Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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That one guy with the vinyl albums had great taste in music "Piper at the Gates of Dawn" which is early Pink Floyd when Syd Barrett as the lead singer was a great album. Also "Led Zeppelin II" is a banger
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Hunter Collins definitely has the best hobbies of the group in chess and music. Most of his Reddit account was on those two topics. According to him, he had 82 hours of listening to The Beatles on Spotify.
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Unrelated grab, just thought it was appropriate for this site.

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Oomfie has to be one of my least favorite Internet terms. Sounds like baby speak to me. Also, credit artists Lucas, it’s much easier for people to find them that way instead of trying to read that signature. Oh yeah, if anyone wants to read about some Britbong buffoonery when it comes to troons, here’s an archive link of an article involving the House of Lords. Regardless of all that, get a permanent Pickle Rick tattoo Lucas, you coward. We all know you’re reading this.
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Don’t act like you’re a woman here Lucas.
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George Bush Dear Feeder and JK got the answers.
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Buckle in, buckeroos! Thanks to a security loophole (big ups to Hërr Manning for that incredibly tight infosec LOL), I was able to compromise Lucas's PC infrastructure via an IP phishing subroutine relayed through several proxies running off of a customized LOIC architecture.


Through the sheer power of autism, I managed to remote access his computer's fap (schlick? squelch? glorp?! whatever fucking gross noise a useless stink ditch makes) folder, and gentlemen, I'm here to share it with you.


Just be warned: on top of being vile and disgusting, the sampled contents within are highly compromising. Also included are links/mirrors to the folder itself if you feel like wading through over 2 FUCKING TBs of pure mental degeneracy, so get it before Mr. Sorrenti lawyers up and attempts a gay DFE purge.


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Get fucked,
you skinwalking Giuseppe.
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Zonia said:
"Femboymaths" who was groomed by Chloe aka BobPosting and who recently turned 18 confirmed he was a minor in the Catboyranch Discord and attempts to cover for Lucas Badly


"Grooming might've been a problem, but acting as if it was something keffals was involved with is just wrong"View attachment 3306799
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>Check out Twitter Account
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I think I just threw up a little :cryblood:
 
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Balanced Boomer said:
Buckle in, buckeroos! Thanks to a security loophole (big ups to Hërr Manning for that incredibly tight infosec LOL), I was able to compromise Lucas's PC infrastructure via an IP phishing subroutine relayed through several proxies running off of a customized LOIC architecture.


Through the sheer power of autism, I managed to remote access his computer's fap (schlick? squelch? glorp?! whatever fucking gross noise a useless stink ditch makes) folder, and gentlemen, I'm here to share it with you.


Just be warned: on top of being vile and disgusting, the sampled contents within are highly compromising. Also included are links/mirrors to the folder itself if you feel like wading through over 2 FUCKING TBs of pure mental degeneracy, so get it before Mr. Sorrenti lawyers up and attempts a gay DFE purge.

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You will never be a real comedian.
 
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McSchlomo said:
"biggest trans lolcow" my ass.
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Kevin Gibes and John Walker Flynt are a bit too forgotten outside of the Farms (moreso Gibes anyways) and Yaniv is the OAG of troons (too extreme to be used as a cudgel against troon degeneracy). Lucas/Keffals is also a bit more noticeable under the current year microscope. I'm most likely bullshitting.
 
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GenericReviewerDraco said:
Kevin Gibes and John Walker Flynt are a bit too forgotten outside of the Farms (moreso Gibes anyways) and Yaniv is the OAG of troons (too extreme to be used as a cudgel against troon degeneracy). Lucas/Keffals is also a bit more noticeable under the current year microscope. I'm most likely bullshitting.
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It's still funny to claim that he's already the biggest when his thread was made a mere two months ago.
 
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It's still funny to claim that he's already the biggest when his thread was made a mere two months ago.
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It's still kinda impressive one egomaniacal botting troon is at 300+ pages within two months, and the milk keeps on coming. But yeah this degenerate 41%er is not the biggest troon in existence.
 
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I love that, even though Lucas can buy Twitter followers, he can't buy views for Twitch and YouTube. Lucas, supposedly, has 100k followers on Twitter yet when it comes to Twitch he is lucky to get 1k live viewers while on YouTube his videos are lucky to break over 10k. For fun I decided to look at another YouTuber, ItsAGundam, and he only has 87k followers on Twitter yet his YouTube videos almost always pass 200-500k views and his streams get several thousand viewers. Not including ones he guest stars in. Or another YouTuber, Mister Metokur. Metokur only has 65k followers on Twitter yet his livestreams almost always surpass 15k live viewers.
Jesus Christ you are pathetic Lucas. Your whole identity is a LARP. You LARP as a communist, you LARP as a woman and you LARP as a popular online e-celeb. No wonder you are terrified that Musk will get rid of bots when he takes over Twitter. Your illusion of popularity will vanish if that happens.
 
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RangerBoo said:
I love that, even though Lucas can buy Twitter followers, he can't buy views for Twitch and YouTube. Lucas, supposedly, has 100k followers on Twitter yet when it comes to Twitch he is lucky to get 1k live viewers while on YouTube his videos are lucky to break over 10k. For fun I decided to look at another YouTuber, ItsAGundam, and he only has 87k followers on Twitter yet his YouTube videos almost always pass 200-500k and his streams get several thousand viewers. Not including ones he guest stars in.
Jesus Christ you are pathetic Lucas. Your whole identity is a LARP. You LARP as a communist, you LARP as a woman and you LARP as a popular online e-celeb. No wonder you are terrified that Musk will get rid of bots when he takes over Twitter. Your illusion of popularity will vanish if that happens.
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He also larps as an Italian and an activist
 
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McSchlomo said:
"biggest trans lolcow" my ass.
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Biggest is a bit too generous but definitely a contender for lolcow of the year. We haven't had a huge insurgence of new users and/or thread replies since maybe byuu not killing himself. We've had people from his past come out and talk about him, we've had people who are able to get dirt from thin air, and at this point i wouldn't be surprised if a former mod were to step into the ring next.

A domino effect after "Ratio'ing" Destiny is what made 300+ pages of replies in only a couple of months, which I feel is impressive.
 
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