DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Nurse Ratchet]

Thats a troll, not him.

DSP is too much of a pussy to make an account like this.

Lol, you know better.

Load the simpering little faggot up with some gin muscles, arm him with an internet connection, a pane of glass to cower behind, a Blawk Button, & some kind of an affront to his delicate sensibilities & WHO'S THE PUSSY NOW?!

$1.30s to donuts he was up all night blocking every single account that has posted in that thread, lol.

And the only thing that should surprise you about that account is that he actually has an account that's slightly varied from the handle he uses on everything... like twatter... & Discord.. & the sweaty man jpig game.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil only gets a lot views (over 5k is a good threshold imho) when it's drama or him failing hard at gaming. Otherwise his channel is basically dead kept alive by a handful of whales. This is an overview of his latest batch of kahntent shitout

there is one video that sticks out like a sore thumb while the rest hovers way below the 1k view mark or slightly above it. His streams might be a different story but he privates those so he can double dip with ad and super thanks (though does he got a lot of those right now? It doesn't seem that way) And his react videos might stick out too but i wonder how long this can get on

 

[Hogan of the South]

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i wonder how long this can get on

It will go on as long as those bloated whales keep answering that sad sirens Twitter call

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

sry but what am i seeing here?

edit: Rate me dumb but I still dont see evidence is him, anybody can write those.

He literally put reddit in the title of the video I linked. It's him alright. He even strawmans exactly like Phil does. Of course the pig would deny he engaged with detractors, especially to his dents, but what's the alternative? He just so happens to see the attention he got on reddit and that ancient account just so happens to pop up at the same time?

Grown ass man sounds like he's about to cry at the last 10 seconds of that Daily Salt. Jesus, you're already 40!

He really does. Oh my God! That is GREAT! His facade literally breaks for a few seconds. You can hear it in his voice and see it on his face that he is trying so hard to hold back.

 

[capefear56]

Oh yeah Phil you most certainly got some engagement alright! But maybe not the sort of reception you were expecting, apart from maybe one or two people, the sentiment in that post was clearly not in your favour Phil, so keep coping and seething buddy, let out some of that tension out once you sip on some gin later!

Such a hypocritical faggot, though you never gave a damn what those reddit cucks say hey?

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Edit: views, views, views, views, I don't wanna be mr. views!

Rent fucking free.

Also how does this help him? He's trying to run a cult here, right? How is exposing his paypigs to how normal people react when they see him begging in any way productive?

Guys, look at the thousands of people on Reddit laughing at you for giving me (reeee) money!

 

[Iron Hamster]

This isn't the actual DSP right? I refuse to believe he would actually say this himself.

It's hilarious and proves everyone's point about being exposed.

"Whats for breakfast tomorrow? The tears of the people of reddit. Very salty and delicious."

He knows about it Rent free

Of course, another thing he doesn't understand how it works.

"They gave me all these views for free and a lot of these idiots probably don't have adblock on because they're so stupid! They're trying to comment on my video THEY CAN'T they're trying to comment on my Twitter THEY CAN'T fucking idiots!"

You really are seething about adblock Phail. And I thought you were bragging the other day how your comments are open and helping your archive channel.

Piggy is triggered people shit-talking him on the internet. Goddamn Dave you're 40 years old.

This is why he will never go into political podcasting. He would get shredded daily by the pirahnas in that circle

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Those 25 likes opposed to the number of views tells the whole story even without people being able to see the 825 dislikes.

I know logic with Phil is pointless but -

If he needs money for his day off on Tuesday and he doesn't know if the Youtube money will come on Monday, why doesn't he beg for tips on Monday once he knows if he got the money or not? I know why (he is a scammer and a filthy beggar) but I don't know why he is trying to use this as an excuse so early.

