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Lucas has no job and is on SSI and he would be on food stamps if he didn't have to turn them over to the nursing home. He is well fed, very well fed and housed and given medical care by the government.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I was just clearing out my bookmarks and found this from 2019 marked “Baby Lucas”.
Just had to share it. No idea who it is or where it came from.
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FTFY
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It even looks like (adult) him, how uncanny
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Lucas's FB is lit today, Kiwi Farms. Some plenty good posts. Lucas moooing about not having a girlfriend is better than him moooin about communism.
We make fun of Lucas for lots of things. Him not having a girlfriend is not why most of us make fun of him. It's the autistic and lunar way he handles being single is what we focus on. Plus, he just has lots of cow activity and makes a fool of himself. Being single is not something we care about and not what makes Lucas a cow.
We make fun of Lucas for lots of things. Him not having a girlfriend is not why most of us make fun of him. It's the autistic and lunar way he handles being single is what we focus on. Plus, he just has lots of cow activity and makes a fool of himself. Being single is not something we care about and not what makes Lucas a cow.
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Expecting someone else to write him a bio, typical Lucas, he can't even do his own work to get his own (hypothetical) girls.
And yeah, I'm sure it's just an innocent "poem". Nothing crazy in there, no sir.
@Da Dude123 is right, "nobody loves me" Lucas is best content in a loooooong while.
Edit:
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Lucas will only go to your party if he knows you IRL. So, quit inviting him! There are all these parties full of Gen Z women. If he goes and tells a Gen Z girl she is stunning, the rest will fall right into place.
More comments to his "Dating sites don't work. etc"
Stinkyboy
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Lucas is lying
Hes never dated a “baby boomer”
He’s never dated at all
Hes never dated a “baby boomer”
He’s never dated at all
Fatal Walter
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I read some Lucas posts in my videos sometimes and I just got this comment.
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Lucas, with no government around, who will be there to yeet you an underage bae?
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Hahaha wow, "you can't fix stupid but the hats make it easy to identify", this is obviously a reference to MAGA hats, but why do I feel like Lucas takes it to mean all baseball caps? His old enemy!
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Yeah, the first post is Lucas making an excuse why he doesn't want to work. The second one is what he learned from his mom, Myrna. People who don't like Lucas are bad people. Because, after all, Lucas is plenty good. Everyone should know that!
Sure, the fat tub of lard is a bumcel because of bad people and not because he is a total POS.
The lazy Creep doesn't want to work but wants more freedoms. The "freedom" to get everything he wants without having to work.
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Ninja'd by @Da Dude123
The lazy Creep doesn't want to work but wants more freedoms. The "freedom" to get everything he wants without having to work.
ETA:
Ninja'd by @Da Dude123
ShadowBorg
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Creep- we've seen your "cooking", how you filth up a place and are to lazy to clean and do laundry. You'll sleep in filthy bed, not shower and wear dirty clothes. Suzanne did right throwing you out like the trash that you are.
At the end of the Owls live stream on Apr 3rd, Skeletor asked the Creep " where do you see yourself in 30 days". The Creep replied "Hopefully employed". We knew it was all a lie.
At the end of the Owls live stream on Apr 3rd, Skeletor asked the Creep " where do you see yourself in 30 days". The Creep replied "Hopefully employed". We knew it was all a lie.
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He said he dated a woman in her 50‘s in his 20’s, I believe. That was the only time he had sex If that claim is true.
He was 31 when he moved in with Suzanne. She was 49. The "relationship" lasted 1 1/2 yrs.
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Here we see how well he "cleans" dishes. "Cooking" in crud covered pans. And a Gen Z has to accept the filthy POS as he is.
If he does move in June to the apt he talked about, the roommate may likely already have kitchen stuff, cookware etc. The Creep is going to be trashing up all his roommate pots, pans etc.
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Creep, Suzanne didn't have a boyfriend who cooked,cleaned and did laundry. She had a 31/32 yr old dependent. A dependent she provided a home for, took care of and clean up after. Knowing you are not into hygiene she likely had to keep pushing you to shower too.
Now you want a Gen Z girl throw her life away for a 42 yr old insane POS "dependent"
If he does move in June to the apt he talked about, the roommate may likely already have kitchen stuff, cookware etc. The Creep is going to be trashing up all his roommate pots, pans etc.
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Creep, Suzanne didn't have a boyfriend who cooked,cleaned and did laundry. She had a 31/32 yr old dependent. A dependent she provided a home for, took care of and clean up after. Knowing you are not into hygiene she likely had to keep pushing you to shower too.
Now you want a Gen Z girl throw her life away for a 42 yr old insane POS "dependent"
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