Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[John Andrews Stan]

He really wants to be as fat away as possible from his child doesn’t he?

The typo stays in the comment.

 

[Obscura539]

I like that Ralph spends thousands of dollars on himself and his vices instead of his kids. It is not like his sons first birthday is coming up or that there is a baby formula shortage right now. Fuck that shit! A true Ralphamale cares only for himself and getting his dick wet in underage prostitutes then caring for his children.

He claims that his broodmare is yielding milk in surplus and such shortages do not affect the Ralphamale. He passes the savings onto the children he really cares about, the 17 year old ones.

 

[Dona Morte]

Why is that a sweet g-ma goesover sees and get's killed while this piggy is fine?
Not wishing him death, I amjust wondering what UNHOLY sacrifice he commited.

 

[AltisticRight]

I vote option 7, nothing will happen. He will be taking extra care not to wander around at night, and spend most of his day seething on his phone reading twitter and kiwi farms.

That's by default a 5-star day! Watching American sportsball, Burger Kang via DoorDash, escorts providing room service, and betting on female ice hockey in Equatorial Guinea.
The rest of the time is spent tweeting and reading the Farms.

By the way, Ralph, the L/NP (the coalition) is a right-wing party. Is he going to ignore the fact that my tax money is being wasted on policing speech on this site too? Delusional pig.

 

[David Spadem]

Underage Sex Trafficking & Cheap Corrective Beatings Surgery. That’s what Portugal is to Ralph.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Not to be a guntguard. But could the portuguese have found the person that beat his ass and asked him to come back to tesify?
No ideaa how that would work.

 

[Arminius]

Not to be a guntguard. But could the portuguese have found the person that beat his ass and asked him to come back to tesify?
No ideaa how that would work.

Could also be the police telling him they found his purse, wonder if he'll spin it as him coincidentally buying a brand new one.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Has anyone asked Warski how his phone call with Gunt went on Saturday? Seems really coincidental that Gunt was supposed to talk to Andy for the first time since the bridge got torched and the next day we get a cope trip to Lisbon.

That's exactly how I like to vacation, staring at two phones with dad shoes, tall as shit socks cutting off the circulation to my hooves all with my gunt covering my tiny pecker.

The support hose he wears just complete the fat Angry grandpa styling.

I vote option 7, nothing will happen. He will be taking extra care not to wander around at night, and spend most of his day seething on his phone reading twitter and kiwi farms.

This is the worst part. He could be murdered or jailed in Lisbon but we wouldn’t know for months. He would rather disappear from the internet for months than admit anything went wrong on this trip. This is the cope redemption trip. He won’t have the balls to get wasted and party like a rock star out of pure fear.

He will just be the fat, lonely, depressed looking American sitting alone at restaurants all week furiously typing on his phone. He will avoid May, Rozie and heal himself with wigger retail therapy like a fat bitch.

Let’s hope Jesse from Pod Awful can keep an eye out for May and Rozie alone in the ghetto rental while Gunt purse shops. Now that we know how many sec offenders live in a three block radius of Gunt’s house I hope she had Ralph’s crossbow handy.

 

[Trench]

I noticed something strange about Ethan’s sunglasses.

Here’s a clear shot of the inside temple, there’s no printing seen.


This is an inside view from “any retailer” of the same temple. This is the correct side since his phone camera is reversed.

If not reversed there would still be a GUCCI tag on the other side along with made in Italy as seen here:


Sure. Could be compression issues, but even at further distances you can see the GUCCI tags on the outside which a fake pair would still have:


Pretty sure those sunglasses are fake. What do you think?

 

[break these cuffs]

I noticed something strange about Ethan’s sunglasses.
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Here’s a clear shot of the inside temple, there’s no printing seen.

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This is an inside view from “any retailer” of the same temple. This is the correct side since his phone camera is reversed.

If not reversed there would still be a GUCCI tag on the other side along with made in Italy as seen here:
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Sure. Could be compression issues, but even at further distances you can see the GUCCI tags on the outside which a fake pair would still have:
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Pretty sure those sunglasses are fake. What do you think?

Someone posted the chink site the huckster outside the airport uses to get his fakes earlier in the thread.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I noticed something strange about Ethan’s sunglasses.
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Here’s a clear shot of the inside temple, there’s no printing seen.

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This is an inside view from “any retailer” of the same temple. This is the correct side since his phone camera is reversed.

If not reversed there would still be a GUCCI tag on the other side along with made in Italy as seen here:
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Sure. Could be compression issues, but even at further distances you can see the GUCCI tags on the outside which a fake pair would still have:
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Pretty sure those sunglasses are fake. What do you think?

Showing off cheap jewerly too gee wiz.

 

[Trench]

Someone posted the chink site the huckster outside the airport uses to get his fakes earlier in the thread.

Oh ok lol I didnt know he bought them there

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Nothing says "I'm having a great time in Lisbon" like sitting at a café by yourself and seething on twitter about how the aylwags have spent more on Xander than you have. Ralphamale wins again!
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He couldn’t re-roll Rozy.tv so he decides to suck on Copium and try to reroll Portugal.

