Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He needs glasses before he can work, does he? He hasn't worn glasses for probably 2 or 3 years. In fact, I am not sure he was wearing them when he went to community college. He probably truly should have them, but has thought they made his genes look weak or some stupid reason.

If he was in school that would have made learning in a classroom all the more difficult if your vision is subpar.

His insurance is through medicaid because he is dumb and autistic and gets free insurance through the gubmint. I have hard time believing that nowhere can get him in till July.

It's all smoke and mirrors. I guess he thinks that people will be impressed that he says he plans to work. We all know how insincere this working idea is.
I didn't get my first pair of glasses until I was around 24-25, but I needed them for a long time before then. Somehow I was still able to work, a lot, during that time. Maybe I'm just super human, or have super long telomeres...

I mean...it can't be that Lucas is just a lazy piece of shit who will keep finding excuses to not be worthwhile or functional, right?
 
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Let's just go down the list shall we?

1. Women - do I even need to elaborate here? Lucas has a well-established almost oedipal hatred / desire of women, giving them zero agency, thinking that women rejecting him is just based on their brainless reliance on the opinions of boys, while simultaneously wanting a woman to work like a slave and mother him while he stays at home and binges.

2. Minorities - if we didn't have enough evidence of Lucas using the n-word, and his various excuses justifying it, we would have the fact that he loves to call white men "wiggers", which is obviously a negative comparison to the aspects of their personality that he views as similar to African Americans.

3. The Poor - this one is very uniquely Lucas: Lucas has an uncanny ability to feel vastly superior to other homeless people, while being a part of their ranks. As soon as he gets a roof over his head, he considers himself wholly better than all the homeless people that just a day ago he was staying at homeless shelters with. Lucas has many times said that if he sees someone on the street asking for food, money, or even a cigarette, he won't give these to people, because that's "too needy". He wants to play God, and give favors to people that he deems worthy, and has said more than once that "maybe if <homeless> people are good, he'll bring them some Taco Bell".

4. Homophobic - another one that barely needs explanation. If it wasn't for the fact that we know Lucas spent his young adult life being virulently homophobic, screaming in protest if a man brushed up against him, and once getting ushered off of a bus, because he thought a man that had brushed his shoulder was trying to initiate some sort of gay romantic activity with him, (per @QueenBurritoSupreme ) we would have the fact that Lucas immediately goes to associations of homosexuality as his default insult towards men. He'll say he's not homophobic, and then tell someone that "they can head down to the gay bars" with a disgusted look on his face. If Lucas isn't homophobic, the word has no meaning.

5. Science - another easy one. Part of Lucas's ego is presenting himself as some sort of undiscovered scientific genius, who couches his stalking of young girls with the language of research and experimentation. Lucas will believe any pseudoscience or claim that supports the idea that women should be with him rather than other men. He's proven time and time again, that even hearing directly from the scientist whose work he's misquoting, telling him that he's misunderstood the research, he will insist that he's correct. Science is just a buttress for his lusts.

6. Traitor - this one is a little vague; do we mean a traitor to the country? Traitor to his family? A traitor to his supposed friends, like Isaac? Lucas will sell anyone out to his own advantage; he only has friends until they tell him something he doesn't like. Lucas would actively take up arms against the United States, if he thought that that road led to a harem of young girls, and unlimited Clinkerdagger.

As far as the title of the whole shirt, there's little doubt that Lucas would actually align himself with Republicans, if he didn't identify their ethos with all of the things that he's unable to do himself: be responsible, work like an adult, keep his lusts in check, and not expect money for freeloading. If Republicans delivered these things to lucas, he would be calling himself a tea party member the next day. Lucas is NOT an idealist, he just wants to identify himself with a group that allows him to gratify his urges.
 
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I was watching some of his older vids earlier and it's funny looking back because even then he was still fat as fuck, but compared to now he actually looked somewhat skinny by comparison. If he stays at Mallon much longer, stuffing his face five times a day on psych meds and laying around all day being a keyboard warrior on Facebook, he's gonna end up being fatter than that old pic of him with a guitar in his hand looking like a pile of fat like Jaba the Hutt.
 
I would say that the world can't afford cows like Lucas that want everything handed to them. So, should Lucas's rich parents hand over the money they made from Microsoft and Ocean Spray over to distribute to the poor? Build ragman housing at the Elk Kingdom? Oh, no, that is different Lucas would say as he waits for Grubhub to arrive with his 7/11 slurpee.

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I would say that the world can't afford cows like Lucas that want everything handed to them. So, should Lucas's rich parents hand over the money they made from Microsoft and Ocean Spray over to distribute to the poor? Build ragman housing at the Elk Kingdom? Oh, no, that is different Lucas would say as he waits for Grubhub to arrive with his 7/11 slurpee.

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Wow, what a nice guy.
I can't forget that time Lucas was livestreaming and he asked "Do you think I'm a good person?!" and banned everybody who didn't say Yes.
These political rants are the equivalent of the mating calls of a rutting elk, except Lucas is the elk with the wounded throat and lower brainpan for losing a fight with another buck, so he just shuffles around on 3 hooves warbling like a spastic.
I keep fighting the urge to address his crackpot theories, because with Lucas it's just distorted signaling unworthy of serious dissection.
 
Competition hurts the species? Fucking ridiculous. What is this fat faggot ever talking about? I can't bring myself to use the word injurious. I'd need to put a fedora on first.
Only a completely pathetic piece of absolute trash would say this. Only someone who is just completely fixated on the fear of being Lucas Werner would say this, because that is where such a statement comes from, a place of fear and self-loathing
 
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