Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[Apis mellifera]

Spoiler: River

River just looks like your average tired zoomer butch, especially with the coupled interests and being a "tarantula parent". I have never in my life seen a man with that weak of a jaw and such round, feminine eyes. Sad that you're putting a butch in with the transbians.

Yeah I totally agree, it's sad that so much of society is for cishet women/cis lesbians losing their unique spaces to people they simply don't want in them (or at worst, blatant predators attempting to infiltrate their spaces for sexual gain). Freedom of association is a crucial right, I mean how would queers like it if straight people who were obviously pretending to be queer infiltrated their spaces?!

Lol. Straights already do
see: polyamory, bdsm, transsexuality, pretending to be just as "queer" as being bisexual or gay.

 

[TheDiscoMan]

River just looks like your average tired zoomer butch, especially with the coupled interests and being a "tarantula parent". I have never in my life seen a man with that weak of a jaw and such round, feminine eyes. Sad that you're putting a butch in with the transbians.

Yeah River's kinda cute lol

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Why do I get the vibe that “Iris” has a freezer full of severed body parts in his basement?

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"It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again."
~ Iris, probably

 

[TheDiscoMan]

The names are always incredibly silly and esoteric too. How many women do you know named “Lavender” and “River?”

Also, “lesbian” should be enough but if troons won’t listen to that they won’t listen to anything.

Yeah half of those sounded like stripper names lmfao

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Why do I get the vibe that “Iris” has a freezer full of severed body parts in his basement?

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If you see this picture and don't immediately think that trooning out is a mental illness, there's something not right with you.

You don't have to humour them and play along with their retarded little pronoun game, and if anybody demands you do then you should tell them to fuck off. It's disrespectful, sure,

It's not half as disrespectful as trying to bully me into lying about these people.

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

Amanda straight up looks like one of those caveman reconstructions, holy shit

Excuse you! Amanda is wearing a girly headband and so is clearly a cavewoman.


A dainty cavegirl (l.) and a strong, hulking caveman (r.)

Tinder troons for your viewing pleasure. Although Tinder is not lesbian exclusive and has trans/nb options, I labeled these ones transbians because they put themselves in the women seeking women category

Spoiler: Lavender

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U could tell him his sharpie eyeliner and blockie dark eyeshadow is good uwu

Spoiler: Jade

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“Mysterious creature” indeed.

Spoiler: Gwen

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I have zero clue what the slew of emojis mean.

Spoiler: Ava

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Because “I have trauma” is the best thing to include in your dating profile.

Spoiler: Skyler

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Skyler is here to “steal” cuddles and head pats. $20 says he’s ABDL.

Spoiler: Iris

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Iris is overwhelmed by the many, many messages he and his beard are receiving from lesbians.

Spoiler: River

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Apparently “I will top every single time” and “I’m in therapy” are pros. Also, what is there to “figure out” about Stardew Valley? It’s a sandbox game.

Spoiler: Dani

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Dani likes girls who likes girls, or in other words girls who don’t like him.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Excuse you! Amanda is wearing a girly headband and so is clearly a cavewoman.

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A dainty cavegirl (l.) and a strong, hulking caveman (r.)

Jack Links really reaching for relevancy I see. Its a caveman by the way of the Bogdanoffs.

 

[Grinrow]

Why do I get the vibe that “Iris” has a freezer full of severed body parts in his basement?

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Why would you still have a beard if you're trying to be a woman

 

[Cringe newfag]

Why would you still have a beard if you're trying to be a woman

Being more gender nonconforming and "queer" (aka wierd) gets you points in those circles. You need to be as anti-normative as possible.

 

[ThatsaBigBitch]

Anyone interested in this plussize lesbian?

Spoiler: Jasmyn

Jasmyn’s real name is definitely Bob. I’d put money on it.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Jasmyn’s real name is definitely Blob

FTFY

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Jasmyn’s real name is definitely Bob. I’d put money on it.

Or Fred.

 

[kirua]

Spoiler: River

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Apparently “I will top every single time” and “I’m in therapy” are pros. Also, what is there to “figure out” about Stardew Valley? It’s a sandbox game.

I might just be really bad at clocking, but River looks like an androgynous dyke to me.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I might just be really bad at clocking, but River looks like an androgynous dyke to me.

Admittedly upon second look I think I just saw “I will top every time” and assumed troon. Might’ve been triggerhappy with that one. I thought about taking theirs off my post but nobody really attacked them and they put themselves in public on Tinder anyways so I’m going to leave it lest people be confused about the comment chain.

 

[Ask My Dominatrix]

This guy just put his wife’s hijab on his head and said “I’m a lady.” Ffs.
This is what I don’t understand people refuse to comprehend. When society make rules & loopholes to allow men into female spaces they will use and exploit those to infiltrate the spaces and now they can freely do it and get defended.
It is the predators who will exploit these loopholes who do it to get free access to women.
It’s truly astounding the need to appear woke out ways the need to protect potential victims.