We know that Phil needs tips daily because he can't save, he knows he needs tips daily because he can't save. But Phil wants us to believe he needs tips now so he can keep the money saved for Tuesday, but if he has the ability to do that then he wouldn't need daily tips and he would have money in his bank already for Tuesday.

He's going to pretend he didn't get it and berate for more anyway.

Here is an idea how to fuck with Phil's channel: one simply downloads the video then shares it. Then after seeing it without giving Phil a view you go to the real video and dislike it without watching a second. This fucks with the metric. The more people just click without watching the more the algorithm thinks that this video / channel sucks. Case in point: I haven't got a single recommendation for one of his stupid shitcasts. Yes I know it counts as 'engagement' but at the same time his view duration shrinks. And from what I understand is that this particular metric is the factor if your video gets put higher or lower. If a ton of people simply view without viewing (watchtime 1 second) I assume the algorithm will consider this stuff as "hot garbage"

Also PHil: you are not on a view based contracxt unless you are lying to your audience again. Dumb fuck

If it shows up in 'recommendations, you can also go to the 3 dots and click 'not interested'. Then it asks why and you can click "I don't like the video'.

$1.30s to donuts

I laughed

 

[NursezillaX]

Lmao at the fact that this idiot thinks that it somehow owns people to point out that a video on his near 200k subscriber channel normally gets 500 views

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

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Lmao at the fact that this idiot thinks that it somehow owns people to point out that a video on his near 200k subscriber channel normally gets 500 views

You know what I think this proves? Despite all his talk about being "pahsitive" and blocking out toxicity, despite the blocked comments and live messages, despite the hidden likes/dislikes (I can still see it using ad-on) at the end of the day, seeing people disliking his shit into oblivion, really hurts his feefees. Seeing him get negative attention and seeing people willing to give him the tiniest inkling of channel engagement just to let him know he sucks really stikes a nerve with him. It's a thing of beauty, really. He tried so hard to control his image and scam the world, but he could only ever fool some dents.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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Lmao at the fact that this idiot thinks that it somehow owns people to point out that a video on his near 200k subscriber channel normally gets 500 views

First mistake was making a second post on his genuine DSPgaming account that looks nothing like his humble bullshit, and being a passive aggressive cunt to Redditors. The typical generalizing he does to groups and of course, insults their intelligence.

Second mistake, acknowledging this on stream and saying he's totally not butthurt about it.

Last mistake was returning and making another post, and again, insulting peoples intelligence and still acting like he's not butthurt

Bro, again, I know it's Reddit, but you can't generalize a group of people like this and come out winning like your small cult channel that is used to shake down losers for pocket change. It's one thing to call KF a scary sight full of weirdos and idiot conspiracy theorists, but what are you going to say to people to get them from going to normie avenue like Reddit?

At first I was a little iffy on the LSF post but it turned out alright . Just for the future of anyone makin DSP posts to normies, do not do any lore dumps. Most of the time he's just THE GUY to them but you can't go blasting them with walls of lore about everything and expect them to not think somethings wrong with you.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

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Lmao at the fact that this idiot thinks that it somehow owns people to point out that a video on his near 200k subscriber channel normally gets 500 views

I think whats most funny is he talked some shit the night before around 12am then doubled back to see what was said the very next night at 1AM.



So example #1,592 of Phil absolutely pays attention to any and all negative shit about him.

He knows getting all those gifted memberships then still asking for tips was a scumbag move, even his chat was smart enough to realize it and he had to shut down any and all hints of "This is some bullshit" represented by mass "LMAO" in it.

Then top it off with the saddest rebuttal i've seen him type. "Pay bills and afford stuff?" He was doing that before for a year on Youtube... "Everyone is educated on memberships?" Not that hard to figure out.., you get the money a month after the membership. He just wants his money NOW NOW NOW. Thought that sad exclamation was gonna cut it and got upset about his post being deleted and used "I GOT THE ENGAGEMENT YOU DUMBFUCKS!!! I WIN"..... Uhhhh not that big of a win if you get seen by more people being a scumbag, dumbass.

