Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Smooth Operator]

Knowing Ralph, he just can't take an L this big without at least trying to get some payback. I wonder if he'll try to look up Cog in Portugal again.

 

[Neil]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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Holy fucking shit, what kind of divine comedy act is Ethan Ralph's life?

I am fucking dying at how many poor Portguese citizens were honking to get these fat western morons out of the road so they could drive in peace. Literally everyone involved in this fight is a waste of life, nothing but a detriment to themselves and everyone around them.

How did Ralph's throat start bleeding, by the way? I'm surprised at how much blood was leaking out of that thing.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Rekieta just streamed gunts latest escapade to 60,000 normies watching the Johnny Depp Trial

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

I don't know about that mate. Sure, he can't hurt you physically but he surely has the means to damage your life or hurt your reputation. From false DMCA strikes to going after people and their families, he's done quite a few exceptional things.
This beating is bad, maybe? But it will only get worse because Ralph never learns, and it's only a question of time before it happens again.

Completely agree. If he's abusing the legal system, he can be an absolute menace by proxy. But face-to-face in real life? There isn't much he's able to do against virtually all men and even quite a few women and children for that matter. There aren't many people in this world as feeble as he appears to be in this "fight".

I unironically think cancer man Jim could go toe-to-toe with him. He's pretty bold to plan to travel within ass-kicking distance of Jim after this. Hell, I think my mom could give Ralph a run for his money.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Knowing Ralph, he just can't take an L this big without at least trying to get some payback. I wonder if he'll try to look up Cog in Portugal again.

YES PLEASE

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Shyster Lawyer raising a toast.

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

I'm not sure if you can really call Ralph's technique a turtle technique. At least with turtling, you can have more protection. Guess he can't even get survival instincts right. I'm getting the idea that the prostitute beat him up rather than the pimp on his last trip.

I'm betting after the 14 year old prostitute knocked him down 2-3 times, he keeps getting up and starts following her around calling her a bitch, whore, etc, and starts trying to fight in which case a whole group of guys give him a beat down

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

The gunt is going to Jims house.
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"They will have to kill me to stop me" from visiting Jim's house, Ralph says.

Ralph, may not be a good idea to instigate a self-defense situation with a potentially armed man with cancer. You've got no idea how long Jim has left, but he does. He might decide to make his first IRL stream your last and cement his place as the best and last king of IBS.

If that happens, I suggest Jonah Hill as Ralph and Joaquin Phoenix as Jim in the inevitable movie.

 

[Penis]

At this rate, if he dies they're gunna have to cremate him one piece at a time

 

[Fools Idol]

During these shit shows I like to find music that is thematically appropriate. My proposal is Life on Mars by David Bowie. Sing along fellow alogs:

It's a God-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling, "No"
And her daddy has told her to go

But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen

But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

Five star day king, Never change Ralph.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

This all started because Zoe Quinn fucked 5 guys for game development clout.

Life comes at you fast.

GamerGate truly is the ground zero of the internet multiverse.

The crossovers we deserve.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

DAN WINS! He gets several hits on Ralph's head before saying 5 star days.
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Straight up punched Ralph retarded.
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EDIT:
So the person who kicked Ralph's as was not Cog but his friend Dan. The whole ordeal captured much better by Cog.
ROUND 1 Dan 1 - Ralph 0
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Round 2: Dan 2 - Ralph 0
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Round 3: Dan 3 - Ralph 0
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The fight from each side
Ralph's side which goes dark very quickly so more audio than anything
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Cog's perspective
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Ralph is claiming the guy had brass knuckles. Find any frame in the fight where you can see that. I can't seem to find it.
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They were not brass knuckles but the sunglasses.
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Pig boy starts fights and then goes running to the police when he loses... he acts like a troll/goblin from a Brothers Grim tale

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Based A-logs

 

[fuck whales]

Holy fucking shit, what kind of divine comedy act is Ethan Ralph's life?

I am fucking dying at how many poor Portguese citizens were honking to get these fat western morons out of the road so they could drive in peace. Literally everyone involved in this fight is a waste of life, nothing but a detriment to themselves and everyone around them.

How did Ralph's throat start bleeding, by the way? I'm surprised at how much blood was leaking out of that thing.

weak and stretched skin I guess

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

This all started because Zoe Quinn fucked 5 guys for game development clout.

Life comes at you fast.

WW1 started over a dipshit killing a guy called Fergy.

The Gunt Getting punched in Portugal twice started because gross cat lady got porked by a Journo.


Clown World, Clown world never changes.

 

[Mister Mint]

I dont condone violence against a lolcow, to be real honest Ralph did not deserve to get beat up again in portugal.
Despite how much of a fucking retard he is, this is a step too far.

Doesn't make it any less funny though.

I disagree a bit. I think he deserved to get beat up, but nobody should have actually taken it upon themselves to go do it.
That said, it seems Ralph started the fight and kept coming back for more so I really don't have any empathy.

 

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How did Ralph's throat start bleeding, by the way? I'm surprised at how much blood was leaking out of that thing.

Bleeding like a stuck pig.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Holy fucking shit, what kind of divine comedy act is Ethan Ralph's life?

I am fucking dying at how many poor Portguese citizens were honking to get these fat western morons out of the road so they could drive in peace. Literally everyone involved in this fight is a waste of life, nothing but a detriment to themselves and everyone around them.

How did Ralph's throat start bleeding, by the way? I'm surprised at how much blood was leaking out of that thing.

I like to think of the honking as applause.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

what was even the point of going to Lisbon again?

To show ay lawgs and whatever plankton still watches killstream that he ain't no bitch. He's not afraid to go back after he got his ass kicked. But this is Ralph, so he gets his ass kicked again. He could make everything so much easier for himself if he did nothing, but it's obvious by now that he has a death wish.

 

[MadStan]

I've seen teenage catholic girls put up a better fight than Ralph.

Gravity and a Gunt just don't seem like good bedfellows.

Ralph, give up man. You are a loser to the bone.