🐱 Everyone Is Horny For ‘She-Hulk: Attorney At Law’

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The first trailer for Disney + television series She Hulk: Attorney At Law has dropped just in time to help you smash through hump day.

Tatiana Maslany will play Bruce Banner’s cousin as the titular She-Hulk in a new television series arriving August 17.

Maslany plays Jennifer Walters, who is endowed with her uncle’s signature big green smashy energy after a life-saving blood infusion. Hilarity will ensue as Maslany is forced to simultaneously navigate her dating life and day job as a federal prosecutor in her new Hulk form.

Jessica Gao has signed as principal writer and director of She-Hulk, and honestly what would we expect from the writer whose prior credits include that cursed Rick and Morty episode ‘Pickle Rick’.

While the show is currently being described as a “legal comedy” by Marvel president Kevin Feige, the majority of reactions on the internet right now sure as hell aren’t over the legislative framework of the Marvel legal universe.

Yes unsurprisingly, people are already getting the horn for She-Hulk. Specifically, one particular moment in the trailer has captured the hearts and minds of the internet where Maslany carries a potential suitor off to the bedroom.

IT SHOULD OF BEEN MEEE#SheHulk pic.twitter.com/yhsrIt9AW1
— Cris Parker (@3CFilmss) May 17, 2022
My TL right now after this #SheHulk trailer: pic.twitter.com/hUMQqzc2ne
— TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard (@UpToTASK) May 17, 2022
There’s also a small amount of criticism regarding how She-Hulk is depicted in the trailer, with users complaining that She-Hulk isn’t thicc enough compared to her male counterpart.

A cursory look into the dank tomes of Marvel Universe lore suggests that this is a feature, not a bug, as Walter’s transformation process differs from that of Bruce Banner.

she hulk reading the negative comments. pic.twitter.com/hFYoSoNFfa
— aniya. (@eIixirgenius) May 17, 2022
Despite how Freudian all this lust is, with the outcome of the federal election haunting my weak frame, I would really like to be carried to the safety of my own bed by a gigantic woman right now.

Me logging on to Twitter after hearing the She Hulk trailer just dropped pic.twitter.com/VB5dN20Yso
— Zachary Burrell (@ZachBurrell10) May 17, 2022
Check out the official trailer for She-Hulk: Attorney At Law

 
I just can't get over the laziness and how it often is put in places where it's painfully obvious because it was just EASIER to render an overhead shot than spend an afternoon putting up a scaffold.
Hey, casting couch sessions don't pay for themselves. Gotta pinch those pennies somehow.
 
I will never get the whole muscular women fetish thing going around. I feel like this cashing in on Coomer culture.
Its kind of exciting to stick your dick in something stronger than you for once. Just getting a woman with big muscles to actually bend over for you is like the next step in dominance.
Edit: just imagine how exhilarating this dog felt when this tigress took it from him. She could kill him in one swipe and she's just taking it.
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That's part of the thrill, homie.
Plus which the line dividing a muscular chick with a big clit from a guy with a small dick is way too thin for me.

Anyway, how does the average guy satisfy a seven foot tall, heavyset woman in bed? You’d wanna have big fists and a lot of upper body aerobic fitness.
 
Plus which the line dividing a muscular chick with a big clit from a guy with a small dick is way too thin for me.

Anyway, how does the average guy satisfy a seven foot tall, heavyset woman in bed? You’d wanna have big fists and a lot of upper body aerobic fitness.
I could be 4 foot or 6 foot. Either way, my dick is still 8 inches.
 
She-Hulk is a pretty funny comic when done properly. But that requires a lot of 4th-wall-leaning, self-aware humor.

There were quite a few entertaining issues of courtroom shennanigans with her and Matt Murdock (Daredevil) having to get superheroes out of legal hot water.

Which is EXACTLY why I'm pretty sure they're gonna botch this show in every way, then just shrug and use her to be a female that replaces Hulk in whatever their 'Phase 4' garbage cooks up next.

Also, it's sad that Gamorra from the Guardians of the Galaxy movies legit did 'Muscular green woman" better than they're doing with She-Hulk.
 
Its kind of exciting to stick your dick in something stronger than you for once. Just getting a woman with big muscles to actually bend over for you is like the next step in dominance.
Edit: just imagine how exhilarating this dog felt when this tigress took it from him. She could kill him in one swipe and she's just taking it.
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Yeah, but that's not why these assholes who can't keep their fetishes to themselves are horny about it. They don't do it for the danger, they want to be mommied and dommed themselves. Luckily, muscle chicks aren't really attracted to that so they'll never achieve their dreams.
 
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They don't do it for the danger, they want to be mommied and dommed themselves.
I'm 99% sure that the only women who would even be okay with that arrangement are also the kind of woman that's very capable of shitting in your bed.

It's staggering how clear this is. I haven't seen, talked to, or been involved with any woman initially genuinely interested in the concept when they're not doing bawdy scenario voices for young men afflicted with Lonely-Ass Nigga Syndrome, and when they try on their own-- regardless of their level of interest-- you can just tell that they have no idea what they're doing or what they're feeling. It's as though they're fumbling around in shoes five times the size of their feet because they have to.

The femdom that most men are comfortable with is conceived and/or substantially influenced by other men-- of this, I'm all but certain. For women, the concept is as foreign as an extraterrestrial. You're extremely unlikely to meet a woman who will both compensate for your lack of prowess or aggression and will heartily say "it's actually so much better when we do it like this".

I can only conjecture that the kind of women who wouldn't recoil at the idea (and wouldn't also shit in your bed unannounced) are at least fujoshi-adjacent.
 
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