Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Veneraris]

I hope Ralph shows up at Jims house and outside in the yard there is a boxing ring and Andy Warski waiting for him.

That will be the first and last fight I pay for. Idk how Jim will keep Jade from Blood Eagle-ling Ralph before Andy can move

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Baked chat calling for mass reporting of Metokur's Twitter.

Absolutely felted.

 

[WutangLee]

It's amazing how far as a lolcow ralph has fallen. About a year a go he was 4 vs 1 a bunch of trannies, and now he's squealing begging the cops to come save him.

 

[Drama Fan]

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that mother fucker doesn't have a chin that is a fucking Dewlap

It all returns to nothing
It just keeps tumbling down
Tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing
I just keep letting me down
Letting me down, letting me down

 

[Pork Packer]

As always....it could be so much worse....

Spoiler: NSFW

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Aaaaaaand just to give it the patented ralph symbol

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Beef Elemental]

Mass flagging incoming.

 

[Banana Hammock]

How long until Ralph's third visit, and do you think the pattern will continue?

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

The local woman intervened because she thought she was watching Tyson Fury attacking an elderly fella with Downs Syndrome

100% this, a lot of bystanders actually thought that it was a 35 year old beating up a 60 year old man.

 

[Post Reply]

This is a lucky break for Keemstar. If he had put Ralph in the ring against anyone, he might have ended up with accessory to murder charges. What a disgraceful lack of fighting prowess by someone who talks such a big game.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I love how he used this to get out of the warski fight lmfao

Lol he's a coward at the end of the day. He's been looking for an excuse.
I mean come on fucking look at him, that fucking fat clown crumbles the second he gets slapped even lightly, he's fat, out of shape, he's had a heart attack already, and behind all the hollering he's a bitchmade faggot.

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Thank you skinny jarbo for the lols you have presented us.

 

[Hüftpriester]

He just couldn't walk away out of fear of looking weak but that's the smart thing to do.

Or he could've just stood there talking shit and not instigated the fight. He fucked around and found out. Now we have 4k footage of Ralph getting his ass kicked while his gunt protrudes for all to see. Truly a 5 star day for the aylawg community.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

I would like to humbly submit "Portugal Punching bag" and or "Punching bag of Portugal" as one of Ralph's many nicknames henceforth.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Thought it was gonna be one of Warski's "cousins" beating the shit out of him. Guess he is that dumb that he manages to get beaten by a fucking british chav somehow.

Sad to hear they were arrested. Probably he's the one that looked the worst of so they assumed the two british cunts were the assailants when he brought it on himself.

I'm sure he's gonna boast how he handed them their ass when we saw how badly he got beaten. fucking sitting on the ground like a toddler. Pathetic. let's see if that beating reset his fucked up eye.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Baked chat calling for mass reporting of Metokur's Twitter.

Absolutely felted.

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Wait... I thought that crew didn't give a fuck about the "law". Why would they rat to an "authority" figure?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Baked chat calling for mass reporting of Metokur's Twitter.

Absolutely felted.

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Nobody wants Nick or Ralph dead you retards, we love laughing at them too much.

 

[msd]

Sloppy edit but seeing his enormous gunt spilling out of his shirt reminded me of this guy from Morrowind.
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How dare you insult bagarn like that

Atleast bagarn is smart and knows he looks hideous

 

[bearycool]

Pig cow will never learn.

I mean the first time around, okay, yeah, foreigner getting beaten up in an unknown country has some sort of excuse for getting own.

This time around? Lol, this time around there is no excuse. This could have been completed avoided, but his sheer pig ass hubris got the better of him thinking he is some form of an retard with invincibility.


Squeal knowing your mortality pig, squeallll!

 

[Chiridion]

Metokur lives in a pretty developed suburban area. Now if he decides to swing over to Rackett’s house while he’s up there, then he’d almost definitely get caught up in a hog cull.

There aren't any wild hogs in MN, so Ralph won't have backup. I would love to see him hit a deer on the highway if he drives out to Spicer, MN, though.

What else can he get up to? Maybe barrel into the experimental section of the highway of I-94 between St Cloud and the Twin Cities and pop his tires?

 

[Kheapathic]

If Null ever finds a 3PL or whatever he needs to do shirts; we need something to reference five star days.