Amber Heard v. Johnny Depp Legal Proceedings - "And on my side of the bed was human fecal matter."

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

it was also bad writing and to little johnny boy and to much stupid bitches.

Mostly the biggest thing that made Pirates movies after the first kind of shitty..was that Jack Sparrow was more and more the focus and he just isn't a good protagonist, the first one was a good flick and never should have had a sequel.

 

[Lemmingwise]

The Pirates movies made less and less money because everything after the first fucking movie is god awful garbage.

But still hundreds of millions.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

The Pirates movies made less money because they defeated the strongest villain in marine lore, wrapped up everyone's stories, and got rid of two thirds of the original main trio.

Saying it was solely Depp's fault is fucking retarded.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

But still hundreds of millions.

Oh I am not saying the Pirates movies didn't make bank, but blaming Depp on the diminishing returns is fucking Clown World Logic.

Edit "The character of Jack Sparrow had been creatively tired"

That was true for every character after the end of the first god damn movie.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

What the fuck.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

"The OP Ed did very little to Johnny Depp's career."

Bullshit.

 

[Airihead]

Also unlike most Hollywood weidos Johnny apologized for that comment.

Not that it matters in this case but that is good to hear

 

[verissimus]

Good grief. Can we just give Johnny the W already and move on with our lives? Because otherwise, we're all going to have no trust in our legal system or society for that matter.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

we're all going to have no trust in our legal system or society for that matter.

You have trust in those things now?

 

[Potatoherder]

Good grief. Can we just give Johnny the W already and move on with our lives? Because otherwise, we're all going to have no trust in our legal system or society for that matter.

You say that lack it's a bad thing. The courts have been built up too much and it's good for people to see how dysfunctional things really are.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

"Heard was in 50 different productions."

And yet no one's heard of any of them besides Aquaman, and she has the acting ability of a sack of rotten potatoes.

 

[verissimus]

You have trust in those things now?

Not particularly.

On another note...wtf. As I think I said elsewhere, what is this hypocritical bullcrap from the defense right now? Ms. Heard is having difficulty finding work after Johnny's smear campaign started.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"Aquaman was the most successful Movie ever"



BY WHAT FUCKING METRIC? Can we have this witness tested for ALL THE FUCKING DRUGS EVER? Holy fucking shit.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I know there’s been jokes and theories that Amber Heard was taking drugs while on court….but this “expert witness” is clearly on SOMETHING….

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I know there’s been jokes and theories that Amber Heard was taking drugs while on court….but this “expert witness” is clearly on SOMETHING….

She liked Aquaman and is high on Copeium

"One of the things that worked was a Strong female character and a Strong Male character working together...it was empowering."

HOLY SHIT SHE IS SAYING THIS UNDER OATH

>Blade Runner and Star Trek are Super Hero movies.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Phoenix Write 7 : Poop and Perjury?

The defamation dookie

 

[Standardized Profile]

I wish this lady would stop saying Gal Guh-DOH. They should impeach her testimony on the comps over this.

 

[JohnDoe]

So is Elaine's plan to run out of time before they rest their own defense case? It feels like they are trying to throw this whole trial by entering the rebuttal stage with no time to cross any of Johnny's witnesses. Someone explain why we are spending this long on this slow talking, say nothing witness?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"Amber might have been in a movie, which would have gotten her in a role in the BESTEST MOST CONSOOOMED MOVIE EVER so she deserves INFINITY BILLIONITY DOLLARZ"

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Literally all they have to do to discredit those estimations of earnings is to read reviews of the movies where she had speaking roles.

I want badass lady laywer to start with that just to felt her.


"Objection, this line of questioning is going to make us look like retards and I am a woman so I deserve to win cause of my vagina"

Nicky Rakets hasn't made fun of the fat fuck lady sitting with Elaine enough.