DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Look at this guy....

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He's an hour into the actual gaming in his gaming stream and already deeming the stream a bust. Well Phil maybe because you just insulted alot of people... or people are tired of the game because your commentary is forever trash due to having few real life experiences, or your demand for no one to talk about anything you don't know about... which is everything outside games.,... and just overall stale daily streams..

What happened Phil? Your latest scam that you wished never went public and garnered 26K new eyes got you a grand total of ZERO new viewers than usual and ZERO new unique tips?

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Phil addresses drama around himself because that's all he has left outside of creating some bullshit drama and playing victim. What he fails to realize is that even if he fully converts to drama content. That's a very low ceiling in itself for him. Everyone who is somewhat successful on Youtube and started with exclusive DSP bullshit? Had to move on. They instantly got more views because either the quality/creativity of the video, or the personality of the former detractor content creator. Phil has neither. Nor the will to learn.

Nice hangover yawn in that clip

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

(I was too retarded to click on "Post Reply". @Ruffian_Forever 's post reminded me lol)

"I got fired this week..." *let's give Phil $ 15*

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Phil: "I hope you saved up some money."
What about you Phil? Ghoul who can't budget for literally two days.

Next donation: "Hey Phil, just found out my girlfriend wants to leave me and the gov is taking away my disability checks. Currently tying my own noose so this will be my last donation. Appreciate all the extra chill streams lately."

Dsp: "Oh no. I hope you're not serious man *nervous* ack ack ack. Hold on and let me update the leader board because that was the biggest donation we've gotten today. In fact it's been over an hour since we've gotten a donation so thank you, nemesis. Anyways.... *BELCH*"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DSP admitting to watching the Rambo and Howard video already oh my lord
That is not how "react content" works retard

How else is he going to prepare his excuses, and his dentheads idiotically nod along?

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[UaineRunei]

The beg segment from today's Skyrim stream:

 

[tomstone]

instead of being grateful that one of his paypig gave some milk he immediately squeezes the paypig-udder to get more out of it

 

[PieceofShet]

The beg segment from today's Skyrim stream:


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Shitting on people who gifted members, wanted tips.
Now "anything helps".

 

[garrybkk]

Chris $20, been watching you since 2015, love your content, keep it up.
Get more creative. [Retard] is using the same template for each sock. [Retarded], did you think you could stop tipping after gifting 100 memberships, don't think so, bitch.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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SOOOO wait...
People are helping his channel, you know that successful channel that this pudding brained baboon admitted struggles to get 500 views after 14 years with 198k subscribers in an attempt to "own" reddit. Reddit his helping this channel by watching that video.

BUT! Also, they're sheep in a case study led to hate him with no context or intent to understand in a thread where people watched the video they're commenting about which he bragged about getting views for.

So they watch the video for context but then also don't have context...

Tell me again how he's not really stupid just acting stupid to lure in whales?

EDIT - oh and lets not even go down the pitfall of irony that he's talking about discussing something with no context, "intent to understand" and just blindly hating.

 

[Chef Autism]

The beg segment from today's Skyrim stream:


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Link to the Past is in my top 5 of all time. I cannot wait to see this retard butcher it.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Now this would be a wee bit unrelated but I watched Porsalin's documentary on Mersh. Mersh begs just as much as DSP and his begging methods are just as slimy, hell in one part of the video Porsalin shows twitter comments about Mersh and one calls him "the DSP of podcasters." Silly redditors, DSP is already the DSP of podcasters duhuhuhuhu.

Now I'm mentioning this because just like we took "paypig" from the findom community to describe Phil's dented whales, the documentary mentions a begging tactic Mersh uses named "grinting" which is a portmanteau of grifting and hinting. In short, Mersh grifts by hinting at his paypigs to pay him money because Mersh had some sort of unexpected surprise behind the scenes expense. Sound familiar? You can check the more detailed explanation of it here:

Timestamp is 35:58

Mersh is a garbage human being. Watched a few minutes of his stream years ago. Amazing how these people can find tards.

The beg segment from today's Skyrim stream:


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Thank you for recording this.
Best parts:
*Y Pose* "We had a complete freezing of any kind of support."
Phil shows his generosity..."It's been like two hours, alright. So if you can support in any way, I would appreciate that. Anything helps. Literally at this point I'm not gonna be picky. Anything will help, okay."

