Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

PsychoNerd054 said:
The man's now a known motherfucker,
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true but i think a good half of chris' whales enjoyed the anger they caused in 'us' just knowing chris had money to waste. it doesn't matter though. nobody will get as close as null did to making chris stay afloat.
sweetstone said:
At least know what the fuck you're replying to, faggot.
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i'm deeply sorry i'm not treating my own joke about the size of reddit's ban list with the true n honest seriousness it deserved.
sweetstone said:
That's a horrifying possibility I didn't think of.
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surprise! Not A. Yankee was me all along! lol
 
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Hepativore said:
somebody as high profile as Chris combined with the nature of his crime, an inmate might consider it their "duty" to beat the crap out of Chris.
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it's the norm, but in chris' case, over-complicated. he'd catch a beating just for being himself.
luckily for the inmates, chris' face blindness means they can take turns playing "kick the autistic".

lulz aside, i doubt he'd ever really be in general population unless it was a mental ward full of wranglers n shit. in prison/jail he's a massive liability.

:P imagine the relatives that sue the facility when chris dies from a beating though! lol

"her innocent child-like view was our family's guiding light! oh sweet chris! why were you taken?! 20 MILLION DOLLARS! ...2? ...$9,000!..."
 
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Kh0rg0sKhul said:
I get the feeling this is being done "for his own safety." This just begs the question of what happens when he gets out?
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I almost feel that the best case scenario would be for him to be sentenced to a lengthy prison sentence. That's not me a-logging, he hardly has any future outside of prison, and he might in fact be safer inside prison.

Or am I being stupid in believing that?
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
He's not going to prison. More than likely they're keeping him there until he's sentenced, and then they can say. "TIME SERVED".
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Still holding out for Cole Smithey to come pick up his crossdressing half-brother from prison and going on an exceedingly gay road trip.

Like Rainman, only far more autistic.
ToroidalBoat said:
And even if he isn't registered as a sex offender, his reputation is such that he already has been.
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Frankly, if he isn't ending up on a sex offender list now, he's going to end up on one some time in the future.
Cockadoodle85 said:
Maybe they will send him to O-Block with Section 8
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Maybe they'll send him to the time void.

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Aero the Alcoholic Bat said:
I almost feel that the best case scenario would be for him to be sentenced to a lengthy prison sentence. That's not me a-logging, he hardly has any future outside of prison, and he might in fact be safer inside prison.

Or am I being stupid in believing that?
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Hard to say honestly.

If he gets out he might be able to crash with one of his enablers, or maybe some of his local Pokémon friends. If I’m not mistaken Kengle offered him a place at his but I’m not sure how he would get there. Then there’s also the possibility of him staying jail until he can make it into a group home. Unless Barb said otherwise in the Last Will and Testament he will eventually inherit 14BLC. But I am of of the opinion she’s got some years left in her and I doubt Chris could keep up with the mortgage without some kind of extra help.

I’m not A-Logging here, I’ve been observing Chris for a very long time (almost half my life). I really do think a mental institution and then a group home with individual rooms would be the best place for him. This way he has some degree of normalcy and a home to live in without being exploited but he can freely post whatever he wants after his recovery. Hopefully he learns coping skills (yes I know :optimistic: ) but maybe it happens and he can avoid the worst of the Weens, Carpetbaggers, and Enablers. I really don’t have an answer for him, living without a car sucks and living without a support base double sucks. Chris will very likely end up with nowhere to go, not because of some minor mistake that had a butterfly effect, or something related to substance abuse, but because he willfully did something that society really shuns and he’s unrepentant about it.

There is the possibility his local Church has a Christian Community Social Services Center and they offer him some help. For a while I worked as a Security Guard at one of these Churches and they would let some of the homeless sleep in the chapel at night on the condition they brought no drugs, alcohol, or tobacco and stayed in there the entire night and left in the morning. Basically no sex, drugs, smoking or booze were the only rules. He’s alienated himself from his Church though and I don’t know if that’s going to be a real option for him.

But honestly I think this is a more realistic future for Chris.
 

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Alex Krycek said:
I’m not A-Logging here, I’ve been observing Chris for a very long time (almost half my life). I really do think a mental institution and then a group home with individual rooms would be the best place for him. This way he has some degree of normalcy and a home to live in without being exploited but he can freely post whatever he wants after his recovery.
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The best option for Chris is close supervision and group home. He's extremely self destructive, and I have a feeling he'll be good for a little bit but eventually he'll be 10x worse. He just doesnt care, and he's a narcissistic prick with little to no self awareness.


Alex Krycek said:
Hopefully he learns coping skills (yes I know :optimistic: ) but maybe it happens and he can avoid the worst of the Weens, Carpetbaggers, and Enablers. I really don’t have an answer for him, living without a car sucks and living without a support base double sucks. Chris will very likely end up with nowhere to go, not because of some minor mistake that had a butterfly effect, or something related to substance abuse, but because he willfully did something that society really shuns and he’s unrepentant about it.
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You can't teach an old hog new tricks. He's a lost cause.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
He can’t live near her unless he beats the incest charges. Considering he keeps freely admitting he did it I doubt that happens.
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I want to see him try and sneak back into 14 BC only to be foiled by an old timey Irish police officer named Liam O'Leary McShamus.
 
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FightenGnome said:
The vibe I got from it, if it was real, was that Barb was so disgusted by the idea that she may have said something along the lines of "I'd rather you have asked me than a prostitute!" as like a way to show how in her mind asking a prostitute for sex is even lower than asking your own mom. Perhaps she may have said something more benign like "I wish you came to me about your sexual frustrations rather than see a prostitute!" like she would be able to talk him out of going through with it.

Of course Chris Chan would interpret that as a proposition and misremember it years later.
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The whole thing is a hard "objection relevancy" he might be trying to create reasonable doubt to keep it at incest and not rape charges.
 
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