Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
Maybe the few tards who humor his bullshit on SM so they can stay on his friend list play into this somewhat but I think it's mostly a schizoid delusion.
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i think for Lucas, the few "positive" interactions are what he hangs his hat on regarding secret friends - remember he ascribes personal characteristics to group memberships. if one young women on twitter is a self declared anarchist, then all young women are anarchists or anarchist-adjacent. there isn't room there for this to not be true, and more than likely Lucas active denies individual means, motive, or responsibility as being real things because probably to do so injures his ego from the implied self reflection of having no one to blame for his immense failures than himself and his actions or inactions.

Lucas admitting he was wrong about something would probably be damaging to whatever protective superego he has left that justifies himself to himself.
 
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Poop Shoot said:
Suzanne shaving the Fatso.
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I always thought this picture was sweet in it’s own way. For one brief moment in time, Lucas was indeed Good Enough.

Then he fucked it up like the fat retard he is.
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I like how the back of Lucas's skull is completely  flat, like, you could rest a cup on there.

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Telomere Savalas said:
Taken on the nursing home minivan on the way to Walmart.
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LMAO THAT PICTURE 💀💀💀 The lack of self awareness is ASTOUNDING. He’s so horrible looking, just absolutely revolting, and has the worst personality of any living person.
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
I like how the back of Lucas's skull is completely  flat, like, you could rest a cup on there.

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I want to know who took this picture lmao. Also I know I’ve said this and I think others have too but I think a big part of Lucas’s “I’ll only date someone young and hot” thing is because he misses Suzanne so much and still feels so bitter about that whole thing. He “deserves better” than an older woman because the only two women he’s ever loved and who have miraculously also loved him (his mom and Suzanne) reached their limits of his shittiness and kicked him to the curb and his poor wittle heart can’t take it.
 
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Poop Shoot said:
Suzanne shaving the Fatso.
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I always thought this picture was sweet in it’s own way. For one brief moment in time, Lucas was indeed Good Enough.

Then he fucked it up like the fat retard he is.
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I wouldn't say he's good enough, Lucas is pathetic enough for suzanne to have sympathy for and harmless enough for her to keep. Sadly we all know how this arc ended
 
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Da Dude123 said:
And his food stamp grocery hauls. Big blocks of cheese, Sprite, 20 lbs of ground beef. His cooking is so exceptional. God help the poor soul who will be living with him.
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Has he mentioned roommates? I'm still kind of unsure about how legit this promise of having his own place is...
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Has he mentioned roommates? I'm still kind of unsure about how legit this promise of having his own place is...
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He did mention that there is another guy living at this place he is supposedly moving to that is "chill". We will see if this whole thing happens. He will mooo and reee if it doesn't. He is not fit to be living on his own. Way too exceptional for that.
 
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IceQueen said:
LMAO THAT PICTURE 💀💀💀 The lack of self awareness is ASTOUNDING. He’s so horrible looking, just absolutely revolting, and has the worst personality of any living person.

I want to know who took this picture lmao. Also I know I’ve said this and I think others have too but I think a big part of Lucas’s “I’ll only date someone young and hot” thing is because he misses Suzanne so much and still feels so bitter about that whole thing. He “deserves better” than an older woman because the only two women he’s ever loved and who have miraculously also loved him (his mom and Suzanne) reached their limits of his shittiness and kicked him to the curb and his poor wittle heart can’t take it.
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In this photo he looks like a petulant sulking man-child. That head might be the way his hair was sticking off. I bet he misses it now,that's where his bald spot is today!
Geez, a man with bald spots might lack telemores or something.
 
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mothman96 said:
In the world the lazy fat tub of lard wants, everyone else would have to put in the effort to provide for themselves and their family while he sits back expecting for them to provide for him too.

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Someone would feed him and everything would be plenty good. He is so stupid.

Lucas got two chicken fried steaks and a plate of nachos. He wants more though and with anarcho communism he would just get it. There will always be more! That is the definition of "more". Screenshot_20220520-223105.pngScreenshot_20220520-223113.png
 
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mothman96 said:
Abolish the police so fatso can just walk into grocery stores and restaurants, get all the food he wants all for free.

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He will starve.

No one's going to feed a fat bum for long, especially if he just sits on his ass all day thinking by providing his dumb board games will count as entertainment.
No useless eaters allowed, Lucas.

He will end up getting shot trying to steal food from someone's home.
 
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Seems to me he's living his fantasy socialist world now, no? He walks to the cafeteria at Mallon, gorges, and walks back to his room. He sleeps until the next meal. Occasionally posts inanities on social media. No one demands anything of him, and he demands nothing of himself, so there you go...

Oh, the problem is that he doesn't get AS MUCH food as he would like? Look how happy he is that the women serving food gave him an extra chicken fried steak that fell on the ground! Lucas doesn't want the OCCASIONAL handout of food for free, he wants to be able to eat free food in the sort of portions that excite him, which means MASSIVE.

Sorry, Lucas, there's no reality where people are going to be able to eat not just a sustenance amount of food, but a luxury amount, for doing nothing. The government might FEED you, but if you want to BINGE, especially on specialty restaurant food... 24 hours a day without lifting a finger... that's never going to happen.

Could you imagine this sort of world that would allow lazy sponges, abusing the social services system, to eat restaurant food in massive portions three meals a day, plus snacks? And if he HAD all of these things, all of this food, he would STILL complain about not having a woman. Pretty soon he's going to complain that the government's not supplying him with diapers, because getting up to pee in the sink is too much trouble...
 
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Plenty good! Just wait till Lucas gets his food stamps and is allowed to use a stove again! The things he will make. He is a great cook, at least he says he is......


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Lolcow Lucas Werner is back begging for money! Someone sent the cow $2.00 now he wants $1000. And with anarchism all the restaraunt food would be free! People would be having cookouts in the streets! The chefs would be afraid not to cook for Lucas! After all, it works with the chimps! 🐮 🐄
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Edit: Lucas needs his shoes and glasses before he can work, cause he can't see too good. Like the Jerky Boys Sol Rosenberg skits!
 
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