Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[byuu]

Funny as fuck, but Goddamn Euros are some slapfight faggots. Pretty sure a few of those were open handers.

Here in enlightened Europe we always use an open-hand slap to correct a bitch.

 

[stares at error messages]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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Just Beautiful.

Hit him harder! Ya 'otta tenderize that rage-pig meat!

 

[Near]

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

How did Ralph's throat start bleeding, by the way? I'm surprised at how much blood was leaking out of that thing.

He has extremely fragile skin, and was likely drunk - making his heart rate higher and his blood thinner.

This is fantastic content. Ralph vs a benefit scrounger's manlet mate on the streets of Lisbon. Could you imagine just stumbling across this as a random tourist?

Is that random woman trying to break it up related to anyone here or is she just a stranger?

Has got to be a random woman, I've seen random middle aged women try to break up fights many times. Must be a mom instinct or something, perhaps she raised sons who fought sometimes.

 

[Escalating Violence]

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Why does Gunty think that Jim is a master gayoper when all he does is watch weebshit and laugh at retards on twitter?

 

[Philier]

Lol, Ralph got hit so hard he turned into Chinese.

Ah da pig of raige is strong. Dosa Haylogs wil pay much yuan fo dis! Can abor retor you cant! Haiya!

 

[God's strongest milkman]

You know what's the most insane thing about today's events? The person he's the angriest at and blames the most for it is metokur. Because he laughed. He's not going to go to cogs house to fuck with him he's saying he's going to metokur house. In rural America. Where hunting feral hogs happens all year every year. Amazing.

Ralph's twitter is pretty boring right now. It's literally just coping and retweeting his alt accounts saying "Was a 2 on 1 and they jumped him from behind with weapons. Not a fair fight."

Well, it's that or still crying about Jim. The only dude not really involved in this. Can't wait til he blames Gator for this somehow.

It was that fucking anime rabbit and everyone knows it.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

What a fat sack of shit though, you could see his massive gut exploding out of his clothes as he tried to get up off the ground

 

[Tims]

Emergency Kino Casino tonight:

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

You know what's the most insane thing about today's events? The person he's the angriest at and blames the most for it is metokur. Because he laughed. He's not going to go to cogs house to fuck with him he's saying he's going to metokur house. In rural America. Where hunting feral hogs happens all year every year. Amazing.

He really did look up Jim and Jim laughing at him just eats him up

 

[Beef Elemental]

You know what's the most insane thing about today's events? The person he's the angriest at and blames the most for it is metokur. Because he laughed. He's not going to go to cogs house to fuck with him he's saying he's going to metokur house. In rural America. Where hunting feral hogs happens all year every year. Amazing.

He's not even threatening Metokur, he's threatening to harass Metokur's wife.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

You know what's the most insane thing about today's events? The person he's the angriest at and blames the most for it is metokur. Because he laughed. He's not going to go to cogs house to fuck with him he's saying he's going to metokur house. In rural America. Where hunting feral hogs happens all year every year. Amazing.

Metokur lives in a pretty developed suburban area. Now if he decides to swing over to Rackett’s house while he’s up there, then he’d almost definitely get caught up in a hog cull.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

I'm disappointed no one stole the ring

Tbh I think they'd be hard pressed to pry it from his hoof. There's no way it fits properly.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

You know what's the most insane thing about today's events? The person he's the angriest at and blames the most for it is metokur. Because he laughed. He's not going to go to cogs house to fuck with him he's saying he's going to metokur house. In rural America. Where hunting feral hogs happens all year every year. Amazing.

>get beat up by random scotsman you've never met
>welp, better threaten jim's wife

 

[Justanotherguy]

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Dan-the-man's lucky he didn't lose a finger.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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Motherfucker has the chance to get up and fight back, but instead Ralph threatens to "ARREST HEEEIM!" like a white woman in a fucking black neighborhood. What a pussy. He can't beat Cog, but thought he was gonna throw down with Andy Warski?

This is like waiting to fight Balrog in Street Fighter, but you can't get past Dan. Ethan is as soft as baby shit.

 

[Haint]

This is fantastic content. Ralph vs a benefit scrounger's manlet mate on the streets of Lisbon. Could you imagine just stumbling across this as a random tourist?

It's Spain, seeing a hog get slaughtered in public is nothing new for the locals. Though seeing a fat American tourist getting stomped. I'm suprised that doesn't happen more often.

 

[veri]

trying to get some payback

his payback is going to be towards jim and flamenco cause for some reason he thinks they’re behind everything that happens to him and personally sending spies to alog him

 

[Regenbogen]

FINALLY A BIG HAPPENING FOR ONCE AHHAHAHAHAHAH HOW DID I MISS THIS

 

[Toy Soldier]

The thing that amazes me about the video is they knock him down three times, let him get back up and calm down each time, and continually tries to start shit again. I don't know if he honestly thinks he's tougher than he is because you'd think the first time he became a grounded puddle of gunt he would have learned his lesson.

Bold of you to assume Ralph can learn.