DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Sure I agree with that too but what I'm talking about is the pearlclutchers who try to shoot down anything remotely related to fucking with phil in real life. You could say something as innocuous as "it would be funny if someone sent phil a box of shit" and you would have a bunch of people here crying about how poor phil doesn't deserve that.

Like at least let some of this stuff actually happen before just declaring it wouldn't be funny so no one should even try. Nothing would ever happen, such as the bank leaks for example, if everyone just listened to the people who always say not to fuck with phil in anyway.
I won't try and grand stand too much since I do have a vision of a great comeuppance one day for the Piggy, he's a toxic piece of shit and the salt would be glorious, but It just goes against the nature of the forum, (or at least the rules that you should be following when participating here).

The line can sometimes blur when people discuss screwing/not screwing with him depending on the context, but gay ops are frowned upon here, not necessarily because it's seen as a very heinous thing to do, Phil will play the victim card every time with or without the trolling since that's what he always does when he gets into a sticky situation, but because if the plan backfires, the trolls get caught red handed, so not only will you get ridiculed by Phil and his league of dents but also from us here as well, who will see it unfold.

Of course, if you're going to have people run their little gay ops, no one is stopping you, just don't plan them out where they can be archived/recorded for people to see later on, so we would have no idea who the suspect could be and the culprit would remain essentially an anonymous force of autistic trolling, be careful who you tell your plans to as well, because once you tell someone or reveal someone your plans (that could include posting them here as well since Phil is definetly lurking these threads still, HEY PHIL!) you can't take that information back from anyone.
 
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Not to take the middle view, but I think a lot of the suggestions that Phil has stolen from here weren't posted because we were trying to help him, but because we were trying to insult him.

"Phil's so fucking stupid, why doesn't he just do X and the dents will throw money at him."
"Phil hates playing games, he could just react to X and not bore us to death with shitty gameplay."

But to me, it's hard to argue that Phil's victimhood, real or imagined, is a big part of what makes his 100 fans support him and what gets "detractors" MATI. DSP having a $100 to $200 stream is basic. DSP making hundreds of dollars and then immediately claiming he's about to starve without tips is what makes him a detestable human being and keep this thread going. But then the detractors knowing what sets him off also gives him something to claim victimhood over, and there's nothing he loves more than that.
 
"Thank you for living up to what I thought was gonna happen"

Narcissist Phil shooting conman Phil in the foot.

Yeah that kinda urked me. Its one guy Phil, And its because you now do drama content to support the members goal after shitting on the people who make and watch this content earlier this year. We all fucking knew because everyone knows the guy behind it is an attention whore...

Lmaoo then gets upset when people starts laughing at his obvious bullshit

"its not funny! You're an asshole!! Its not funny that I have to live off tips! I cant spend a day with my (family) and buy things!"

No it is fucking funny Phil because its complete bullshit. Your wife doesn't work nor care about spending time with you because if she did she would of at least popped her head in at least on in the 4 years. You got your gifted subs but again its never good enough because instant money is deemed most important.

Now he has to wait a full day through Sunday to get his bottom line so he wants fans to make up for that.

Oh and Youtube still sucks to him because they keep taking a percentage of his money because he uses their platform and thinks all of it belongs to him. Its never enough.

and to top it off, he contradicts himself within minutes.



"Can you be that much of a dick to someone on the internet you don't even know" Starts calling people immature kids over LMAO.

This dude is.... just wow.

I swear guys he loves and cares about his job.



Look past the jammy jam shorts and look at the passion of him waking up and rolling out of bed at damn near noon. Thats dedication.
 
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Yeah that kinda urked me. Its one guy Phil, And its because you now do drama content to support the members goal after shitting on the people who make and watch this content earlier this year. We all fucking knew because everyone knows the guy behind it is an attention whore...

Lmaoo then gets upset when people starts laughing at his obvious bullshit

"its not funny! You're an asshole!! Its not funny that I have to live off tips! I cant spend a day with my (family) and buy things!"

No it is fucking funny Phil because its complete bullshit. Your wife doesn't work nor care about spending time with you because if she did she would of at least popped her head in at least on in the 4 years. You got your gifted subs but again its never good enough because instant money is deemed most important.

Now he has to wait a full day through Sunday to get his bottom line so he wants fans to make up for that.

Oh and Youtube still sucks to him because they keep taking a percentage of his money because he uses their platform and thinks all of it belongs to him. Its never enough.

and to top it off, he contradicts himself within minutes.

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"Can you be that much of a dick to someone on the internet you don't even know" Starts calling people immature kids over LMAO.

This dude is.... just wow.
His behavior is so juvenile. Another wants his cake and eat it too situation.

He's still getting that money, but it's like he's going to miss rent and needs to borrow money to pay it in time, but he's not going to pay you back. The two scenarios go either he gets it in time or he doesn't, but he still has your pocket change on top of the payment anyway with no real consequence. Nothing changes here.

This is such delinquent behavior that he really thinks he's slick. Guessing this worked on Momma growing up needing money to go out to the movies and he goes and spends it on being a walking ATM for all the homies. What a spoiled, entitled manchild.
 
I swear guys he loves and cares about his job.

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Look past the jammy jam shorts and look at the passion of him waking up and rolling out of bed at damn near noon. Thats dedication.

That's just the nature of his JOB because he absolutely HAS to stream at noon. He streams and makes videos MULTIPLE times a day, sometimes with ONE or ZERO days off a week. Not to mention he spends SOOO much time providing pivotal gaming new during this same time-frame.

If you're really giving him shit for trying to be comfortable in his own home, I have two words for you: fuck you. Seriously, FUCK YOU man.
 
