He's just too delusional to realize that nobody,not even a street woman, wants him. He's filthy,and has bad habits. He gives me cringe when he claims he won't date older than Gen Zee. Bullshit! He'd date a woman old enough to be his mother if she had her own flop/apartment .
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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ManfromtheMoon
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I'm more inclined to believe suzanne cheated on the creeper, cause lets be honest what he's packing ain't even enough to tickle suzanne. It also makes sense with his obsession with cockblocking lol.
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This worthless cow! The comment by Lucas's dad. I wonder if Lucas's dad had spoke to him recently and made that comment about him not having a job? That would make Lucas mooo and reee and scream how he is plenty good.
I don't think the bumcel's dad has spoken to him in years. The comment he made about his dad is all because he doesn't want to work and believes a girl should accept him just as he is. A lazy good for nothing, insane, violent POS.
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No, I don't think she did, and we don't have any evidence to support it either.
Hard as it may seem to believe, Suzanne actually seemed to genuinely care about Lucas, and if the video recordings we have of them together are anything to go on, they share the same moronic sense of humor, at least.
The reality is actually quite a bit worse than if Suzanne had actually cheated on Lucas, because Suzanne was the only real, functioning relationship Lucas has ever had, and likely, the only real relationship he'll EVER have... And he messed it up, in spectacular fashion. Lucas's one chance at happiness, waving goodbye. And after they separated, boy, he really knew he'd fucked up, too. He tried desperately to get her back. The Monday morning quarterbacking gloss that Lucas put on their separation, as if he was no longer interested in her, and initiated the breakup, is pure cope.
Obviously Lucas lies, and nobody believes that "scooting a glass on a table" in a restaurant was why she decided to end things; if Suzanne had to make a rule about no violence with lucas, that strongly suggests that there had already BEEN violence, which she had tolerated, provided he change... Which he clearly was unable or unwilling to do.
No, Suzanne was exactly what Lucas has always wanted, minus the jailbait: she let him stay home and eat, and do nothing, provided he clean a tiny bit, which he was also unable to do. In one of his angry diatribes telling younger men to pursue older women, he emphasizes that he could never even do ONE THING WRONG! Or she would leave him. Apparently, she had to leave him notes, telling him to clean the microwave, and had to remind him to wipe his ass, take showers, and use deodorant. We've all seen the photographic evidence of her shaving him on the toilet, something they don't even do at Mallon.
Nope, Lucas had actually ACHIEVED his socialist paradise, his infantalized sloth kingdom, with Suzanne... But he messed it ALL up.
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Lucas will only go to your party if he knows you IRL. So, quit inviting him! There are all these parties full of Gen Z women. If he goes and tells a Gen Z girl she is stunning, the rest will fall right into place.
People need to stop giving him false hope. There is no hope. Move on dude, because it's not going to happen.
Creep- we've seen your "cooking", how you filth up a place and are to lazy to clean and do laundry. You'll sleep in filthy bed, not shower and wear dirty clothes. Suzanne did right throwing you out like the trash that you are.
Some people don't work but they still contribute to society in some way. Some examples: my aunt is disabled, but helps an organization that works to locate missing people by keeping their website updated. My friend doesn't need to work because her husband makes a lot of money. When their son is in school, she spilts her time between helping out at a food bank and helping out at an animal shelter. There are things you can do that aren't a paying job. You can help a neighbor in need. You can... I don't know... take classes at a community center or something. You can do SOMETHING to better the world, your family, or yourself. Lucas does NOTHING. He sits on his fat ass and watches the world pass him by. He takes and takes and doesn't contribute a damn thing to anyone. This is why he gets no respect.
His example of being a housewife or I guess househusband would be at least doing something productive, but we all know he didn't do that. He sat around watching tv and eating and left the house a mess for Suzanne to clean up when she got home. NO ONE wants a big manbaby that they have to clean up after. NO ONE wants a partner that has poor hygiene. NO ONE wants a lazy bum with zero motivation. NO ONE wants Lucas Werner. He will never accept this because like you said, he believes he should be accepted as he is.
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I had meant to ask something a while back, and didn't remember it until now:
Is Isabel Sagastume (sp?) an actual person? What I mean is, was this an actual artist that Lucas found online, or was there some element of trolling involved? This woman, who Lucas says lives in Australia, was actually paid to do the art for several of his board games, right?
What was the degree of legitimacy to their interaction, if anyone knows? Considering that he seems so fascinated with her, I would love to see chat logs, if she had any and was inclined to drop them...
Is Isabel Sagastume (sp?) an actual person? What I mean is, was this an actual artist that Lucas found online, or was there some element of trolling involved? This woman, who Lucas says lives in Australia, was actually paid to do the art for several of his board games, right?
What was the degree of legitimacy to their interaction, if anyone knows? Considering that he seems so fascinated with her, I would love to see chat logs, if she had any and was inclined to drop them...
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I had some minor, non-Lucas related, conversations with Isabelle and she seemed like a legitimate person. Could have been an elaborate troll, but from what I understood she used the money Lucas paid her to visit family in the States, among other things. Creating artwork for a multitude of the Bumcel’s board games would be quite the long con, though.
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I don't doubt that he would do something like that. But the thing that makes me doubt this post is the part where she mentioned him "pulling out of the mall". With what car and what license?
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Dream on fatty. Even there the flatbills still have a better chance at swooping chicks than you do.
Suzanne and the Creep at a restaurant:
Suzanne shaving the Fatso.
She's talking about the Uber that picked up her niece. The Creep followed her niece outside and when the Uber pulled away the niece took the snap.
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That top picture is really something. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of a couple at a restaurant, where someone is more interested in the leftovers of his food, than he is making eye contact and smiling for the camera. Seriously Lucas, was it too much trouble to look away from your general tso's chicken for a second?
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damn, that’s pretty good for Werner. This must have Been him at his peak. He had a mommy maid for life and he still managed to screw that up.
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Found in the wild on Facebook, I wish I could see the look on his face when he finds out he made it into academia but not the way he wanted:
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If Lucas learned about this, he would say: "Moooove on!!! You're an agephobe and a bigot for not moving on!"
Edit: Lucas posted a new picture. Yes, plenty good in every way!
Right, the Gen Z baes just don't know on what they are missing out.
Creep- you are not fit to have a girlfriend. And it is moral and upstanding to warn women to stay clear of a violent psycho POS like you.
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The Creeper making more stuff up. And the fat tub of lard calling the Gen Z guys weak.
Creep- you are not fit to have a girlfriend. And it is moral and upstanding to warn women to stay clear of a violent psycho POS like you.
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The Creeper making more stuff up. And the fat tub of lard calling the Gen Z guys weak.
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How is it possible that his forehead makes up almost half his face? It looks like a funny photoshop or something. He's always looked really fucked up but I've never noticed this before. He's got a tiny face on a fat, fucking enormous head and it looks hilarious.
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This comment is deleted. Lucas for sure blocked this guy for such bigotry. 
