very serious and sometimes life-threatening side effect. And she knows this, because I specifically recall her speaking about being on Lamictal and how it can cause a "deathly rash".

Something about the way she says she "goes in waves" of taking her meds correctly makes it seem like she thinks it makes her some cute, quirky, misunderstood Manic Pixie Piggy Dream Girl.

I agree, she just thinks it makes her quirky to not take her medication correctly. She would be experiencing severe side effects from taking her Lamictal "in waves".

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Would you rather look like Amber for a month or smell like Amber for a year?

 

[lemondyke01]

Would you rather look like Amber for a month or smell like Amber for a year?

Look like Amber. That way, I could impersonate her and make people wonder why she ended up in Canada. Then me and Chantal would collab.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Hi guys. Just ducking in cause I noticed something while watching Amber's most recent video;
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"Jade" appears a few more times while she's typing, I just capped one. She uses an iPhone, and as per Apple's predictive text support page, "as you type text on the iPhone keyboard, you see predictions for your next word, emoji that could take the place of your word, and other suggestions based on your recent activity."

I know we've been knew wipey is Jade, just always nice to find more breadcrumbs of info that locks Amber into her lies.

Silly Bro, Amber is clearly dunking on the Haydurs by making us think that Jade, who is actually called Alex, is actually called Jade, so that we leave Alex alone. It's our fault she has to tell these lies

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

This thread is deader than Fatty's shark eyes

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Here are her medications from her surgical report

Outpatient Medication/Rx Writer:

Estradiol 1 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
Sertraline 50 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
lamotrigine 150 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day

I suspect that she goes on and off on all her medications. One reason might be that she never go back to the doctor and can’t have any repeats.

These are all meds that get monitored monthly or bi-monthly btw, I take blood in a psycho clinic so I know the procedures. If you are not complying with taking the meds as directed indicated by your blood levels, the doctor will discusses this with you and probably stop seeing you because you are not trying to comply. Basically shes not taking meds, or shes lying about taking them/ not taking them because that would mean shes not getting a prescription or she is doctor shopping, Munchie saga when?

 

[FatalTater]

I guess with Amber's last video we were supposed to get all excited because Jade's voice was heard a few times !!111! AND! Amber put cream cheese on something so we should all rush to tell her how bad it is in the comments so her channel get the interaction, same with her art that she shows off like a proud child, "Look Mommy Internet! I scratched paper instead of my ass! Isn't it neat?"
Ultimate attention-seeking moment? A full body shot in tight clothes! On the scale! Aren't we excited to talk about this?

No.