Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[drain]

You broke dicks don't get it. Ralphamale is winning. As it intended to be. He's always on the go, fighting like the alpha he is, and showing all his power by slinging his gunt around every time someone connects a hard blow to his misshapen skull. Which he totally allows to happen because he isn't some sort of broke dick faggot.

This is winning.

 

[kadoink]

Future timeline predicted:

Ralph says he's gonna go to Jims house to pick a fight.
Jim calls the police and lets them deal with it.
Ralph takes photos of Jims House and settles for doxxing Jim before the police arrive.
Jim hires Nick to get Ralph for Harassment.
Ralph ends up back in jail on a drunken meltdown and ends up incarcerated for 3 years and gets out on good behavior. While incarcerated people mail him piggy note cards and make fun of him causing Ralph to begin a temporary redemption arc as a mellowed out streamer when hes free. That goes downhill and he returns to being a stream sharter after people find out he's now living in a trailer park and send him more piggy notes.

Ralphs kid never know who he is and grows up happy.

 

[Sinpie]

Does Jim's state have castle doctrine or whatever the fuck it's called? What's that stuff that doesn't kill you but hurts like hell - birdshot? Please God I pray Ralph goes through with his threat to go to Jim's house and gets a shotgun blast of birdshot from Jade right in the gunt.

I was going to write something in the line of "Please no, we need him on his two feet for the content and his weak heart will give out if he is subjected to that stress" but then I remembered that his belly lard is so thick it probably has a level-II armour rating.

 

[Goofy Logic]

HE BLOCKED GHOST
WHY WOULD YOU BLOCK GHOST
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You laugh at Ralph, you pay the price.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

So is Portugal just the country you go to when you want to get Irish Sunglasses?

 

[Symalsa]

Watching it a second time, Ralph 100% instigated things. I bet he didn't realize Cog was there with a meathead friend, and started shoving at Cog.

Yeah he has no idea that person is with Cog. In the beginning the guy went and sat with Ralph while Cog stayed around the corner

Like a dumbass, Ralph gets up to go fuck with Cog and this dude, naturally, gets up and follows Ralph around the corner

So Ralph sandwiched himself between two targets and didn't even know it

 

[Slimy Time]

lol

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He's going to get beaten up again. This time by a cancer patient.

 

[Ozzymandias]

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Ralph finally got the out he so desperately wanted. Don't be too sad, fight wouldn't have happened anyway.

yeah it aint lol

 

[CECA Loather]

Cog and his friend should have brought along some measuring tape.

 

[Near]

STOP! NO MORE! THE ALOGS WON!

Domination victory secured. Ralph lost!

 

[MagmaStalker]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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That is a fuckin gunt

 

[Rungle]

I dont condone violence against a lolcow, to be real honest Ralph did not deserve to get beat up again in portugal.
Despite how much of a fucking retard he is, this is a step too far.

Doesn't make it any less funny though.

 

[MySonDavid]

I wish I could take more pleasure in this. Cog going to Lisbon to a-hog is kind of gay. The new gunt pictures are fucking glorious though.

 

[Ozzymandias]

apparently Ralph claimed they had a knife but the cops let cog and his friend go so no arrest maybe?

 

[Negev]

Looks like we won't get the big fight

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fight with two guys that warski had nothing to do with just to avoid having to work out then get put on his ass by warski. The Ralphamale cannot stop winning guys

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Man the way he simultaneously advances to defend his honour while involuntarily shrinking against the wall is a good illustration of what this streamer shit does to your brain.

On the other hand according unanimously to my children's cartoons, courage isn't not being afraid, it's doing what you have to do anyway. Perhaps Ralph is a true hero.


Our website administrator is a sensitive soul with too much empathy and love for his fellow man to encourage such a thing, but I wish he wasn't

No I Don't mean as a Private Villa of Corrupt Citizens,but as a documentation of the Chapmans and Ricardo Lopezs of this world. Not to encourage,but to mock those who are so enraged by nobodies on the internet they turn to homicide.

 

[CheeseCrackers]

Ralph's lifted elevator shoes on full display
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that looks like a good 2 inchs. how tall did cog say ralph was IRL? 5'4 ?
he might really be 5'1 with no shoes/lifts on

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

How is this funny exactly? I just see a man being beaten by 2 grown-ass adults who took the time of the day to break the law just to fuck with a lolcow.

Comedy is subjective.

 

[WutangLee]

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STOP! NO MORE! THE ALOGS WON!

Domination victory secured. Ralph lost!

CALL THE POLICE. ARREST HIM. ARREST HIM

 

[ScurvyRat]

This is actually all part of the Ralphamale boxing training program
Cog is a paid actor, confirmed