The Pig is endearing himself to me, I must admit. His paypigs behave like subhuman cashslaves so why not treat them accordingly?
but 500 subs is $1500/ month, thats basically what he would earn if he was lucky enough and find a fulltime job after 12 years of unemployment.
his youtube income is down but his tips income has to be way up since he moved to youtube. he even increased the tips goal 50% when he moved because at first he didnt have all the other methods of milking paypigs on yt.
Not yet.
Even THAT's asking too much for Phil. Just blindly GIVE him your SSI check and trust him! Oh, where did that tips money go? Bills, genius! Back taxes! No, you can't get receipts, idiot! Just continue giving him money and MAYBE he'll get it. However, he has mature adult responsibilities that come first.
Sadly most people making it.
Holy shit. Even as a fairly long-term follower this shook me.
Holy fuck, that's depressing. I mean im fairly well off and stable. But I was always taught to live within your means. Like it's okay to reward yourself if you've worked hard especially if you're doing overtime that's fine.
He earns roughly 10k a month while spending maybe 5k max on mortgage, HOA and backtaxes. The "problem" is that is his entire youtube paycheck, so when he reaches his day off and he wants to doordash three times, buy groceries for 400 dollars but also pull jpegs aand doordash daily he has to use the tips he's gotten since the last day off and I gotta say, Hogan isn't cheap.
Yeah the bank complaint is bullshit because that's one of his guilt trips. Think "can't edit youtube streams because they take FOREVER" (see the daily wrap where it finished editing a stream while he was filming it) or MASSIVE BILLS. Negative balance happens when Paypal tries to cover for a payment it did for you with the payment method you linked, but it can't because it bounced for whatever reason. Paypal used to also charge a chargeback fee because they negotiated for you even if they failed (I think they got rid of that nowadays). So the point is that he was in the red because he's a broke bitch that spent all his money on WWE CHAMPIONS TIIIIIME.Another thing... Bullshit that he has to wait until Wednesday or Thursday because he already complained about this before and got his money that Monday. Pay for fucking what? He just had his off day, he has several streams to do. Oh wait... pay for Paypal's fast transfer to his bank account like he does everyday and could cost him up to $15 dollars. That leaves him with only $50 for gatcha and booze because who knows how the night stream is gonna go.
He already proved that he fast transfers money all the time when he posted on Twitter how he was negative during Christmas time somehow:
I use Paypal alot. The only way you go negative that I've seen is refunds because PayPal doesn't allow over drafting.
BTW, Paypal has a debit card you can get so you don't have to transfer. You just use their card, but 13 years in the business Phil hasn't done that. Especially since he claims to use tips for bills.
this was wild. I thought the salt mines ran dry and homeboy was going to be on cloud nine and he drops in with a bratty kid on Christmas attitude. I laughed. How backed into a corner is this guy that he acts this way? I laugh that people even tipped him today. But, his fans owe him inflated member numbers and tips. Anything less and its unconscionable
He has a TV Tropes page but it's essentially edit locked since you can't talk about the guy without it being considered a personal attack on his character.
Phil has always lived beyond his means and a lot of other people spend money they would otherwise save after a windfall for some temporary happiness. Hell, I plan on getting a motorcycle after saving enough from my new job but that's after having a cushion for it.
Remember the time he tried to explain what produce was?
nah, they just need to collectively work harder to maintain the illusion of growth, fucking dents putting all their cards into gifted subs when it needs to be more spread out.
Does the CoL index account for chronic alcoholism, gambling addiction and 50 DoorDash meals a week though?
Might as well throw the back taxes in for good measure.
He's convinced himself that he can con more money out of the dents
"I am incredibly grateful......" Uh, no......no you are not.
And this is the reason he had to get as far away from Connecticut as possible. Someone would have pummeled him as he cried by now.
As has been said many times, his biggest fear is someone who knows he's lying.
