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Regarding the Khet's birthday slapfight, here's the gahd's ahnest truth of the matter of how it happened. For their first meal they wanted to go to some diner because it reminded Phil of a diner in CT that he often ate at together with his mom. However, because there were too many people at the place at that exact time Phil didn't wanna go there anymore and used muh coof as an excuse. To replace their robust diner meal they went to the BK where Phil was served the "inedible" chicken sandwich.
After that Phil fucked up AGAIN when he found out that the sushi chef at the Asian restaurant doesn't work Mondays (or whatever day her birthday was on) and instead he bought her a robust Doordashed meal.

So yeah, Phil fucked everthying up regarding her birthday and since the pigger is void of shame, socialization and self-awareness, he thought that his tweet and prestream would garner him sympathy rather than ridicule. I mean for fuck's sake, his tweet contained the following phrase verbatim: "failed to provide a meal for my wife on her birthday.
And CM Punk has his first wrasslin match in years on the same day...
 
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Are archives real if you can't see them?
You can post dumps anywhere you want, the archive itself is your private thing, or you can share access
discord servers never go away, ever, especially not if a certain someone gets discord accounts banned.
Yea good luck for the certain someone finding and reporting a server he doesn't know exists
What stops me from editing the tweet?
Retarded? Tweets can't be edited, and even if they could, the bot reposts the tweet immediately, in its raw format, can't be altered in any way.

Pls stop writing stupid replies tbh
 
I wanna say something about a thing I read like 100 pages back but had no chance to reply to because it was too far back in the thread, someone said that most people here on KF used to be fans of Phil who woke up to his bullshit, this is obviously not true but I know some detractors are disgruntled fans and I want to say this about them: If at any point you were an unironic fan of Phil you should commit rope neck, this is not a case of Phil being a hilarious and an amazing person in the past until something changed, Phil has always been a retarded toxic narcissist with autism and an awful sense of humor and his content is the one of the worst I have seen on the internet, if at any point you enjoyed that unironically it means you are dented like his current wheelchairs.

Besides one thing I have noticed about his ex fans turned detractors is that due to their condition of being dented in the head they only come to terms with what Phil is when they are personally slighted, even it that slight comes from something stupid, for example one of his ex mods made a video about how he stopped being a fan when Phil made fun of amiibos, this dude was a mod, met him in person and was a fan of his but when Phil said that a plastic toy was stupid he "realized" Phil is an asshole, all of the things he does in every stream are ok, but if you make fun of my nintendo funko pops you crossed the line!! Another example is DPS archives on twitter who tweeted at Phil thousands of times as a fan but became a hardcore detractor that does 10 tweets per day about Phil when Leanna acted like a cunt in the Kingdom Hearths playthrough. I'm sure that the disgruntled ex fans that became detractors are wheelchairs that only hate Phil because of some ridiculous reason or because they got a LIMB.

I found out about Phil because of the Mister Metokur streams where Phil was playing battlefront and couldn't believe he was real , a normal person could never be a fan of Phil, no matter how far back you go (for me it would be like people saying they were huge fans of MovieBob, Jack Scalfani or another terrible content creator), I know I'm gonna get mean stickers from ex fans but whatever, I'm still right.
 
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This comment is odd even for him, who does he think he's talking with?

You'd need to have a weird emotional attachment to get bothered by random people on the Internet disliking a video you supposedly like.
It doesn't even achieve the objective if you already know trolls are going to bombard the content anyways, like covering your eyes with your hands in the middle of a train wreck.
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(Trivia note: Archive.ph doesn't seem to be able to catch highlighted replies, but will do for highlighted comments (top level), I might be wrong. Highlighted replies' URL is just an extension on the parent Id so it doesn't matter much.)
 
You didn't answer why you got banned from TKOH.
I have no interest in this conversation, but since you're mentioning yet again I have not been banned on that forum ever, you must be thinking of someone else.

If you're talking about MM's account, it's not banned but "deleted" / anonymized, which I believe can only be done by an administrator on any standard Invision forum.
You can tell because the profile is not available and name was erased, however posts remain therefore it's an anonymize-deletion, don't ask me about this anymore.
 
Discovered Phil's top-haters website from back in the day and came across this little gem, I find it extremely funny and ironic that Phil has ended up with Khet as a wife and she perfectly fits what Dave himself describes as a woman he would PUT IT IN HER POOPSHOOT.

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I have no interest in this conversation, but since you're mentioning yet again I have not been banned on that forum ever, you must be thinking of someone else.

If you're talking about MM's account, it's not banned but "deleted" / anonymized, which I believe can only be done by an administrator on any standard Invision forum.
You can tell because the profile is not available and name was erased, however posts remain therefore it's an anonymize-deletion, don't ask me about this anymore.

Wait, I thought you stopped denying you were Moria? You made this post recently acknowledging something posed to Moria and talking in first person, as Moria. I got pretty damn day drunk today though so maybe I'm misreading

You're talking about my thread that I made for fun recently.
Let me explain it to you because I get the feeling that most people here will believe your words without even bothering to check.

The creator of the quiz (not me) claims that the question they made is related to logic / programming, I gave my answer to it and asked Kiwis if they thought there could be another solution, since I believe the creator was expecting another answer.

This is from an old company's webpage where they claim that if you answered "correctly" they'd most likely hire you, and because of simple curiosity, I made that thread.
You're assuming and attributing made up stuff to me, not surprised at this point.
 
I have no interest in this conversation, but since you're mentioning yet again I have not been banned on that forum ever, you must be thinking of someone else.