Not to take the middle view, but I think a lot of the suggestions that Phil has stolen from here weren't posted because we were trying to help him, but because we were trying to insult him.

"Phil's so fucking stupid, why doesn't he just do X and the dents will throw money at him."
"Phil hates playing games, he could just react to X and not bore us to death with shitty gameplay."
Why are you saying this like it's kinda sad? We're not here to help him. If he's actually taking advice from here (not a great plan to begin with) and then doing it half assed, hurting his image in the process, then that's a good thing.
But to me, it's hard to argue that Phil's victimhood, real or imagined, is a big part of what makes his 100 fans support him and what gets "detractors" MATI. DSP having a $100 to $200 stream is basic. DSP making hundreds of dollars and then immediately claiming he's about to starve without tips is what makes him a detestable human being and keep this thread going. But then the detractors knowing what sets him off also gives him something to claim victimhood over, and there's nothing he loves more than that.
If DSP turned into the nicest guy tomorrow and geniunely started respecting his whales and doing stuff right. Well, I wouldn't trust him, but I would probably leave him alone until I catch wind of him going back to being an asshole greed monster.
 
“Just don’t venture anywhere else on YouTube and get info, just stay on my safe space for meee reeee!”

Nazi fascist Phil trying to control the narrative and speech again. Also love the part where he says he Doesn’t venture to other places to seek out about any of his memes and or shit talking.

Bro we know you come here all the time and read your Twitter khanstantly.

Anything to keep the piglets brains washed and ready.

“Who cares if views are low?”

Translation :As long as you three or four piglets keep tossing me my daily slop I don’t care how many people I have to deal with.
 
This getting out of the chair and continuing to stream as if he hadn't, muffled voice and all, while not new, is becoming increasingly more funny to me. He's done it twice in the last couple days. It's nothing but it's so gaudy. He just gets up and continues talking and trails of assuming everyone can still hear him. Not as good as back turned to the camera fucking with the skyrim statue but it's only gotten more prevalent since than. What a weird guy. It's not even that big of a deal but it's so strange when Phil does it. At first it was understandable but now it's starting to be come some sort of weird reactionary tick akin to the nail biting. Regardless though without fail it fucking cracks me up when this retard after fucking 10 years of this shit dosent understand how microphones work. Its so impressive he's still able to do this. He's terrible at it. I kinda hope he exists forever cause nothing makes me more giddy than when fucking dementia Jackson's himself off the screen for a second like he's joe fucking Biden just trailing off and walking around in the background. I wonder how hard the irs fucked him this year. I imagine it's bad. Lately there's been alot of really weird nunances in his behavior and movements so on edge for a guy who just got a 500$+ and plus monthly raise for the time being. Even low tips aren't causing what's causing him to be so back and forth and all over the place. He's spastic about something but not in an exciting way. I wonder what's really going on behind the scenes. Dosent seem like it's a money thing or maybe his life really does boil down to fucking gatcha games, what the fuck else could it be with this guy?
 
@strandedcastaway Care to explain what :politisperg::politisperg::politisperg: this was for a reaction?

I highly guess you're Autistic to realise what's going on or as spectacularly boneheadedly ignorant as Phillip is...

Like many Kiwis have said, prices are going up, this isn't just a Political Spergout post but worldwide and Phil will soon see his own wheelchairs squeezed for the muhnies d00d

Edit: those who call me MATI are simpletons d00ds, I'm gonna laugh spectacularly when the Dents hold out on him from the difference between food and a man child again and again and watch him shift his sedentary weight across like it means... Something...

This is a man who will never be happy even with those who will struggle with their own bills, the petulant entitlement outweighs anything regular people will go through daily
You're behaving like a nigger
 
so the tism has taken me and I can't shake that he responded to the johna nd howard video and made a big deal about it.

Yet the only thing I could find with pig pig go before I was like "there's not enough tism for this shit" was the seven years of slander debunking and 2020 ask the king where it's very obvious what he was going on about was a direct response to the John and Howard video, you're have to have have DSP like abililty to not get context clues not to see it. there's more than those two video but those are the ones he really started going with it.

I SWEAR there was one where he started to choke up.

So is this a product of gin fueled dementia and he really does not remember going off on what they said numerous times since they made that video or is he trying really really hard to find a bees nest to poke in the death flails of desperation for some more validation that he got when Keem and PDP "punched down"?
 
I'm gonna laugh spectacularly when the Dents hold out on him

They’ve already proven they will go destitute for their lard and master. There will be no holding out, only more bankruptcy filing and more credit cards stolen.

The Khantent cannot be stopped. He must produce roach milk til he dies in that chair. It is destined.
 
so the tism has taken me and I can't shake that he responded to the johna nd howard video and made a big deal about it.
he responded on twitter.

these includes the interactions of Howard telling him to just pick up the phone or some shit and Phil responding with "you have no idea how much this hurts me, man."

phil also announced on twitter he would be making a response video but never actually went through with it.
 
so the tism has taken me and I can't shake that he responded to the johna nd howard video and made a big deal about it.

Yet the only thing I could find with pig pig go before I was like "there's not enough tism for this shit" was the seven years of slander debunking and 2020 ask the king where it's very obvious what he was going on about was a direct response to the John and Howard video, you're have to have have DSP like abililty to not get context clues not to see it. there's more than those two video but those are the ones he really started going with it.

I SWEAR there was one where he started to choke up.

So is this a product of gin fueled dementia and he really does not remember going off on what they said numerous times since they made that video or is he trying really really hard to find a bees nest to poke in the death flails of desperation for some more validation that he got when Keem and PDP "punched down"?
This?
 
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