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Has anyone told Chris' orbiter whatshisface, that he can send letter or call Chris?
 
Shibaru said:
Chris once owned a BMW Z3, Part of me kind of wonders what would've happened if he had made it one of his personal cars instead of selling it immediately.
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Correction: Barb once owned a Z3, which she left to rot in the yard. It never became a sonchu because it was probably completely nonoperational, and Barb didn't want to spend the money to fix it.

It's also likely Barb threatened Chris against driving her car.


Phalanges Mycologist said:
From what some people have said it was stopped within 30 days of him being in the local lockup as he didn't need it, others have said it will only stop when there is a judgement against him but it still might have stopped as there is supposedly a fuckup in the way the system reports it to the agency who pays it.
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By law they're only supposed to shut off his tugboat if he's convicted. in reality they probably shut it off after 30 days because they can't be bothered to follow their own rules for a special snowflake like Chris is, and they know they'll likely never be held accountable for it.


A Grey Cat said:
opening the Disney plus app to watch the closest thing to his merge made real will top them all.
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The merge happened, and Chris missed it in Jail. Basically the CWC version of those "left behind" movies.
 
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Ophelia said:
Pshaw. Mariposa and I are completely balanced and reasonable.
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Hush. Everyone knows there are no girls on the internet.


SwanSwanson said:
I know two female Christorians
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That's not exactly a large sample size, and there are a lot of female christorians. I mean a LOT. Chris is an equal opportunity offender.

tl;dr: No offense, but you might want to get out and meet more women if you only know two.

Besides, how exactly can you tell if someone's male or female here on the forums unless they come out and say so, one way or the other? And even then, how can you be sure? I mean this is the interweb; trust no one. Also who cares?
 
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Slurgle said:
So did anyone else listen to the last Behind the Bastards episode? They're doing a series on Chris chan, and we're in it a lot (they don't like us, about which I am dismayed).

Part One: A Terrible Story About The Internet
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I listened to the second part, and the host tries so hard to act as if Chris doesn't know any better and was manipulated into saying he raped his mom, and making sure he stands out for not misgendering Chris around his tranny guest. Robert Evans is a chaser, so I'm not surprised he handled it this way after pulling no punches about terrible people in his other episodes.
 
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Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
If the tugboat money was being deposited into an account Barb had access to and she’s been using it while he’s in jail without Chris’s approval, is it theoretically possible that Chris could try to go after the money when he gets out? I don’t think it’s likely but it would be an extremely ironic twist
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That would be an amazing perfect-storm for Chris, especially if he's believing that it's all being banked up for the 12 months he was away.
Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
Like the "theft" of the hotel money that started this all off, if Chris had been drawing from that account for a long time with Barb's knowledge. If there wasn't the EPO Chris clearly violated, when would courts consider this theft or not in a legal sense?
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It makes you wonder if that has been going all along. There were times when Barb was absolutely livid with Chris spending money so there's a chance he was playing the old wheel and deal with Barb's account, reasoning that well if he takes $100 now, he'll replace it in a week when he gets his money. Then just forgetting about it. He has a history of shady shit like that, like those secret credit cards he got behind his parents' backs.
SwanSwanson said:
Has anyone noticed that female christorians seem to have a more "intense" stance on Chris, where either they're overly sympathetic to Chris and don't blame him for anything or they're alogs. Its kind of interesting.
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Chris seems like the worst trains in men, all mashed together into some sort of hideous sex crazed creature. Most all men have deranged and ulterior motives with love and sex, but with Chris, he has no problems wearing them on his sleeve. "Oops, sorry Megan, I drew that so I wouldn't sexually assault you. BTW, that's called fingering, in your "vagina"". The latest thing just reeks of him taking advantage of Barb because he could overpower her, and not satisfied with that, Chris had to go even further and brag about how much of stud he was, and Barb, being the babbling old crone, suddenly was rejuvenated and healed by Chris's magic penis. All that stuff seems designed to hit every disgust button with females.
 
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SwanSwanson said:
I know two female Christorians, ones shockingly sympathetic with him especially considering her stance on LGBT people and one abhors him more than anything.
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Might just be personality. Either way, I would tell everyone who's nice to Chris, "Just wait until Chris slobbering on your face or hits on your elderly mother".
 
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PsychoNerd054 said:
Now we've got three new pieces of Jail Art on Praetor's Etsy page, and they all seemed to have been created on the 6th of May.
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Can you imagine how much worse the "Sonichu" comics could get if Chris ever resumed them, what with the blasphemous delusion of being Christ he clings to?

"Sonichu" really does reflect Chris' mental state: one can see the ever decaying quality as an analogy of Chris' rotting mind.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
That would be an amazing perfect-storm for Chris, especially if he's believing that it's all being banked up for the 12 months he was away.
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I don't think the tugboat has even crossed his mind in jail. His physical needs are being met, so his main concern is his lack of toys and his inability to buy more toys on a whim, and that's due to his incarceration, not a lack (or surplus) of tugboat.

Besides, money has always been a very abstract concept for Chris, since he's never really had to earn any. To Chris, money just, well, happens. He never really considers it except when he doesn't have enough to buy all the crap he wants.

Most all men have deranged and ulterior motives with love and sex,
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Such as? I would think most men are pretty up front and obvious in their motives. Everyone knows we all want the same things: the T.V. remote and maybe a sandwich to go with it.

But seriously, we're talking about getting laid, not international espionage.

but with Chris, he has no problems wearing them on his sleeve.
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Not really. He's just stupid and clueless.

Most of Chris' problems with women are the same problem he has with people in general: he can't conceive they might have motives and desires different from his own. I'm fairly sure most women find being treated like an NPC background character to be sexually off-putting.


Ophelia said:
They would be so fucking preachy and boring. This cope is obnoxious.
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The text bubbles would be so huge there wouldn't be any room left over for art.
 
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