Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Kheapathic]

After the last event, all I hear is how Portugal is one of the safest places in Europe and you have to go looking for trouble. Ralph is gonna skew their crime stats if they keep letting him back in.

Also, when he's down and taking thise shots to his eye; totally stunned, doesn't even curl up, has no idea what to do or how to defend himself. Ralphamale was never a fighter.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

GO GO GADGET GUNT

It always deploys instantly any time he gets in an altercation.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

He's just going to say that him not being murdered in the street was a win for him

 

[Trap Card]

I love how he hid his blood covered t-shirt

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

If you're going to travel, by the nine stay on the roads. It's the daedra, you see....

 

[L50LasPak]

I never realized that crossing American white trash over with chavs would be so spectacular.

We need to arrange more of these.

 

[Blancmange]

To the ER Ralph goes... again.
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I suspect he won't be getting away scot free from this though, legally speaking.

As an American Citizen bearing the full authority of the United States Government I hereby grant Cog full diplomatic immunity to the fullest extent of US civil law.
Signed,
Blancmange

 

[Near]

This is how you get shit done. No gay ass following and non-action, letting this fat faggot talk shit to you. Just straight into results. How are you going to get used to those 1v4 fights when you lose a 1v1 every day Ralph? Fucking loser! Sad!

 

[Polyboros2]

Arrest them!

The quote this time is "POLICE! POLICE!"

 

[evilsponge]

You know on paper, this would be something that people in this "sphere" would usually all come out and say "I may not like Ralph but this is like... totally not cool to do guys". However Ralph is just a dumb fucking slimeball that everyone hates him and are just laughing at him.

I try not to aylog Ralph but he's always the instigator in these fights. All he had to do was keep his hands to himself.

 

[The Assembler]

Ancient Greeks could not make a tragedy this poetic.

 

[Easterling]

GO GO GADGET GUNT

It always deploys instantly any time he gets in an altercation.

Its like a fucking airbag at this point

 

[PortugalTourismBoard]

Somehow, Ralphabeatings have returned.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Gunters, please explain - is Gunt a model wigger? What is it that makes US white trash so ugly?

 

[Jewthulhu]

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It keeps coming.

Now the million dollar question: Will Ralph get in trouble too or will he slip away?

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think we all can agree that @Null was %100 correct about Ralph and overseas. Americans cannot live in any other country.

It's not Americans bro it's just Ralph. I do fine and I've been to countries where they would van the Ragepig and sell his fucking organs (if they were worth anything when you scrape the cholesterol off) or put him on fucking Liveleak, but thats because I don't fuck with the locals.
Ralphs big mouth and wigger attitude would get him a beatdown in the fucking Vatican, he's just a cunt and he asks for trouble.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph is Chinese now from the looks of it after that pounding
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errherr I justa ruv my fie stal days in porterger

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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I think this might just be the single greatest thing I've ever seen Kiwi Farms. So cringe and so epic. I wish I was there to watch it happen.

 

[Barbarus]

He's claiming cog and friend got arrested but the gunt was the one to throw the first punch.

Its likely all three will be, until they show the police the video of him attacking them first, dropping it and fining them then letting them all go.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I hope all three of them get to spend a night in a fine Portuguese jailhouse.