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Ralph, flexing his $465 USD Gucci shades.

wow he’s so cool, it almost makes me forget that time he got beaten the fuck out of ib Portugal and had to have his orbital socket rebuilt.

Okay so since Portugal is getting a sequel, what is the pig's gambit here? Is he trying to use meme magic to fix his eyes by retreading his steps from the first portugal trip without getting MOORED?
Or does he use sex tourism as a coping mechanism for stress and the Mayr incident drove him so much up the wall he needed another Portugal trip?

I think that he has a sunken cost fallacy in regards to he already has a visa for Portugal but didn’t get what he wanted out of Portugal.
He has the mentality of a Lolcow. He believes that if he can have a whole trip in Portugal and nothing but “five star days“ That that would change the conversation whenever we talk about ralph in Portugal and we would be saying stuff like “wow remember when ralph was smoking that cigar and having a beer on the balcony in Portugal, he’s so cool” when in reality were all laughing about the time you’re beating the fuck out of here trying to get underaged prostitutes.

Not to be a guntguard. But could the portuguese have found the person that beat his ass and asked him to come back to tesify?
No ideaa how that would work.

I highly doubt this or that the police found his bag. If Ralph had a whiff of anything like this he would’ve been hollering about it on his show because that ironically would be a small win for Ralph (and Lord knows he needs them). There’s no way that he would be able to keep his mouth shut If the Pork n’ Cheese popo had any new leads
(let alone enough for lead to have ralph actually go to Portugal. Ralph can give a testimony over zoom and he could pay to have his bag mailed to him if they did actually find it).

 

[oramge cat]

What shall it be this time? A narcotic exchange turned shanking? Stuck between soccer hooligans and riot police? A lynching at the gypsie market? Confrontation with the National Republican Guard? A tragic fall from Christ the King?

The best is yet to come.

I'm voting for "US bans travel to and from Portugal because of monkeypox, Ralph pays a smuggler to sneak him into the UK and narrowly avoids being raped by migrants by virtue or pork being haram".

 

[break these cuffs]

Oh ok lol I didnt know he bought them there

I don't know if he bought them there, but assumed they were fakes and they're easily available on a Wish-esque site. Given that he boasted about some retail therapy for a new purse, I just assumed he bought them when he landed.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I don't know if he bought them there, but assumed they were fakes and they're easily available on a Wish-esque site. Given that he boasted about some retail therapy for a new purse, I just assumed he bought them when he landed.

Good catch on the missing print though. What kind of man wears that shit?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

his fragile ego is still bruised from the last trip. he took a very massive loss very publicly. It caused daddy jim to finally break silence, people have been laughing at him about it for months. He's been seething and he cries inside like the bitch he is every single time he hears on some stream "he flew to portugal to spite andy warski and got beat the fuck up". So this is his 100% cope vacation, abandoning his newborn child and forever fiance, to fly out and prove to people on the internet that he's not afraid. That he can go to portugal and not get beat up, so when someone brings up the first trip he can fire back with "well I went back! I AINT AFRAID OF NOTHING but I won't get into a boxing ring or fight anyone on camera ever". He's a bitch made faggot with an incredibly fragile ego. If he does get beat this time, he legit might commit suicide.

So, much like ReRoll and Meigh are his Spite Family, this is his Spite Vacation to own the ‘usual suspects’.
Smart move, Ralph. That’s worked out great for you so far.

 

[Sammich]

Why does this fucking idiot spend so much fucking money traveling all over the place?

I guess I'll answer my own question, white trash with money gonna fuckin white trash

not even that, he's going to really shitty places. Who the fuck wants to go to portugal? No one would be giving him so much shit if he picked some place like paris, rome, athens, or cancun or jamica or any manner of other places that would be fun and enjoyable.
BTW, wasn't he bragging about a cancun trip a few weeks ago?

 

[Retink]

Good catch on the missing print though. What kind of man wears that shit?

The kind of pigman that needs validation from "insert brand here". Dude might as well be wearing a Marvel t-shirt and some Micky Mouse ears.

 

[AltisticRight]

I noticed something strange about Ethan’s sunglasses.
View attachment 3312812
Here’s a clear shot of the inside temple, there’s no printing seen.

View attachment 3312813
This is an inside view from “any retailer” of the same temple. This is the correct side since his phone camera is reversed.

If not reversed there would still be a GUCCI tag on the other side along with made in Italy as seen here:
View attachment 3312826

Sure. Could be compression issues, but even at further distances you can see the GUCCI tags on the outside which a fake pair would still have:
View attachment 3312976

Pretty sure those sunglasses are fake. What do you think?

Fake.
Replicas either have white printed text or no text at all. Original Gucci ones have the following:
- gold embroidered text, very hard to get rid of
- made in Italy or Japan
- Conformité European logo (CE)
- The text will show the product number and GG (no Ralph, that's not GamerGate)
- text on the outside is embroided too, Ralph's shows painted text

I mean, just look at the low quality stainless steel hinges that's attached to the frame.