If you're talking about MM's account, it's not banned but "deleted" / anonymized, which I believe can only be done by an administrator on any standard Invision forum.
You can tell because the profile is not available and name was erased, however posts remain therefore it's an anonymize-deletion, don't ask me about this anymore.
Sorry, didn't know you were still pretending. 😉 I was sure you ACKnowledged it already.
 
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Wow, I've noticed the "publicity strategy" (now more than ever) on popular videos of posting your same comment several times...

(By the way, this is just one of the many examples, I don't have anything against this user)
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Not that there's anything "wrong" with it, but when you see it in an organized manner is very obnoxious.

Try to search for the same sentence in a video too, you get a lot of copycats, but usually those are just Like-farmers (and sometimes bots) on stupid videos, rather than political....
 
I love Philburt so much.

The sooner this pig dies of cardiac arrest, the sooner I can get to my growing pile of backlogged games/chicky chang cartoons.
Don't lie to yourself you homosexual, if Phillip died you'd sit for a little bit, realize you don't give a shit about your garbage videogames or anime trash (if you did you'd actually be playing/watching them. How retarded does someone have to be to have a "backlog" of games? I've never heard of something so objectively fucking stupid), and wish Phil was back.

pfft, some quirky guy on the internet is why you can't enjoy your consoomerism. Yeah, ok.

What a surprise, a hater who dislikes Phil because they don't want to confront the fact that they're exactly the same as he is, a directionless emotionally empty consoomerist sheeple, but worse, less popular, and less charming, and who makes excuses as to how other people are responsible for their problems.
 
I love Philburt so much.


Don't lie to yourself you homosexual, if Phillip died you'd sit for a little bit, realize you don't give a shit about your garbage videogames or anime trash (if you did you'd actually be playing/watching them. How retarded does someone have to be to have a "backlog" of games? I've never heard of something so objectively fucking stupid), and wish Phil was back.

pfft, some quirky guy on the internet is why you can't enjoy your consoomerism. Yeah, ok.

What a surprise, a hater who dislikes Phil because they don't want to confront the fact that they're exactly the same as he is, a directionless emotionally empty consoomerist sheeple, but worse, less popular, and less charming, and who makes excuses as to how other people are responsible for their problems.
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Wow dude why're you so mad? Sheesh! Relax
 
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I love Philburt so much.


Don't lie to yourself you homosexual, if Phillip died you'd sit for a little bit, realize you don't give a shit about your garbage videogames or anime trash (if you did you'd actually be playing/watching them. How retarded does someone have to be to have a "backlog" of games? I've never heard of something so objectively fucking stupid), and wish Phil was back.

pfft, some quirky guy on the internet is why you can't enjoy your consoomerism. Yeah, ok.

What a surprise, a hater who dislikes Phil because they don't want to confront the fact that they're exactly the same as he is, a directionless emotionally empty consoomerist sheeple, but worse, less popular, and less charming, and who makes excuses as to how other people are responsible for their problems.
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You're a really bad troll btw. At least private your post history or something.
 
I love Philburt so much.


Don't lie to yourself you homosexual, if Phillip died you'd sit for a little bit, realize you don't give a shit about your garbage videogames or anime trash (if you did you'd actually be playing/watching them. How retarded does someone have to be to have a "backlog" of games? I've never heard of something so objectively fucking stupid), and wish Phil was back.

pfft, some quirky guy on the internet is why you can't enjoy your consoomerism. Yeah, ok.

What a surprise, a hater who dislikes Phil because they don't want to confront the fact that they're exactly the same as he is, a directionless emotionally empty consoomerist sheeple, but worse, less popular, and less charming, and who makes excuses as to how other people are responsible for their problems.
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I love Philburt so much.


Don't lie to yourself you homosexual, if Phillip died you'd sit for a little bit, realize you don't give a shit about your garbage videogames or anime trash (if you did you'd actually be playing/watching them. How retarded does someone have to be to have a "backlog" of games? I've never heard of something so objectively fucking stupid), and wish Phil was back.

pfft, some quirky guy on the internet is why you can't enjoy your consoomerism. Yeah, ok.

What a surprise, a hater who dislikes Phil because they don't want to confront the fact that they're exactly the same as he is, a directionless emotionally empty consoomerist sheeple, but worse, less popular, and less charming, and who makes excuses as to how other people are responsible for their problems.
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Let the man enjoy some of that autism, he's doing it for a good cause.
 
What a surprise, a hater who dislikes Phil because they don't want to confront the fact that they're exactly the same as he is, a directionless emotionally empty consoomerist sheeple, but worse, less popular, and less charming, and who makes excuses as to how other people are responsible for their problems.
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Sadly most people making it.

It's called "lifestyle creep." When people get a raise at work, they don't put the extra money into savings. They get a more expensive car the next go around for example. Or just a more expensive apartment. Or just start spending more money that they didn't have before.

I know people making $150K waiting for their check every week or every other week and are broke between Monday and Thursday.
Like I've pointed out with Phil, a major problem these days is that people work because they're supposed to work and they need to show up consistently or they won't get promoted/will lose their job, but then they wind up with money they can't spend on anything worthwhile because they're too cooked from the stress and time investment of working to direct it towards anything constructive.

Consoomerism is how people like Phil justify adhering to the status quo and maintaining the perception that money is the highest virtue. If they don't blindly spend all their money and instead have a bunch saved up while paychecks keep coming in and they remain as burnt out, miserable, and hopeless as ever, then they'll be forced to confront a lot of painful questions about themselves and the world. They need to tell themselves if only they had more money then they'd be happy; they couldn't emotionally survive otherwise.

Hell, I plan on getting a motorcycle after saving enough from my new job but that's after having a cushion for it.
My god, could Philburt's haters be bigger lolcows?
 
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