Phil, Phil, Phil....

 

[Jasper2K]

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Lmao at the fact that this idiot thinks that it somehow owns people to point out that a video on his near 200k subscriber channel normally gets 500 views

The cope is so strong. Phil no one takes you seriously buddy your a tired joke of the internet.

 

[NursezillaX]

I know logic with Phil is pointless but -

If he needs money for his day off on Tuesday and he doesn't know if the Youtube money will come on Monday, why doesn't he beg for tips on Monday once he knows if he got the money or not? I know why (he is a scammer and a filthy beggar) but I don't know why he is trying to use this as an excuse so early.

We know that Phil needs tips daily because he can't save, he knows he needs tips daily because he can't save. But Phil wants us to believe he needs tips now so he can keep the money saved for Tuesday, but if he has the ability to do that then he wouldn't need daily tips and he would have money in his bank already for Tuesday.

As dumb as he can be and since putting any kind of thought into anything takes effort, this is something that he does very intentionally and purposefully. He started floating this nonsense on Thursday, which gives him 4 days / 8 streams to act 'nervous' about potentially getting paid as late as Thursday. Come Monday, even if he actually came clean and said that he got paid that day, as literally anybody with a job and a brain knows he will, there's a really good chance that a cuck or two will have given him enough money to soothe his very real concerns (he got $150+ on his early stream yesterday). If he did what you suggested (the right, not scummy thing to do) and waited until Monday, on the 0.0001% chance that he doesn't receive his YT payment, he'll only have that day's streams to beg.

He fall ass backwards into so many things that some people think he must put thought and effort into his scams, but he really doesn't. It's almost all just completely impulsive addict behavior. This is one of the few exceptions.

Plus this is one of Dave’s biggest fears, it’s no secret he actively hates being exposed to more people, he wants a tiny cult that he can control over a huge fanbase that will call him out on his lies and bullshit

The control part is the big thing and is why I'm really quite surprised he even ventured out to fire back. This is another one of the few things he puts actual effort into and probably his greatest expenditure of it. He has to have one of the most thoroughly curated online presences, designed to allow as little unrestricted engagement and feedback that he can't just remove as possible

Forums: moderated by the suck ass KG who doesn't allow even the mildest of criticisms or questions about his behavior

YouTube: all comments must be approved

Twitter: direct responses not allowed

Streams: the LIMB is practically a bodily function

Edit: the 24 hour subscriber wait rule to be allowed to chat (and, to avoid editing again, a lot more I'm just not thinking of right now)

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He’s gonna be talking about this for the rest of the year.
Just as a reminder for all the “You’re just giving him fuel to complain!” posts, he’ll hold a grudge against literally anything. Might as well have him seethe over his legacy as a grifter.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

Phil's loathes when his scams are on front street. His biggest enemy is getting out of obscurity and people outside DSPLand listens to him.

I guess when trolls call and see the bullshit, the mass of people outside DSPLand can see the bullshit, and even his own chat is "LMAO" about the bullshit... the only thing he can talk about is engagement.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I think whats most funny is he talked some shit the night before around 12am then doubled back to see what was said the very next night at 1AM.

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So example #1,592 of Phil absolutely pays attention to any and all negative shit about him.

He knows getting all those gifted memberships then still asking for tips was a scumbag move, even his chat was smart enough to realize it and he had to shut down any and all hints of "This is some bullshit" represented by mass "LMAO" in it.

Then top it off with the saddest rebuttal i've seen him type. "Pay bills and afford stuff?" He was doing that before for a year on Youtube... "Everyone is educated on memberships?" Not that hard to figure out.., you get the money a month after the membership. He just wants his money NOW NOW NOW. Thought that sad exclamation was gonna cut it and got upset about his post being deleted and used "I GOT THE ENGAGEMENT YOU DUMBFUCKS!!! I WIN"..... Uhhhh not that big of a win if you get seen by more people being a scumbag, dumbass.

