Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

It’s funny how he would be in diapers if he didn’t have staff wash his clothes, do his sundry, tell him to bathe, and provide him every single aspect of survival. Same guy who told Goldork “everyone pees their pants sometimes, right?” He’s also admitted to shitting himself while in the loony bin “due to meds”. Maybe not the best insult to go with, Captain Piss Pants.
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It’s funny how he would be in diapers if he didn’t have staff wash his clothes, do his sundry, tell him to bathe, and provide him every single aspect of survival. Same guy who told Goldork “everyone pees their pants sometimes, right?” He’s also admitted to shitting himself while in the loony bin “due to meds”. Maybe not the best insult to go with, Captain Piss Pants. View attachment 3294263
Comments: The Creeper projecting.
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Where did Lucas get the idea that people want him to have a girlfriend, to the point that they're actually trying to bully him into getting one? From trolls? Because I personally want every female person on earth to be safe and well away from him.
"They want you to have a girlfriend" - The "they" are the people that feed his delusions/ego on his social media . Look at his FB and you'll see what I mean. The rest of what he said is iffy but it looks like he jumped from the "they" who want him to have a girlfriend and merged it with the "they" that know he will never be fit to have a girlfriend therefore in his creep mind not moral/upstanding.
 
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"They want you to have a girlfriend" - The "they" are the people that feed his delusions/ego on his social media . Look at his FB and you'll see what I mean. The rest of what he said is iffy but it looks like he jumped from the "they" who want him to have a girlfriend and merged it with the "they" that know he will never be fit to have a girlfriend therefore in his creep mind not moral/upstanding.
Maybe the "they" are how he identifies, largely because he's the size of 3 people?
 
Where did Lucas get the idea that people want him to have a girlfriend, to the point that they're actually trying to bully him into getting one? From trolls? Because I personally want every female person on earth to be safe and well away from him.
I thought maybe some therapists and social workers may have used a girlfriend as a carrot in the past, and he rolled that into his delusions.
“I’d love for you to have a girlfriend Lucas, and I think you’d have more success if you showered and washed your clothes.”
 
Where did Lucas get the idea that people want him to have a girlfriend, to the point that they're actually trying to bully him into getting one? From trolls? Because I personally want every female person on earth to be safe and well away from him.
Maybe he thinks that "people mock me for not having a girlfriend = people want me to have a girlfriend". Hard to really say what his logic is like, aside from "want food, want fuckmommy".
 
Notice he said shredding bottles. He probably worked for a "workshop" that employs semi-tards like himself at a recycling facility.
I agree with @Wernie Sanders , it didn't happen. We know about McDonald's and the "volunteer" work he did because he has talked about those previously now all of sudden he "worked for bit shredding bottles for Pepsi". Nope, if it were true he would have already brought it up at some point in the past.
 
Notice he said shredding bottles. He probably worked for a "workshop" that employs semi-tards like himself at a recycling facility.
Most likely this is another Mallon residents "work" experience and he thought it sounded like a cool thing to do and would make him sound cool.
Because that's what communism is, everyone shares.
 
Right, the Gen Z baes just don't know on what they are missing out.

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Creep- you are not fit to have a girlfriend. And it is moral and upstanding to warn women to stay clear of a violent psycho POS like you.

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The Creeper making more stuff up. And the fat tub of lard calling the Gen Z guys weak.
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That second one is so bizarre, it really highlights how little Lucas understands the trolling, part of his larger pattern of unfailingly misunderstanding the perspective of other people. We don't want him to have a girlfriend. Not in the sense that we are actively opposing his lovequest, but I for one wouldn't care to see him inflicted on any woman, if such a thing were possible. I'd say we passively oppose it but largely it's a moot question because of how hilariously impossible such a thing would be.

This is one of the weirdest traits about Lucas, the way he sometimes attributes benevolence to people who are actually apathetic or hostile. I guess it's a comfort/denial thing, a cope to keep him from thinking about the fact that most of the world doesn't know he exists and those that do don't like him and in fact are laughing at him. No, Lucas insists they all secretly like him. We know he thinks Gen Z girls are secretly horny for him because he's so handsome and smart. He apparently thinks guys want him to succeed, want to be his friend etc. He thinks his parents still love him and would welcome him back any time.

He likes this narrative that everyone around him is giving off "mixed signals", that they have love for him but don't show it for some reason, and that this is a moral failing in them that he can correct by pointing out their "hypocrisy" on social media. When really every reaction he gets from anyone he interacts with online or irl is negative. The positive signals are wholly imaginary. Maybe the few tards who humor his bullshit on SM so they can stay on his friend list play into this somewhat but I think it's mostly a schizoid delusion.
 
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