Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

I know he's an absolute bitch to the core but goddamn, one of those inflatable tubemen with the waving arms would've put up more of a fight . Goes down immediately, can't throw any punches, all he can do is seethe and screech.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

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The fanart is being developed faster than the speed of light.

 

[Edivitch]

Metokur calling him the new Drakenlord was prophetic: hours later he gets absolutely plastered. Are we getting a new pilgrimage arc where aylawgs visit Ethan to beat him up?

If Ralph visits metokur all bets are off, he will be fucked with 100x worse by crazy metokur fans

 

[Neko GF]

Even though he got his ass kicked (again) and had to go crying to the police because he knows he can't actually fight back, Ralph somehow isn't a pussy. At least that's what one of his 10 fans thinks:

Tweet | Archive

 

[エボラちゃん]

I almost want to feel bad for Ralph, it's not nice to hit someone that's on the ground and defenseless.
However, Piggy fucked around and found out so thanks for the free entertainment.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Because it would be silly to lie about something immediately disapprovable lol

This is Ralph we're talking about...

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

The biggest disappointment out of all this is Ralph let a British beat him and win. America truly is lost.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

He needs to pick on someone his own size.

I don't think he's allowed near elementary schools

 

[Telemeter]

I'm not really too familiar with the terms of the fight or if there was any contracts signed or anything. That said, I think it's a safe assumption Warski won't get his money back.
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I don't even care what the contract says, #PayWarski

 

[Registration]

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Same energy.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

ralph said the fight was 2 on 1. bro cog didn't throw a single punch

 

[Billy_Sama]

Portugal be like this to Ethan.

 

[Love Machine]

An internet boxing match fell through? who would have thought!

 

[King Bradley]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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I'm not sure what I'm more surprised by: That Ralph didn't piss himself when he got knocked down or that he could get off the ground with the weight of his gunt.

 

[el bandito loco]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!!

 

[3MMA]

Cog and his friend should have brought along some measuring tape.

Blows my mind that no one has done this yet.

 

[Seethecoper]

Can someone please send Jim a gun and a list of Castle Doctrine laws?

I'm pretty sure Jim talked about owning a pretty badass Remington shotgun on a stream a year or two ago. Can't remember the model, just that he and the chat mentioned it was an $800+ shotgun

 

[noot_noot]

Hong Kong 97 edit
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The year 1997 has arrived.
A herd of fuckin' ugly reds
are rushing from the
mainland.

 

[Pork Packer]

Some times it doesn't even matter.
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Pretty sure thats a bad photoshop, here is the original

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]