Beggars can't be choosers, huh? What happened to Youtube will fuck you over cause you may get paid on Thursday (which is a lie)? Also... Kat, get a job.

Edit. @garrybkk ikr. Phil needs liquidity. It's debatable who is more delusional, Phil or this faggot.

 

[PieceofShet]

Did this motherfucker just ask "what is a subathon?"

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

"No one is interacting with me in chat"
(no one is paying me, get on it peasants.)

Nobody is interacting because many are banned, he's not saying anything interesting, and the game has been played for a very long time. He just insulted a mass group of people... yet he's befuddled why people and the money are slow to come in.

Spoiler: "Interaction is slow!" *goes on break*

Spoiler: " Gets interaction... immediately chooses a statement to guilt trip the audience with.*

Spoiler: Gets a tip. Says "FINALLY" like he's been owed it. Semi scolds a fan and starts talking about how the playthrough use to bring more money.

Is fucking Saturday.

Nobody of any maturity and has any level of responsibility is gonna pay to put up with this shit after a long work week, Phil.

Just because one guy is dumbass with his own miserable objective donates and another who pays you everyday but never attends the stream doesn't mean the whole stream loved it.

Edit: And clocks out immediately lmaooo says "engagement was great but need support".

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

poor phil.. i guess that whole screw reddit push didnt get people to rally for support.

damn.

but i guess phil laughs in the end, he has to manually aprove comments unlike other streamers out there. phil just keeps winning!

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

(I was too retarded to click on "Post Reply". @Ruffian_Forever 's post reminded me lol)

"I got fired this week..." *let's give Phil $ 15*

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Phil: "I hope you saved up some money."
What about you Phil? Ghoul who can't budget for literally two days.

phil should have immediately refunded the guy and even as a good gesture give him a bit extra. but no, thanks for the money dummy

wow

 

[ZehnBoat]

phil should have immediately refunded the guy and even as a good gesture give him a bit extra. but no, thanks for the money dummy

wow

hey phil, i just got into an accident, lost both of my legs, both my children died on the way to their birthday party, and the accident burned down a museum with priceless art and 20 people inside. have this 100$

*SNORT* SO THERES THAT AHUHUHUHU THANKS FOR THE MONEY I GUESS!

 

[DentSidePhil]

Link to the Past is in my top 5 of all time. I cannot wait to see this retard butcher it.

There'll be the added excitement of save states too.

 

[Ching_Chong]

Link to the Past is in my top 5 of all time. I cannot wait to see this retard butcher it.

It's my #1 and he's going to taint the fucking game.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It's my #1 and he's going to taint the fucking game.

I concur. I can already predict that Phil will be pulling nonsense out of his ass (much like he did with Yoshi's Island), fuck around trying to find a guide, and ultimately blame the game for his own stupidity.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

"No one is interacting with me in chat"
(no one is paying me, get on it peasants.)

Nobody is interacting because many are banned, he's not saying anything interesting, and the game has been played for a very long time. He just insulted a mass group of people... yet he's befuddled why people and the money are slow to come in.

Spoiler: "Interaction is slow!" *goes on break*

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Spoiler: " Gets interaction... immediately chooses a statement to guilt trip the audience with.*

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Spoiler: Gets a tip. Says "FINALLY" like he's been owed it. Semi scolds a fan and starts talking about how the playthrough use to bring more money.

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Is fucking Saturday.

Nobody of any maturity and has any level of responsibility is gonna pay to put up with this shit after a long work week, Phil.

Just because one guy is dumbass with his own miserable objective donates and another who pays you everyday but never attends the stream doesn't mean the whole stream loved it.

Edit: And clocks out immediately lmaooo says "engagement was great but need support".

This shit should be incredibly baffling to anyone who has witnessed this after seeing him displayed on a platter around the other LSF people that get posted frequently. Most of the time it's not fails and mostly funnies but then you get this fuckin' dingdong laid out for you.

Literally no one that streams does what Phil does and that's what makes him horrifying but fascinating. We are way past "respecting the hustle" and "fool and their money soon parted". It's strange how people can't really pick up on this and keep asking things like:

"Why watch him though? lol".

Like, look at him!