Phil, Phil, Phil....

I love these fucking mealymouthed reddit posts of his.

First the suggestion that LSF doesn't know how memberships work. Like a subreddit about streaming doesn't know how YouTube memberships work. Or that there's anything difficult to _understand_ about memberships. He honestly thought his arm-folding navel-gazing explanations about simple things like how memberships work makes any sense outside of his hugbox and dent audience.

Then: "Cast stones" is an allusion to hypocrisy, Phil. "Let he who has not begged for gambling money online cast the first stone" doesn't make any fucking sense in this context, does it?

And then of course, "thanks for the views, haters!" The absolute weakest retort possible on the internet, and just more confirmation that he doesn't care about any of the actual accusations (that he's a gambling addict, alcoholic, despises his chat, begs daily, and is a noxious piece of irredeemable shit), just profiting off of attention, good or bad. "Any publicity is good publicity" isn't really a stinging comeback when you're a public masturbator and talk about slapping the shit out of 11-year-old girls.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

First mistake was making a second post on his genuine DSPgaming account that looks nothing like his humble bullshit, and being a passive aggressive cunt to Redditors. The typical generalizing he does to groups and of course, insults their intelligence.

Second mistake, acknowledging this on stream and saying he's totally not butthurt about it.

Last mistake was returning and making another post, and again, insulting peoples intelligence and still acting like he's not butthurt

Bro, again, I know it's Reddit, but you can't generalize a group of people like this and come out winning like your small cult channel that is used to shake down losers for pocket change. It's one thing to call KF a scary sight full of weirdos and idiot conspiracy theorists, but what are you going to say to people to get them from going to normie avenue like Reddit?

At first I was a little iffy on the LSF post but it turned out alright . Just for the future of anyone makin DSP posts to normies, do not do any lore dumps. Most of the time he's just THE GUY to them but you can't go blasting them with walls of lore about everything and expect them to not think somethings wrong with you.

The first mistake was going on reddit in the first place because it's the one site where he can't control the message.

24 hour subscriber chat mode always on. He and his mods ban on a whim.

Twitter on lockdown. Don't allow replies at all (but people can still see his QRTs).

His own forums are run like North Korean labor camp.

Reddit...he can't do shit.

 

[PervertedAnimeDegenerate]

Insert "Thanks for the views, you worthless humans!" clip.

 

[PieceofShet]

The first mistake was going on reddit in the first place because it's the one site where he can't control the message.

24 hour subscriber chat mode always on. He and his mods ban on a whim.

Twitter on lockdown. Don't allow replies at all (but people can still see his QRTs).

His own forums are run like North Korean labor camp.

Reddit...he can't do shit.

You forgot that if you email him and he doesnt like it and doesnt want to reply he will claim "it went to the spam folder" and cant find it, send it again.

 

[strandedcastaway]

He is coping hard because this exposure on Reddit is a setback to his redemption arc.

It's a nice smack in the face to Phil to remind him of how he's perceived outside of his tiny universe.

Remarkably, Phil really believes the shit he says. Even when he is forced to hear the general public's opinions because he can't ban them, he still thinks he's a victim, and that what he said (demanding tips the day after getting $300 in memberships) is perfectly normal, and that he DESERVES to have the money. Sometimes it seems like he has to know that WE know bills don't work the way he says, and that the lies are so blatant that even he is aware....but I'm convinced Phil truly thinks he's in the right. The delusion and cope in his words is just off the charts.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He’s gonna be talking about this for the rest of the year.
Just as a reminder for all the “You’re just giving him fuel to complain!” posts, he’ll hold a grudge against literally anything. Might as well have him seethe over his legacy as a grifter.

that would be 'years'. He's going to put reddit out of business just like he did Twitch and Burger King.
Do I have to start a reddit apology counter now?