I've often wondered, what does he see when he looks in the mirror. In his scrambled egg rutting animal brain a ruggedly handsome built like a linebacker stud?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Remember that "feminism phase" Werner went through? Is he done with that now?
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I love the fact Lucas genuinely believes the dystopian nightmare he's envisioned is some kind of utopia.Lolcow Lucas Werner is back begging for money! Someone sent the cow $2.00 now he wants $1000. And with anarchism all the restaraunt food would be free! People would be having cookouts in the streets! The chefs would be afraid not to cook for Lucas! After all, it works with the chimps!
Edit: Lucas needs his shoes and glasses before he can work, cause he can't see too good. Like the Jerky Boys Sol Rosenberg skits!
If he weren't a completely ineffectual fucktard, and had an ounce of self-awareness, a story about a delusional loser looking forward to such a dystopia might make for a half-decent novel. But then again...what writing could possibly compete with good ol' Oliver Dangle?
He does unironically believe he's incredibly handsome, desirable, intimidating, etc. I aspire to that level of self-deception.
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No factories can mean going back to a rougher "pre-industrial" way of life. Industry is needed to support modern infrastructure like the internet. Unless Star Trek style replicators are possible IRL that is, which I assume Werner thinks is the case.
edit: I misread that. Werner wants factories without pollution (not no more factories). I don't know if that's doable IRL.
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Lucas looks like he has one foot in the grave in these recent pics. Looks like he barely has the energy to lift himself out of a chair let alone party with a hot 21 year old babe.
He absolutely sees ”a ruggedly handsome built like a linebacker stud”. No question about it. It’s either that or he sees the truth; a sickly, bloated & obese half a man who lives to stuff his face with terrible food and fantasize about being a successful ladies man.
edit - It’s nice to have some real Lucas content again. I see the summer arc fast approaching.
It was the Texas bro who sent him the Mexican snack box. I did zoom in and the candy and bag of whatever it was are Mexican brands. The Texas guy sending him the box looks to be real. The Creep wants the $1000 to pay for the motel, drinks, lobster and steaks for himself, the Texas bro and the baes.
Now it could well be the Texas guy is trolling the Pedo Creep about going to Spokane to help him get laid.
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100% - all signs point to him being on the brink of going of the rails again.
As demented as Lucas's political spergouts are, they indicate that he is at his most sane. In this state, Lucas posts what he thinks Gen Z girls want to hear because he has some semblance of patience. He's content to scream into the void until his prepubescent princess charming notices that he ideologically aligns with the kids and knows words like "slap" and "banger." In Lucas's mind, this will surely lead her to travel to a nursing home to sweep the insane hobo off his feet and provide him with unlimited pussy and rent-free accommodations.
When this delusion does not come to fruition, Lucas starts to lose patience. He starts posting more manically, begging for money and babbling word salads about bedding young women. He's done with thirsting indirectly by trying to make himself look like an ideal mate for the kids. Instead, he has his cock in his hand while he's posting, chatting with asspatters and making plans. As soon as Lucas starts talking about meeting up with people and buying them shit in order to get himself laid, it becomes apparent that his thirst has become too great. He can't wait around any longer for a 16-year-old barista to fall into his trap and he needs to start taking action.
This is the point at which he starts screaming about how he needs pussy right now right now right now and lets his guard down so as to make himself vulnerable to whoever the ween of the week is. This "Texas friend" is almost certainly going to scam money out of Lucas or fuck with him in some other way - he's liable to be catfished in this state because his brain is even smaller than his dick. Lucas is literally an animal and his need to fuck children overpowers what little semblance of rational thought remains in his gigantic head. He knows that he's been fucked with repeatedly in the past, but his self-control is so weak compared to his urges that his experiences will do little to guide the actions he takes. Saddle up, because we're in for some manic thirstposting, another catfish saga, or both.
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Starfleet members can only order food from the replicators with approved nutritional values. I assume that would be the same in state run care home for the terminally pedophilic like Lucas,
In a comment someone had suggested he setup a Gofundme. He can't because of his current TextNow service. It seems to me just being on SSI would qualify him for the Obamaphone. Why does he have to wait for the EBT card.
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Keep reaching for the stars, you fat cow! Aspiring to get the food stamps then an Obama phone! He can get one because "he low income, he disability." Just like the Obama phone lady said. He totally would set up a go fund me. So pathetic. You just can't help but root against Lucas Werner. He is such a degenerate piece of shit. A total burden on society.
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No, but Lucas' situation is different in that he can probably only get apartments with other druggie trash because he's fucked up so much.
That's why I can't understand why there are some women putting it out there, they are willing to help the Creep, creep on women young enough to be his daughters. Women like this one, willing to throw other women under the bus.
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Unironic answer, I think he goes back and forth between the Cool Rebel Kid and the Intellectual. I really do think those are the 2 main personas in his head. He thinks he is some kind of modern day Jack Kerouac or something.
Wonder if the walking Red Flag has told his Texas wingman about being banned from the bars in Spokane.
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How much you want to bet he hasn't even tried to get in a bar in like 2 years? This post to me looks like Lucas planning fall back excuses for why he doesn't have to do what he says he's going to do...
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With the way his hair whorls about 3 inches off the top of his head, Lucas could have a sick pompadour if he wanted to.
Come on, wouldn't you like to see rockabilly Lucas?
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Just tell him Gen Z baes are all about the rockabilly lifestyle, then boom: Fonz Wern.
Alone, he wouldn't try to get into a bar. The Creep likely thinks if he has a wingman, the wingman can get him in.
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His shirt finally looks clean but he looks dirtier than ever.
This odd 1k thing, I really wouldn't rule out Lucas expects a new place and no rent. because he doesn't "see" the cost of Mallon he's stupid enough to assume it's free. Honestly mix his lack of understanding and bigotry, he probably thinks everyone gets a free place like mallon but trump himself takes the money, just to spite poor people.
Sorry didn't want to get political but you know he's that fucking loon. Lets not side track that. So lucas might think his entire 1k+ is back to his with a new apartment. I really want to see where this saga goes. Frankly I won't feel bad if he gets scammed the entire 1k. He's a predator pedo and loser, that's not aloggy just reality. Remember Isak was gonna hook him up he took all pukas cash than OD'd and died in a forest I assume? Isak was that kinda person whom you smelled a short life and unhappy ending but no pity for. Some people are truly lost scum, and he was one, no wonder he burnt the Wern.
This odd 1k thing, I really wouldn't rule out Lucas expects a new place and no rent. because he doesn't "see" the cost of Mallon he's stupid enough to assume it's free. Honestly mix his lack of understanding and bigotry, he probably thinks everyone gets a free place like mallon but trump himself takes the money, just to spite poor people.
Sorry didn't want to get political but you know he's that fucking loon. Lets not side track that. So lucas might think his entire 1k+ is back to his with a new apartment. I really want to see where this saga goes. Frankly I won't feel bad if he gets scammed the entire 1k. He's a predator pedo and loser, that's not aloggy just reality. Remember Isak was gonna hook him up he took all pukas cash than OD'd and died in a forest I assume? Isak was that kinda person whom you smelled a short life and unhappy ending but no pity for. Some people are truly lost scum, and he was one, no wonder he burnt the Wern.