I could be wrong of course, I’ve just come from the Erin Reed thread and learned I’m a Nazis White Supremacist so don’t take anything I say to heart. It was a shock but I think my mother will be proud.

Maybe I'm a prude, but I have to ask, is this normal dating app behaviour? It seems kind ofextremely weird to publicly post near-smutshots.

I think it’s important to remember that they act how they personally think women behave. For them women do this, for every other woman worth dating of course it’s not common.
Don’t give too much away too soon ladies, there’s nothing sexier than a little mystery.


This again, damn a lot of Troons are into BDSM.
It’s a little known fact but once you come out as a Lesbian you need to decided whether you’re a sub and love to be dominated or a Dom and you love to dominate.
Trust me, I asked my Dominatrix about this lol


Ffs, I need a puke bucket rn.

Iris has unlocked a long guarded secret that Lesbians have tried to hide from men for centuries.
Lesbians dig those full fucking beards, we don’t really like boobs and curves Nope it’s beards.
Damn, the secret is out!!
Someone call a meeting, someone must pay for this!

 

[neverendingmidi]

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This guy just put his wife’s hijab on his head and said “I’m a lady.” Ffs.
This is what I don’t understand people refuse to comprehend. When society make rules & loopholes to allow men into female spaces they will use and exploit those to infiltrate the spaces and now they can freely do it and get defended.
It is the predators who will exploit these loopholes who do it to get free access to women.
It’s truly astounding the need to appear woke out ways the need to protect potential victims.

I could be wrong of course, I’ve just come from the Erin Reed thread and learned I’m a Nazis White Supremacist so don’t take anything I say to heart. It was a shock but I think my mother will be proud.


I think it’s important to remember that they act how they personally think women behave. For them women do this, for every other woman worth dating of course it’s not common.
Don’t give too much away too soon ladies, there’s nothing sexier than a little mystery.

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This again, damn a lot of Troons are into BDSM.
It’s a little known fact but once you come out as a Lesbian you need to decided whether you’re a sub and love to be dominated or a Dom and you love to dominate.
Trust me, I asked my Dominatrix about this lol

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Ffs, I need a puke bucket rn.
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Iris has unlocked a long guarded secret that Lesbians have tried to hide from men for centuries.
Lesbians dig those full fucking beards, we don’t really like boobs and curves Nope it’s beards.
Damn, the secret is out!!
Someone call a meeting, someone must pay for this!

He kept hearing Lesbians have "beards", and took it literally like an autist.

 

[Nora Freeze]

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This guy just put his wife’s hijab on his head and said “I’m a lady.” Ffs.

This dumb slut can't even cover his hair properly!

 

[Snusmumriken]

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Iris has unlocked a long guarded secret that Lesbians have tried to hide from men for centuries.
Lesbians dig those full fucking beards, we don’t really like boobs and curves Nope it’s beards.
Damn, the secret is out!!
Someone call a meeting, someone must pay for this!

It’s not a beard, it’s just a lady tickler. You lesbians LOVE feeling scratchy man hair all over your pussy!

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

This dumb slut can't even cover his hair properly!

He'd better be careful where he shows off his lovely locks under his hijab like that. Set foot in the wrong place and he's in for a caning for violating rules on modesty.

Who are we kidding; a caning is probably exactly what he's angling for.

 

[Liquid Kitchen]

I'm back with more trannies please enjoy
Abby wants someone to play minecraft and cuddle with UwU

Spoiler: abby

what type of outfit is that, did he cut those sleeves off his mom's sweater?

you're not cute, just extremely mentally ill.

lol some of these band names

I'm sure you all will love adrianna, such a sweet and delicate  wo man.

Spoiler: adrianna

hello my fellow ladies

This one kept his "deadname" I guess? Never met a girl named Andrew.

Spoiler: andrew

I can't tell if that's eyeliner or one of those fake eyelashes

This is... "caelyn"

Spoiler: caelyn

I really hate when they do those teen girl poses

lol nin shirt and cloth poster

CLEAN YOUR ROOM, DO YOUR LAUNDRY, NOT HARD!



go outside, animal crossing is not real. playing as a female character does not make you female.


he is none of these things now and he never will be

Troon came with an extra L!

Spoiler: lillith

he kinda looks like rumplestiltskin

Spoiler: shrek rumplestiltskin

trooning out is a selfish act, if you really cared about your kids you would have at least waited until they all left. Or gotten mental help.

I saved my favorite for last, meet "dawn" he's a "trans poly witch" with 16 different personalities!!

Spoiler: dawn

I bet he has fucked or will fuck an animal at some point in the future


"Came out" to his parents in the McDonald's parking lot

Troons are such a good source of entertainment

edit: formatting